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Natasha: Okay, count of three, just yell out the scariest thing you can imagine!

Natasha: 1, 2, 3…

Kate: The Trader Joe’s parking lot!

Peter: Tiger sharks!

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Hii im open for commissions. Maybe your interested

thanks for the offer but I have like. 0 money right now lmao.

if anyone else is interested, they have some baller art, and if you like it, consider commissioning them!

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thinking of opening myself up for (limited!!) fanfic commissions. hm.

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forgive me i’m in mourning,,, one of my fav artists opened commissions but the conversion rate between our currencies is so high that i would be spending like. all my money. for (1) piece of art.

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mama spider headcanons!!! bc brainrot

-> nat has a bad habit of biting/chewing on her nails so peter will paint her nails green so she won’t bc she doesn’t want to ruin his “work”

-> nat binged all of the star wars movies after she found out peter liked them so they had something to talk about together

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Peter: I keep getting these random headaches. Natasha: Peter, I love you, but those are not random headaches. You are dehydrated, malnourished, over caffeinated, over stressed, and sleep deprived.

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nooooooo

she’s not dead okay, she’s alive and being badass 😭 <- in denial

this is very important character opinion bingo on tony stark

oh. Oh. No. HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THE ONE GUY-

please remember this is my personal opinion and to not take it too seriously 😭 i don’t want to get bullied off tumblr

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damn, you’re almost as normal about Tony as I am about Nat.

this is very important character opinion bingo on tony stark

oh. Oh. No. HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THE ONE GUY-

please remember this is my personal opinion and to not take it too seriously 😭 i don’t want to get bullied off tumblr

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🤨 in what way???

this is very important character opinion bingo on tony stark

oh. Oh. No. HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THE ONE GUY-

please remember this is my personal opinion and to not take it too seriously 😭 i don’t want to get bullied off tumblr

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this is very important character opinion bingo on tony stark

oh. Oh. No. HOW DID YOU CHOOSE THE ONE GUY-

please remember this is my personal opinion and to not take it too seriously 😭 i don’t want to get bullied off tumblr

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If anyone wants me to say my opinion on a character with this bingo

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Least fav comic and fav comic

Ooooh okay! So, I’ll assume you’re talking about Marvel Comics, but I can add DC as well if anyone’s curious :)

Favourite -> It’s a super hard choice, but I have to say it’s a tie between, Black Widow (2014) and the 1975 run of Champions. For Black Widow (2014), I just adore Phil Noto’s art, and Edmondson’s characterization of Natasha is honestly so great. For Champions, it’s honestly a comfort comic. I love seeing Natasha run the team, and it’s just so fun and goofy with typical super-hero/god hijinks that it makes me laugh.

Least Favourite -> That’s honestly hard for me because I don’t tend to read comics I don’t enjoy, but the Zeb Wells Amazing Spider-Man run just really grinds my gears, especially when they killed off Kamala Khan (one of my favourite characters!!) in such a stupid and terrible way, only so they could resurrect her as a mutant. I could go into a whole rant about it, but tbh it’s probably very well-worn territory by this point lol, so instead I’m going to go with the current Spider-Woman run.

A lot of people don’t know this, but I really like 616!Jessica Drew, but this solo has been utterly terrible plot-wise. The whole thing where they aged-up Gerry just left a sour taste in my mouth, though I did really enjoy Jessica’s and Carol’s interactions (literally this comics only saving grace tbh), but other than my inner CarolJess Stan, I really don’t like it? Idk how to explain it, but it just feels like the writer doesn’t know what to do with Jess, and that sucks, because she’s such an interesting, complex character, and there is so much you could do with her and it feels like the writer is totally dismissive of her potential.

Oops! I definitely rambled too much there lol. Hope you don’t mind anon :) Thanks for the ask! Have a great day/night!

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Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

DO IT PLS

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Peter: I thought Maria was your girlfriend? Natasha: What? Natasha, looking at the group: who else thought Maria was my girlfriend? Natasha: Maria, put your hand down.

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Natasha: Go to sleep. Peter, getting up: Okay. Wanda: What the hell?!?! I asked you like 20 times. Clint: So did I! Peter: Well, Nat scares me and I'm older than you. [points to Wanda] Wanda: No, you're not! I'm literally older than you!

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mama spider prompts!

-> Natasha lifting Peter up to reach the second floor railing from the first floor after someone tossed his stuff up there.

-> Peter finally convinces Natasha to let them paint her nails (even though Peter isn’t that great at doing nails.)

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Natasha: That might be your dumbest idea yet. Peter: So… We’re doing it? Natasha: Hell yeah we are.