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Some more fictional hunks I would love to swap bodies with. Who’s on your list?

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Gustavo opened his eyes and found himself in a cool, air conditioned room. Looking down, he saw a thin, white frame that was practically hairless. Grasped in his hands was a penis smaller than his own, but so sensitive. He looked in the mirror across the room and a white boy with blond hair stared back. He gasped and the kid’s voice shocked him, so unlike his own.

Although he was confused, it was obvious the boy had been edging for hours and his muscles were twitching as he continued to jerk off. Sweaty bangs blocked his vision as he stroked his body ravenously. Soon his fingers found his ass, and instinctually he fingered it as if he’s been this twink for years.

Somewhere across the world, Darren opened his eyes as well. But for him, he was standing in the middle of a dusty road next to some farms. He looked down at the burly, brown hands he now possessed. In the car window, a rugged bearded man stared back in shock. The thickest mane of wavy black hair cascaded down his shoulders, shielding his back from the sun. He marveled at the thick hair that adorned his entire body. His locks tickled as they brushed his body. He pulled at them and his beard to see if they were real.

Even though he was in the middle of the road, he pulled down the front of his pants and let his hairy brown cock flop out. It was massive, much thicker than his own and uncircumcised. He cupped the heavy golf balls he now possessed and pumped at the shaft. He had been in the middle of jerking off after all, and soon his uncut brown cock was fully erect. Ripples of pleasure racked his body and he moaned in his new deep voice.

He leaned against the truck and continued to fuck his hand. The feeling of his long hair brushing his nipples drove him crazy, and soon he came with a loud grunt. Ropes of his seed rushed out of his cock and he leaned his furry ass against the side of the car.

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Stranger in the House

When Carl picked up the phone, he stared confused at the unknown number. Who would be calling him at this hour?

On the other end of the line was a gruff voice. “Dad? Hello? Can you hear me?” The man sounded panicked.

Carl sighed. “Sir, I think you have the wrong number. I’ll be going now.”

“Wait! Wait! Dad, it’s me. Kyle. You have to help me. It’s just like you said. I’m trapped in someone else’s body!”

Carl’s heart started racing. The men in their family were given a special power when they turned 18. The ability to switch bodies with anyone, so long as both parties agreed. When Carl taught his son a year ago, he cautioned him not to use it carelessly. Yes, you could be anyone you wanted, but the condition was the same if you wanted to swap back. Both parties had to agree. Not only that, but the power stayed with their bodies, meaning whoever inhabited it could keep it for themselves and trap the other.

Carl himself had only switched bodies with a few men in his life. For a brief time, he and his college football coach would spend weekends as each other. There was a month he spent in his uncle’s body as well.

“Fuck, Kyle…we talked about this.” He glanced hesitantly into the living room, where his son’s body was sitting, watching TV. He had just come back from the gym, everything seemed normal except the fact that he didn’t immediately shower like usual. Instead, he sat down on the couch and was eating popcorn. Carl whispered into the phone, “whose body are you in? What happened?”

“Some truck driver I met at the gas station. His name is Jed. I really fucked up, Dad. I even traded memories with him. That’s why ‘he’s’ acting so normal. He even blocked my number. It’s been 2 days!”

With that, Carl got a text message from the unknown number. It was a selfie of this strange man who stole his son’s body.

“Jeez, Kyle. Look at you. Why trade your body for his? Isn’t that beard itchy?”

“That’s not the only hairy thing about me. Dad, you have to figure out how to swap us back.”

Carl leaned over and looked over at the grown man in his son’s body. On the couch, Jed flexed his arm and sniffed at his sweaty pit. A second later, he belched loudly. That definitely wasn’t his son. Underneath the tight gym shorts he was wearing was a hard outline of a boner.

Carl thought for a moment. He and his son had never agreed to swap bodies themselves, Kyle thought becoming his own father was too odd. That being said, it had a new inhabitant now, one that seemed to enjoy being someone else more than Kyle. If there was a way to safeguard his son’s body and trick this imposter, it would be now.

“I have a plan,” Carl told his son. “I’ll call you in a few.”

With that, he hung up the phone on his son and walked over to Jed. “Hey son, enjoy your workout?”

“Yeah,” Jed droned. He chuckled as he continued to flex. “Been seeing some massive gains recently.”

“Seems like you forgot deodorant today too,” Carl could smell his son from 4 feet away. “Say, I know we don’t talk about this often, but I was thinking…what if we took a spin in each other’s body for a few days? How’d you like to be your old man?”

Jed looked up, confused. “Why would I want your body, dad? I’m happy being young.”

Carl chuckled, his heart beating fast. “Because if we do, you’d have your own bank account to go wild with. Plus, I’ve been told I’m not a bad looking guy.”

Jed stared at the man in front of him. He weighed his options. Carl was a handsome 45 year old, and he had enough muscle that a swap could be fun. He was definitely less hairy than his old body, and he would surely get Kyle’s body back in a few days since he believed his dad didn’t suspect him of the swap.

“You know what? Sure, let’s do it.” With that, he rose from the couch and planted a kiss on Carl’s mouth. For a brief moment, all was black. They both came to, and staggered in their new bodies.

Carl breathed in and felt his young frame under the sweaty tank he now sported. He couldn’t believe it, he was in his son’s body. The now-man staring back at him grinned as he rubbed the new-found stubble on his face.

“Damn, dad. You sure got some thick stubble. Maybe I’ll grow out a beard while I’m you.” Carl chuckled, getting the feeling that Jed missed his old beard. If he wanted to stay in his body longer, that was fine with him. At least Kyle’s was safe.

Soon, Jed began to grope at his muscles and Carl sent him away. “Have fun exploring, ‘dad’”.

As he stood there, he looked down. The tank top he wore was still wet, and it cling to his lean muscles. Kyle’s body was still rock hard from Jed playing with it moments ago. He rubbed his smooth face and flexed in the mirror. The thatch of pit hair Jed had been sniffing transfixed him, and the smell of a sweaty man hit his nose even more pungently than before.

He knew he should call Kyle, but being young again made him so horny. Gently he palmed his new erection. Just a peek, he told himself. Pulling down his pants, Kyle’s fat cock smacked up against his abs. Carl was drooling at the sight of it, and he licked his palm before going to town. Kyle could learn to enjoy that big, hairy body he was in for a little while longer.

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“W-Woah Dad. Nice beard!”

“Ha ha! You like it son?”

“I do! I never knew you could grow one like that…”

“A lot can change in a semester, I’m a hairy guy! Maybe when you’re older you’ll be able to grow one like your old man. I’m glad to have you home.”

“It’s so thick…can…can I touch it? Actually, can I borrow it?”

“Sure! Wait-what do you mean. Son, I don’t feel right….wait…son, is that you in there? What’s happening? Why are we each other?”

“What are you talking about son? You don’t look so good. Oh, that’s right. You wanted to touch my beard. Ha ha! Be careful, I just conditioned it.”

“Oh…ok…sure…”

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Send some ideas for body swap stories. Bears appreciated

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If my brother ever found out how often I’m in his son’s body, he’d kill me. It’s not my fault, though! 6 months ago my nephew and I swapped bodies one morning and he’s been addicted ever since we figured out we could do it at will.

Just now, he texts me “hey Uncle Paul, just got back from the gym and don’t have plans this weekend. Can we swap?”

Don’t take me wrong, I’ve never turned him down, but this is the 3rd time this month I’ve let him swap. “Sure, but only till Sunday!” I text back.

Within seconds, he responds with a “:)” and my vision blacks out. Suddenly I’m in his room, drenched in sweat. Where my thick beard used to be, there’s just smooth skin.

“Thanks uncle Paul,” my phone reads. I laugh at the phone. I’ll never understand what makes him want to be in my body, with its beer belly, beard, and thick hair everywhere. My college dick gets hard thinking about what he’s probably doing in my body. I haven’t ever confronted him, but I’ve seen videos he’s taken of himself in my body in my recently deleted folder. He’s fondling my cock, smacking my belly, and sniffing my pits.

Speaking of pits, I flex my bicep and look at the cute blond thatch of hair he’s got under there. Fuck he smells good after the gym. I kick off his sneakers, wet with sweat, and kick my big feet up on the desk. I admire his hairy, sweaty toes. Being a sweaty jock rocks! “BRRRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPP,” I let out a huge belch and chuckle. Fuck, he must have been holding that one in for a while!

I pull down the waistband of my shorts and his cock flips up and smacks my abs. God I love this thing, and the cute bush of blond hair at its base. I cup my furry balls and massage them, before bringing my fingers to my nose and smelling them. FUCK! I need to find a twink to stick his face down there. Soon I can’t help it, my room stinks of his musk, and I spit in his palm and slather up my dick.

God he is horny today. Feeling cheeky, I send a pic of what I’m doing to my nephew. We’ve never acknowledged what the other does when we’re swapped before, so I flex his boulder of a bicep and stick my tongue out.

Moments later, I get a text back. It’s a video. In it, my hands are caressing my hairy chest and fluffing up my already unruly beard (he’s really been going at it). It pans down to him fucking the toy I keep in my nightstand briefly before turning off.

This is gonna be a great weekend, but why do I feel like he’s looking to make this more…permanent?

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Late Rent

I hate sharing a wall with my landlord. A thin wall at that. We can hear everything the other does at all hours of the night. It was bad enough before I couldn’t afford this month’s rent.

Now, think about how weird it’s like being on the other side of the wall. I couldn’t afford to get evicted, so Alexis struck me a deal. In exchange for a month in my body, he’d spot rent. I didn’t think he was being serious, so I accepted. Before I could speak my vision blacked out. I was staring at my own face. I grimaced at the smell of his cologne wafting up into my nostrils. My hands reached up to my face and felt a wooly beard tangling itself in my fingers. I was trapped in the body of my landlord, Alexis.

Are all Greek dudes this hairy?

I didn’t realize he was such a furball till after we swapped. I spent an hour staring at myself in the mirror in his apartment. His chain is buried in the chest hair that’s bursting from my dress shirt. God I feel so old. Don’t get me started on his ass hair. It’s like 2 large globes attached to my backside covered in a forest of black fur.

I’ve heard everything through the wall as well. From him admiring my body in the mirror, to his first time jerking off. Tonight I guess he figured out how to work the hookup apps on my phone. It was 10pm and I heard grunting from next door. Soon I heard my own voice groaning obnoxiously. “FUCK ME DADDY!”

I groaned in his deep voice. For an hour I heard him scream obscene things, cringing over how my body must have looked just one wall over. By the time we switched back, I was going to have quite the reputation in town. I scratched my bushy beard and sipped the beer I opened from his fridge.

At 11pm I had had it. He had enough fun. I pounded on the wall. “Quiet! I’m trying to sleep here!” The voice that came out was deep and thick in his accent.

Through the drywall I heard, “sheesh, is that your landlord?”

“Yeah,” my voice responded. “He’s always grumpy.”

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Late Rent

I hate sharing a wall with my landlord. A thin wall at that. We can hear everything the other does at all hours of the night. It was bad enough before I couldn’t afford this month’s rent.

Now, think about how weird it’s like being on the other side of the wall. I couldn’t afford to get evicted, so Alexis struck me a deal. In exchange for a month in my body, he’d spot rent. I didn’t think he was being serious, so I accepted. Before I could speak my vision blacked out. I was staring at my own face. I grimaced at the smell of his cologne wafting up into my nostrils. My hands reached up to my face and felt a wooly beard tangling itself in my fingers. I was trapped in the body of my landlord, Alexis.

Are all Greek dudes this hairy?

I didn’t realize he was such a furball till after we swapped. I spent an hour staring at myself in the mirror in his apartment. His chain is buried in the chest hair that’s bursting from my dress shirt. God I feel so old. Don’t get me started on his ass hair. It’s like 2 large globes attached to my backside covered in a forest of black fur.

I’ve heard everything through the wall as well. From him admiring my body in the mirror, to his first time jerking off. Tonight I guess he figured out how to work the hookup apps on my phone. It was 10pm and I heard grunting from next door. Soon I heard my own voice groaning obnoxiously. “FUCK ME DADDY!”

I groaned in his deep voice. For an hour I heard him scream obscene things, cringing over how my body must have looked just one wall over. By the time we switched back, I was going to have quite the reputation in town. I scratched my bushy beard and sipped the beer I opened from his fridge.

At 11pm I had had it. He had enough fun. I pounded on the wall. “Quiet! I’m trying to sleep here!” The voice that came out was deep and thick in his accent.

Through the drywall I heard, “sheesh, is that your landlord?”

“Yeah,” my voice responded. “He’s always grumpy.”

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A Tale of Two Showers

Fuck, my Dad is so hairy—I’M so hairy. This is my first time taking a shower since we woke up in each other’s bodies this morning. He’s not as upset as I am, I think he likes being young again. Meanwhile I’m trapped in the body of a hairy bear of a man.

Am I supposed to shampoo his beard? This is all so confusing. I guess I’ll condition it too. I’ve never bothered to grow one out myself.

Fuck, I can’t believe I’m touching his body like this. Seeing myself in the reflection of the glass is so odd. Now I’m washing his penis. Fuck it’s swinging back and forth. Oh god, it’s so big and hairy. I’d be thrilled if it didn’t belong to my own dad. Seriously, has he ever bothered to trim this bush? I’ll need a weed wackier to tame it. Shit, it’s starting to get hard.

Fuck, I’ve got a huge dick now. The soap feels so good as I scrub my bush and ass. It’s going to take double the time to get clean. I’ve got a pelt I have to wash. Fuck I need to jerk off.

How many times can I cum in 1 shower? Ha! Being my son is great! Didn’t know he was working out so much I feel fantastic. I just spent 2 hours at the gym seeing what kind of damage I could do.

Sheesh, I stink. I smell like a jock. Fuck…that’s getting my dick hard again—his dick hard. Feels kind of gay being turned on by my own smell. Fuck it, it smells good. Since we swapped bodies thoughts of fucking dudes have been racing through my mind. Maybe some guys at the gym will want to worship these muscles and my pits tomorrow.

I’ll just wash my pits and dick with water, no need to smell like roses. I’m Brad now, the town jock.

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Guess the new story was too horny 😈

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Pledge Swaps: Cade

If Mia had known what stealing that piece of paper from Patrick’s room was going to do, she never would’ve done it. It was the first semester of her freshman year at college and she’d just befriended a cute guy down the hall, Patrick. They took biology together. One night, after he had come back from a frat initiation, she had snuck into his room to get some copies of the homework for their biology class. They were already close, so she didn’t mind letting herself in. Cluttered like a boy’s desk always is, she sifted through a bunch of papers. He was fast asleep on the bed and didn’t notice her rummaging around. In frustration, she scooped them all up, telling herself she’d return the extras in the morning.

That night, after she got to her room, she went through and neatly organized the papers. One caught her eye, however. A dirty post-it note with a name written on it. “Cade.”

She read the name on the paper, “Cade.” Shit. Not only does is he notoriously the meanest, douchiest guy in that frat, he’s also one of the oldest looking dudes on their campus. Why would Patrick be spending time with him?

Before turning her phone off for the night, she texted Patrick about picking up the biology homework. She mentioned she’d bring back any unnecessary papers tomorrow morning. Clicking her phone off, it was too late for the influx of texts she got from him.

Mia, did you take a sticky note??

Mia!!

WAKE UP!!

When she woke up the next morning she had a splitting headache and the sour smell of BO hit her nose. Opening her eyes, she was in a filthy room. It look like a boy’s from the decor, and she pinched her eyebrows in pain. Except…they seemed bushier than before. Hadn’t she just plucked them? Moving under the rough sheets, she felt massive.

BRRRAAAAPPPP, a deep belch escaped her mouth and she covered it, mortified. Her mouth tasted like stale beer. Fuck, she thought, I stink. She looked down at hairy toes sticking out from under the blanket. Was she in bed with a guy? It was only when she looked down at the massive shelf of hairy pecs did she realize what was going on. Jumping up, the floor creaked under her. In a mirror on the wall she stared at the face of Cade himself, the boy on the sticky note. They-they swapped bodies! She was in the body of a frat boy! A hairy, stinky, horny frat boy! She cringed thinking about what he might be up to waking up in her body, but was distracted by the gigantic hard on I had pressing between the sheets and his hairy stomach.

Of course he slept naked.

She wriggled back under the sheets with her new massive frame, and groaned in his deep bass as the friction grazed his cock. Her hands swept across her meaty pecs, pinching the hard nipples nestled in fur. Hesitantly, she flexed a bicep and grimaced at the sweaty smell that came from it. The muscle jumped up and tensed, unfurling a thick dark bush. He had the hairiest pits in the world! And he didn’t shower recently!

Curiosity took over her since she could feel something strange between her legs, and she threw the sheets off to reveal a massive, angry, hairy cock standing at attention. “Come on man,” she grumbled. Her first penis and it had to be such a big one? Why did all the girls love sleeping with this guy? Did they enjoy plucking the pubes out of their teeth? His dick was fat, and it was surrounded by a nest of curly brown hair. Mia took some time staring at the hair dusting her knuckles as she pulled on her bush, watching his cock bob up and down. Having one felt so strange, but why did she want to touch it so much?

She got up once again to examine her new body. Hair was everywhere, as was pure muscle. Not many guys on campus were as big as Cade, and right now she understood why so many girls wanted to fuck him. She turned around in the mirror to see the biggest man ass she’d ever seen. He must squat a ton. Two buns sat covered in brown hair. Between was a deep crack nestled in whorls of it. She wondered what it would be like to stick your face in there. She also wondered how often he washed it…

A buzz alerted Mia of his phone, and she saw a text from Patrick.

“Bro, what’s going on? I thought we were supposed to swap.”

“Patrick, it’s me Mia! I’m in Cade’s body!”

“Call me.”

Seconds later, she was video chatting Patrick from inside his frat brother’s body. The one he apparently was supposed to be in.

“Jesus, Mia, put some clothes on. I don’t need to see Cade’s dick at 8am.”

“What’s going on? Is he in my body?”

Patrick began to explain everything, about the tradition their frat had of swapping the pledges with the seniors. How her taking the sticky note fucked up the spell. He also told her that Cade had just texted him, seemingly excited to be in a chick’s body and not Patrick’s. It read “I don’t know what bullshit you pulled, pledge, but thanks for giving me this girl’s sexy body. I’m spending this week with my new pussy.” And attached a picture of him naked in a mirror.

“You look good, Mia.” Patrick attempted to joke.

“Don’t say another word or I’ll come over and fuck you as Cade.”

Mia grunted in frustration over the horny frat bro playing games in her body. She called her own cell phone and demanded he come over.

In a half hour, he knocked on her door and stared at her. His cute note crinkled, “Jesus, did my room always smell this bad? Looking good Mia, I mean Cade.”

She shouted at him in her new deep voice, how reckless he was to let something like this happen. Lamenting she was stuck in his hairy man body for a week. She was inches from her face, and he stared at her lips. “Looks like you’re hard though, bro.” He pointed at his old dick straining in some gym shorts. “Since this morning, I can’t lie, I’ve been horny. I’ve always wanted to see what a pussy felt like,” he shrugged. Was he propositioning sex? Was she really going to fuck herself as Cade? Her body made her decision before her mind could. Her new cock stood painfully at attention and she pushed him to the bed.

In no time, he was undressing Mia and rubbing his delicate hands around her hairy body. “I’m not gay, but fuck you’re sexy. I’m sexy.” He buried his face between her pecs and licked at her hairy nipples. In a shocking moment, he lifted her arm and buried her cute nose in his own pit and inhaled. “Fuck if I had a dick that would get me hard. I’m definitely fucking some dudes on the football team this week. Finger me.”

Mia had other ideas. Pulled by a sudden urge, she felt so horny. She pulled down his panties and stuck her scruffy face between his legs, sucking and licking at his pussy. Cade’s eyes rolled back and he started shaking, overwhelmed by being pleasured in his new delicate body. “Oh-oh fuck, Mia! God my beard feels good. Suck my pussy, smack my ass.” He came aggressively, moaning and squeezing his tits as the large man between his legs panted hot breath against his clit.

After a few minutes, she stripped his underwear and smacked her own face with his dripping cock. Cade looked at her in shock.

“Woah, bro, im not sucking my own dick. You haven’t even showered.” He protested.

“I just ate my own pussy, suck it.” She commanded. Cade’s eyes widened looking at the member. Thick, veiny, and hairy, and tentatively approached his own cock. The cock he jerked all his life. Now belonging to some girl. He wrapped a hand around it and jerked it, eliciting a shudder from Mia. The musk coming from his balls was overwhelming, but his pussy quivered at being in the presence of such a beastly man. She took the back of his head and lowered him onto her, feeling the warmth of his mouth around her foreign member. Cade choked at first, but soon got used to it and started slurping at her sweaty cock. She pressed him further until his nose was smothered by her pubes. He gasped in surprise, not remembering that he’s never trimmed his bush, since almost his entire face was pressed against it.

After a few minutes, they flipped again and Mia shoved her fuck stick between his legs. She grinded it against his pussy without fucking it, teasing it. The friction of her cock was driving him insane. “Fuck, just put it in already!” He cried. He screamed in pleasure and she started hammering away, grunting like an animal as beads of sweat gathered on her forehead and chest and dripped onto the girl moaning beneath her. She flipped his small frame over and fucked him from the back, her hairy chest scratching his delicate spine. They heard knocking on the wall from the room over, so she grabbed a pair of used boxers off the ground and shoved them in Cade’s mouth. He smiled as he continued to get fucked into oblivion.

It was savage, ball-slapping sex. In minutes Cade screamed he was cumming and raked his nails across her muscular back. She was about to bust as well, but he made her pull out and she came all over his stomach, grunting and flexing as she did.

She flopped down on the bed next to him, sweat dripping down her hairy body and cock deflating. “Fuck, that was good.” Cade sighed.

Mia put a muscular arm behind her head, exposing her pit and rubbed a small circle in the hair on her stomach. “Yeah.”

“What are you going to do next? We’re stuck like this for a week.”

“I’m gonna go to the gym. I want to see how much this body can lift. After that? Not sure. Kinda want to see what it’s liked getting fucked in the ass.”

“Woah! I’m not gay. You can’t fuck dudes in my body. Plus I’d be a top.”

“Well I’m sure lots of dudes want to eat my hairy ass. Plus, it’s not like you’re going to behave. Didn’t you say you were going to go act like a slutty pit pig for the whole football team? Not very lady-like.”

Cade smiled as he massaged his tits. “Yeah, I’m gonna fuck a lot of dudes this week.”

“Me too.”

With that, they parted for the remainder of the week. Mia downloaded a bunch of gay hookup apps on Cade’s phone and set off for the gym, still stinking of sweat and sex.

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First workout of the New Year, the gym is so crowded. And I’m my Dad. Ugh, I can’t believe I agreed to switch bodies with him on Christmas. Now I’m stuck in his 45-year-old body while he goes back to college in mine. He made me promise to keep his body in shape.

Looking in the mirror and seeing his face is so weird. And doing this lat pull-down is humiliating…his—I mean my—hairy ass pits are on full display. I can see my thick bushes on display. Fuck they’re starting to stink too. I get so much sweatier than I used to. I licked the sweat off my new stache and opened my phone to go on one of the hookup apps I downloaded. I’ve been so fucking horny! I’m gonna rail a twink with my new hairy daddy dick in the locker room. It’s the only good thing I got from this trade.

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Holy shit, I didn’t realize Dad was so hairy. This is gonna take some getting used to. Shaving every day is going to be such a pain….guess I’ll be growing his beard out. I feel like a Sasquatch….

Can’t believe my son agreed to spend 2023 in each others bodies. It was a drunken wish but I woke up to him screaming from my bedroom. I myself was marveling at the incredible body he just handed over. Flexing and grunting in his bed, the room smelled like a sweaty jock. Smelled like me…. I don’t know how I produced such a hairless kid, I mean it’s clear he shaves his pits but look at me. I think I’m going to miss my beard…but no hair means my muscles look bigger. Being 25 again is so strange, but I’m happy to spend the next year in his body.

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My uncle was so bummed he couldn’t make it to our house this Christmas and that he’d be spending it alone. I called him up and offered him a way he could be here and celebrate with the family—as me. We’d switch bodies for the week and pretend to be each other. At first he was in disbelief but eventually he agreed. In seconds I went from standing in my kitchen to lying on a plush bed.

Fuck, I knew he was a furball but his body is so different from my own. We switched to a video call and I laughed as he freaked out with my face. I scratched my new pelt and beard as we agreed on when we’d switch back.

He can enjoy Christmas with the family, I just got a new manly body and a whole week to explore it. Hopefully nothing I do gets my uncle on the naughty list next year.

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Santa for a Night

It started happening 2 years ago, when I got home from a particularly wild Christmas party with my friends. I hadn’t bothered to get undressed from my Santa pants before flopping into bed.

Around 2am, I heard something knock over downstairs. Of course I’d get robbed on Christmas.

Quietly, I made my way downstairs to where I heard the noise. In the middle of my living room was an older man, in a Santa suit with a thick, wooly beard. He stared at me in shock.

“Oh no,” he gasped.

“What are you doing in my house? I’m going to call the police!” I shouted.

“Wait! Wait I’m…I’m Santa.”

I stared at this man who did resemble the myth himself, with an eyebrow raised.

“Yeah right you’re Santa. Im calling the cops now.”

“Let me prove it to you!” He shouted. Slowly, he reached down and grabbed a velvet toy sack from the ground. “What do you want for Christmas?” He asked.

“Come on man, give it up.”

“Answer the question.”

“I want a new vacuum cleaner.” As I said it, he pulled an impossibly large package from the sack and handed it to me. I unwrapped the wrapping paper quickly to find just the vacuum cleaner I was looking for.

After 2 more tests, my jaw dropped. This was no fluke, the man in front of me was the real Santa. I invited him to sit down with me on the couch and couldn’t help but notice him eyeing me intently.

“Doesn’t it get exhausting doing this every year?” I asked.

“Yes, but with the help of magic I can make it happen all in one night. I’ve never been caught before until you.”

I laughed and thought myself lucky to have seen the man himself.

“Why don’t you ever take a break?”

“I can’t, my boy. Someone needs to be Santa each year or Christmas will be ruined.” He stared at me for a beat, before asking, “Lucas, would you grant me my Christmas wish this year?”

I looked at him blankly. He had an entire magic toy sack, what could he need from me? “Sure, whatever you want.”

The old man grinned and stood up. I felt strange all of a sudden, like I was being pulled in 10 different directions. My vision got fuzzy and when I came to, I was staring at myself. From the edge of my vision I could see a wooly white beard puffing out from my face.

I shouted in a voice that wasn’t my own. Santa stole my body! He…switched our bodies!

“Thank you, boy.” He said in my body. Stretching his arms above his head, he admired my arms and grinned. “You don’t mind taking over for me tonight, do you? I’ve made sure our bodies kept their original memories. All I wanted for Christmas was a break from this all.” He shot up from the couch and slapped my new belly. “Wow, I look huge from this angle.” Then he grabbed both sides of my head and pulled me in for a kiss. “Mmm, never realized how soft my beard is. Take care of that ok?”

My hands roamed my larger, older body. Hot breath left my mouth and tickled my thick mustache. My large fingers pulled at the beard that grew from my new face. I’d never had a beard before. I was Santa Claus.

So now, every year, he comes to visit me. This year he didn’t even wait for me to come downstairs. In exchange for any 3 presents I wanted, we switch bodies for the night. I woke to him standing over me, smile peeking out from that soft bushy beard that was about to be mine.

“Oh great, here you a—“ in an instant I was staring at myself again, shifting my weight inside his massive frame. Looking down at myself was strange, seeing the same grin plastered on my young face.

“Fuck yeah, Lucas. Did you lift this past year? My arms are huge! God I’ve never felt better in your body.” He chuckled as he flexed my larger bicep and sniffed at my pit. “Thanks for not shaving anything this year, pardon my preferences.” I grimaced, thinking about Santa enjoying his pit fetish. I learned the first year after I came back to my house to switch us back that he had gone to town in my body. He sheepishly admitted to jacking off 5 times that night. When I had lumbered back into my room, I caught him as the cum sprayed his abs and face, cursing up a storm. When he finally gave my body back, it felt like he put it through hell. He’s a horny dude. “Thanks for leaving out some lotion too, boy.” He pulled down my underwear and my hard cock flipped up and smacked his abs. “Fuck, never gets old. Alright, a deal’s a deal. See you in the morning.”

So once again I’m flying through the sky in Santa’s body. Scratching his itchy beard, snow whipping in my face. I grunted as I shifted my large ass on the wooden seat of the sleigh. I’d never done it before, but tonight I rubbed his hard bulge through his velvet pants and tugged a little, thinking I could have some fun in his body if I wanted. Soon enough poking through was a huge tent and a hot erection to boot. I slipped the waistband of his pants down to expose his gigantic leaking cock surrounded by a big white bush. I bit my lip at the sight of it, and moaned in his deep voice as the cold air slapped it around. My bush swayed in the wind and for a moment, I smiled. It was a great cock.

Thinking about what he was doing in my body was getting me so horny. Dirty bastard, making me switch bodies with him every year so he could take a break and enjoy himself. I tugged at my huge cock on his sleigh, slipping another hand up his shirt to pinch at his hairy nipples. I massaged his hairy pec, they felt so different from my own. I looked like some horny old perv flying through the sky. The first year I’d swapped with him I had taken off his clothes in the mirror just to peek. Yes, he had a big stomach, but it wasn’t the worst body in the world. He was a Sasquatch at that, a blanket of white fur covered…everything. I never complained cause my own body was hairless in comparison, plus it kept me warm on his sleigh.

I licked my lips and panted as my cock shuddered. I couldn’t believe it. I was Santa Claus, I was cumming as Santa Claus. And somewhere that horny bastard was doing the same. I let out a bellowing “HO HO HO” and laughed. “HO HO H—oh FUCK!” I shouted in his deep bass. It built up to one of the best orgasms in my life, cum spraying like a cannon out of my old man cock and all over the polished wood.

Another long Christmas night ahead, at least this time I’ll entertain myself a little.

[manswaps]

Uncle Harv’s Package

I should’ve known not to be such a show off in front of my weird Uncle Harv. He’s always been kind of a perv, and he was staying with us for the week of Halloween. He kept eyeing me throughout the week, and now I know why.

I had come downstairs wearing my skimpy wrestler’s singlet for a party my friends were throwing when he caught me flexing my skinny arms in the kitchen mirror. I didn’t even see him there, I was just fooling around when he coughed behind me. Under his breath he muttered “stupid boy, showing off like that in front of me…”

When I turned around, he was right in front of me, and he grinned as he blew dust from his palm into my face and everything went black.

I woke up on the cold tile of the kitchen with a splitting headache. I reached up to massage my temple where I must have hit my head to find…no hair. In fact, the long locks I so dutifully kept were nowhere to be found. My fingers searched my head and found only buzzed sides and a bald spot on top.

And I felt so…huge. Heavy. I looked up and saw something crazy. Flexing in the same mirror as I was was myself. I saw my own body turn towards me and grin, raise its arm and flex my bicep, and take a quick whiff of my pit. It then started dragging my fingers through my hair, like it’s never felt it before. It had a huge boner too. It was straining through the spandex and leaking from the tip. I swear my dick never got that hard.

“What’s going on?” I startled myself with the gruff voice that left my mouth. Now, my hand shot to my throat to be greeted with tufts of foreign hair. Bushels that I pulled and felt tug on my face. I had a beard…Uncle Harv HAD a beard…

So that was how my uncle switched bodies with me. He threatened he wouldn’t change us back if I told anyone. Even worse, he said he was going to go to the party as me and fuck the boy he saw me texting yesterday.

You might be wondering why I don’t sound that upset. I was, but not really anymore. It’s embarrassing, but I have to come clean. His body…well it has a few upsides mine didn’t.

He has a gigantic dick. Like, massive. A proper cock.

After he left for the party, I was left to my own devices in his body. After staring at my wrinkled, gruff face, I went upstairs to my bathroom to check the damage and immediately felt the need to pull down my pants. Something was so kinky about seeing Uncle Harv in his tidy whities, and I gave his frankly voluptuous ass a hard squeeze. I could tell from the bulge in the front I was packing, but when I pulled them down, my new cock whipped out of my tight briefs so fast, it smacked my new belly. I groaned and almost came on the spot.

At least 11 inches, and I drooled when I saw it. Thick, rock hard, and fucking hairy! All of me was hairy now, but this bush is something else! I stared at the Sasquatch in the mirror, a grin shining through my new thick beard, and laughed as I swung it in helicopters. Each time it hit my skin I shuddered in pleasure and I knew I had to cum soon. He looked like an idiot, swinging his dick around like it’s some game.

I left the bathroom and went to the guest room where he was sleeping. I squeezed lotion from his nightstand onto my meaty palm before I started going to town. I slicked my hand down the shaft once before switching my grip and pulling back towards the tip. Hot shaky breaths left my mouth and tickled my mustache whiskers. With two hands, I fucked both of my fists before taking turns pinching my hairy nipples. For what felt like an eternity, I pumped both hands up and down along the shaft, groaning in ecstasy because his cock was twice as sensitive as my own. His massive balls bounced around as I bucked my hips.

The bed shuddered under my massive frame, Uncle Harv really was a big dude. I rubbed at my hairy belly and flexed his strong arms.

As I reached for more lotion to slather on my new tool, I saw something poking out of his suitcase. Of course he had a vibrator with a python like this! I turned it on and held it against his shaft and nearly collapsed again. As it buzzed against my cock I dug my thick fingers into his bush and started tugging at it. I bit my hairy lip and savored the feeling of my tongue brushing up against the dense fur of my beard. My balls kept bouncing around as I tugged at it, full of cum and begging for release. After a few more minutes, I was close to cumming. I gripped the side of the bed frame with my stronger hand as thick ropes of cum shot out of my cock and all over my hairy chest and belly. I came for at least 45 seconds, loudly gasping each time my cock was wracked with pleasure. A few ropes hit my face and beard and I shouted in surprise, it was like having a cannon attached to my body.

Since he left I’ve cum 6 times. That’s something I never thought I could do in a day, let alone a few hours. I also downloaded a few apps to my phone. Jerking my new cock was great, but I needed something a little more, plus I’d love to see some twink service me now that I’m a real man. He can keep my body for now, I’ve got a beast to tame!

[manswaps]

Would you rather be a

Cute little twink

Or

A well known muscular model in his 20's

Right now, I’d like to be a cute little twink. Wouldn’t mind a sweaty jock or hairy daddy to use me while I’m in this body