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mambzini · 2 days
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mambzini · 8 days
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what the fuck makes phone apps so cocky as to send me notifications telling me to use it. my grocery list app straight up went "you havent made a list in a while! 🙂" are you out of your fucking mind. you are a program. why are you speaking to me like youre my equal. i could replace you with a pen and the back of a receipt. idiot. i kill you now
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mambzini · 8 days
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mambzini · 14 days
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mambzini · 14 days
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“Male loneliness epidemic” is just men realizing that without a certain level of societal human trafficking they have to be palatable to other people and they just refuse to do that
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mambzini · 14 days
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was originally gonna color and post this for pride month but i lost the original file
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mambzini · 16 days
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I can’t actually verbalise just how SHITTED I am that the entire internet is being sanitised just so I can be absolutely ACCOSTED with ads for products that I don’t want
AND they’re making it the rules that you can’t opt out of ads unless you pay? Like literally everywhere?
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mambzini · 18 days
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mambzini · 20 days
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mambzini · 24 days
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12 y/o me: jeff the killer sexy
16 y/o me: I'm so tired of the creepypasta fandom romanticising serial killers. Jeff the killer is not a kawaii emo anime boy and he and other creepypasta characters shouldn't be treated as such. I'm happy I got over that phase.
19 y/o me: jeff the killer sexy
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mambzini · 24 days
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mambzini · 24 days
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surviving the current age of internet means saying no to subscriptions and premiums for basic features. you must endure the inconvenience of not being able to use every server emoji in discord. you must build the patience to find alternatives like NewPipe so you can listen to music on youtube while your phone screen sleeps. do Not give these corporations your limited disposable income. tiktok not letting me view videos on my phone without downloading the app? i will outlast tiktok and the execs will be remembered as dull,disgusting capitalists. listen to me, listen to me. if you do not know how to pirate shows from hulu, learn. if you can't pirate it, it is not worth the money to rent it. please i'm on my hands and knees. do not accept this form of internet.
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mambzini · 24 days
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2024 is the year we stop “consuming” and go back to “reading/watching/listening to/playing” things
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