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My apologies for disappearing from the platform for so long, the Wizard Council disapproved of my funny pranks and locked me in a fucking labyrinth again. Luckily, I kept my wits about me and managed my escape! Your silly rat mazes cannot contain me!

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FINALLY! I got my hands on the Evil Crystal of Impulse! NYEH HEH HEH HEH THE POWER OF-- oh god dammit I swallowed it.

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if only wizard ronald reagan hadn’t started the wizard war on drugs

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I see you got the memo about the uniform change for the council members. They said I'm allowed to keep my big floppy ass hat at least!

Showing up to the wizard council meeting in this ✨

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once I figure out this spell that turns bones to silly string you'll be fucking sorry

What could a wizard possibly know about 420?

you, a skeleton with no lungs, come into MY TOWER and ask what the old men with robes and beards and fireballs could possibly know of 420?? BEGONE FROM MY REALM, FOOL.

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What could a wizard possibly know about 420?

you, a skeleton with no lungs, come into MY TOWER and ask what the old men with robes and beards and fireballs could possibly know of 420?? BEGONE FROM MY REALM, FOOL.

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us wizards have tried to conquer dark realms and magical worlds but now we have moved onto the most daunting challenge yet: taking over tumblr.com

returning, disloyal tumblr users (TWITTER DEVIANTS) should know about the WIZARD TITHE !

basically you have to pay a WIZARD TITHE

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the biggest challenge is instead of anon hate sometimes you get a fireball sent straight through your tower window but other than that's it's been really fun

very much in love with the entire wizardposting community

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casting a spell of regeneration at you to grow back your foreskin

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he's right. I haven't had a gender since I started on the wizard council, they actually make you resign that in favor of your wizard title.

being a wizard is an inherently trans profession. what are you transmuting? your gender?

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oouufghhghhh WIZARD SPELL! *microwaves a hot dog*

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gay sex is a ritual spell btw

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you've made me want to ascend to the highest plane of exsistance:

WIZARD

Great thanks to thee, wrote this omw to a dragon's keep to get his eyeballs (you dont need to know why)

Simply pleased to be of service to thee! Bring me back an eyeball, will you? (YOU don't need to know why)

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i aint no snitch but why would you do THAT

What the wizard council doesnt know cant hurt them

*casts enlarge Nebraska*

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Happy jewish wizard wednesday

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its thanksgiving here in "America" and you know what that means! im gonna cast a silly spell on the roast turkey nd make it dance around sexy style

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sorry babe the big stupid floppy hat stays ON during sex