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Hi, could you possibly do a cowboy themed fart fetish story?

I am down to write about almost anything 😁

Cowboys are on my agenda!

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I hope you guys are enjoying my blog. I am coming up with as much original content for you guys as I can. (Even though I don't own the pictures.) Feel free to ask me questions and make requests. I work a weekend job while studying French, Spanish, and Portuguese so I am strapped for time. (I know it sounds absurd but I love studying foreign languages that much! 💕)

Also I am ManBodyBlaster on here too. That blog is for sexy men beyond flatulence. But this is the best place for men's farts that I can make it.

I hope to bring you all nothing but the best and wish you all the best 😘

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Damn Daniel!

Some jocks put your Gatorade on top of the lockers, while you were working out. You stand on your tippy toes and stretch your arm towards it and miss by a few centimeters. You give up reaching for it and decide to walk out and steal a bar for a second..

As Dany walks over to the sink he winks at you and you nervously wave back. Dany takes out his phone and records himself in the mirror.

VVVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTRRRTTRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Dany starts ripping a fart that passes 7 seconds and still goes on.

RRRRRRPRRRPPRPRPRPRPRPRRRRRRRR...

12 seconds and it's getting some machine gun affects as the locker room is shaking. All the men stare at Dany in shock and awe as he blows their minds.

VVVVVRRRRBLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

19 seconds. Your Gatorade falls off the top of the lockers and bounces off your boner. You're boning so hard that you can't feel it. The doors of the lockers keep opening and shutting. The vibrations on the floor tickle your feet. The mirrors are fogging with a yellowish/greenish tint.

OOOOOJOOOOOOOOOJOOJOOJOOOJOO...

29 seconds. The jocks are coughing, dry heaving, and covering their noses and mouths. This is a fart so powerful it's bringing tears to their eyes too.

OOOOOOBRTBRTBLAPBRTBALJOOOTWOOOPRSSS...

37 seconds. His sexy grenade launcher sounds like a wet machine gun. Some of the dry heaving jocks give up on riding out the fart storm and evacuate.

VWRRRRSSSTWRSVRATTTBLATTSSSSWRSSSSSSSTWAFTS...

53 seconds. You are so hard your shorts are riding up. You also have a wet stain because of Dany. What the other jocks find so disgusting they're having respiratory issues. You are getting the most intense urges that you've ever had in your life.

VWWWOOOOOOORRRRSSSTWSSSVLRRSSWEEEEBWASSSSTOOOWRRRRTBSSSS...

78 seconds. His fart sounds like a guts and goo getting juiced out of a grinder. You are soaking your boxers and shorts with so much cum. As well as the other gentlemen in the locker room.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

90 seconds. The fart is more aggressive than ever as the earth underneath your feet rock back and forward faster. The men have vanished from the locker room and let Dany dominate the space.

OOOOOOOOOTWAAAAATBWAAART...

"Damn Daniel!!!" You scream in shock, fear, disgust, and lust.

101 seconds. You feel your pelvis contract and you nut inside your shorts so hard it hurts. You have an extreme orgasm to this masterpiece of extreme flatulence.

TWWOOOOOORRTEEEEEEEEEBLEEEEEWAAAT..

111 seconds. The fart is squeaking like a clarinet now. One fart from Dany's monstrously, sexy ass has hit all the notes that a musical butthole possibly can in 1 behemoth of a fart.

TWAARTVRRRTBLEEET...

"I give up counting," says one of the guys. Will the sexiest fart in history ever end?

Let's hope not.

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Celebrating LGBT Pride Month

VVVVVRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

Just a teaser of what's next to come 💨😉

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I dont remember where this is from but enjoy it anyway. 😘😉👀

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BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

BRUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMP

BRRT BRRT BLAAAAAT BLAT BUMP BRT BRUP BLP BLP BLP BLLP B BRAP BERUMP BWEEETSLRRRP!!!!!!!!!

You cough and choke on his epic fart spree.

It smells like pure sulfur.

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PRRRMMMMMMMMMMP POOMP BRAAAAAAPP BLOOOMP BOOOM!!!!!!

For 30 seconds, you can feel the stadium seats vibrating from the force of his farts.

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What Contest?

Welcome to the Inaugural Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest. Livestreaming from Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. In the Canadian Tire Center.

We are glad to have all you Fartymon tuning in. So here are the rules. Men will go on stage, our commentator will introduce them and then they fart for the honor of becoming the Inaugural Gassy Grail Champion. Now let's start it off with our 1st entrant.

Most of the contestants rip small prts, blaps, and tiny poots that you can barely smell. The audience giggles and claps at the contestants little poots.

Justin grabs a beer and watches all the men line up for their comedic fun. He waits patiently and lets all the other men take their turn to poot cutely.

"Justin you look too comfortable. You have no gas pain. How will you compete?" Fellow contestant, Enrique, ask's him.

"I'm just letting my stomach bake a very amazing cake that will blow everyone's minds," Justin responds. Enrique laughs.

"Let me show you what your up against Justin," Enrique says. Enrique grabs Justin's hand and holds it in his, then he guides him to the stage.

"Entrant 150, from Atlacomulco, Mexico, Enrique! And he's in an intimate rivalry with Entrant 151, a hometown hero. Ottawa, Ontario, Canada's ver own, Justin!" The announcer shrieks.

Enrique guides Justin to the center of the stage. He proceeds to bends over infront of Justin with his ass almost touching his crotch and blasts him.

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

The crowd laughs hysterically and applauds Enrique. He then takes a bow and a tiny blap escapes his butt as he bendsover.

Justin nods his head up and down with an approving smile and a hand clap.

Enrique points a finger gun at Justin and winks at him.

"Oh no Enrique's calling Justin out," the commentator says as the crowd ooh's loudly in excitement. "Justin's been put on the spot and he must do a fantastic follow up after the largest fart we had so far."

"That's cute," Justin says with his charming smile. "Enrique will you please kindly, hold my beer," Justin says as he gives Enrique his Corona and a friendly hug.

"Im dedicating this cake I baked to you," Justin tells him. Justin grabs a chair from stage side and leans on it with a calm and gentle smile.

"Uh-oh Justin is ready to get in on this farting action," says the commentator.

BRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Oh my goodness if y-you could be here in person ladies and gentlemen, uh, that tremendous fart by Justin j-just...

B-blew my mind.

A whole 20 Seconds...

The floor, the walls, my chair, my spine vibrated because his fart had so much power.

Uh... the force of Justin's ass is unbelievable. And the stink is extremely suffocating. It smells like someone is cooking eggs stuffed with dead bodies.

Nobody can breath. The audience and the contestants are evacuating the building with shrieks of terror.

Justin is standing on the stage with his chest puffed out. Boasting at the dominance he definitely asserted in Ottawa tonight."

This is incredible. This entire arena, Enrique, and the contestants couldn't handle my gas. I think I will only compete with whoever is Champion in 2021. None of these guys and their tiny, little poots could come close to matching my fart power.

40 minutes later everyone has returned after the stink has cleared out.

"The Winner of the Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest is Justin!" The announcer exclaims.

Justin accepts the green and shiny Gassy Grail and holds it above his head. 2020 Manly Fart Federation Champion it reads.

Thank you for tuning in to the Manly Fart Federation's 2020 Fart Fest livestream. We cant wait to see you again March 2021 in Los Angeles, California, in The United States of America.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT!!!!!!!BRRRT! BRRRRRRRT! BRRT! BRAP! PLUMP! PRRRRUUM!!

His special encore blasts his coat back and the venue reeks again. His face is relaxed and confident the whole time. Its as if pushing out monstrous blasts without any effort on his part.

"What contest was there?" Justin asks.

"I love all my competitors, but no one's going to defeat this," Justin exclaims and gives us one more-

VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT!

-to close out the stream.

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Justin Trudeau anyone?

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Hazardous Farts 2

BRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eden's fart force winds blast away the other players with the strength of a hurricane. The stadium is experiencing an earthquake due to the sheer force of his soundwaves. Soundwaves that are erupting from a volcano like asshole loaded with absurd amounts of gas.

"Oops, sorry guys it slipped," Eden says with a red blush on his face. The Halftime Show is started early as cheerleaders and singers run out on the field with masks on.

A trail of Soccer players behind Eden's gorgeous but dangerous bubble butt are passed out because the stink blasted into their nose too hard and the sulphuric stink is too much for them. The rest of them lightheadedly stumble their way to the stands and collapse on the benches as they choke on Eden's lovely stink to Dynamite by Taio Cruz.

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Sorry I have been away for so long. I have been working a lot the past several months. Now thanks to Corona I have more time to work on more content for you guys. This summer will smell amazing. I cant wait to spend it with you Fartymon. 😘🍑💨

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Hazardous Farts 😍😘😷💨🍆🍑

BRPT! BRAP! BRT! PROOT! POOT! PLOP! PRT! PRUMP! PWRRRSSWRT!

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Reblog if you want a boyfriend with a fart fetish!

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My 1st nut was to this, oh the memories

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Do you have a favorite actor that you'd want to smell the fart of, or to make smell your fart?

Tyler Hoechlin, his ass in that superman costume was too delicious 🤤🍑

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Were a Community

To all who are followers of the ManlyFartFederation I will refer to us all as Fartymons. (Farts + Pokémon)

So many farts, gotta catch em all!

And here's a free pic. Let your imaginations run wild 😜