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You watch through a glass window as your family is taken away by a stranger. You would give anything to get past the door separating you to save them, even your own life, but all you can do is bang on the glass and watch. The minute you get the chance, you'll leave the Vault you've spent years in to get your family back.

You're Lucy MacLean in Vault 33.

You're the Sole Survivor in Vault 111.

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I have a lot of feelings about Adaine and Riz going from low rolls to a dirty 20 solely from the help of their friends. And not for high stakes world savers, either! Knowing what your crush thinks of you, performing well in your first Owlbears match…

I love how much the party loves each other. 100% ride or die no matter how big or small it is, because it’s important to their friend so it’s important to them.

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i hate working i hate dating i hate tasks. what about pillow and blanky time

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finale prediction:

cassandra is back. she looks up at her beloved cleric with tears in her eyes and the first thing she says is

"hey girlie"

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Just to clarify, I made this post BEFORE Fabian accidentally blasted a turd at his teacher in the class he shares with his crush.

Fabian Seacaster is so funny.

He's a grade A student. He's filthy rich. His house is the hangout spot and party house. He's the most popular kid in school. He's a maximum legendTM.

He also immediately crumbles any time he talks to someone he has a crush on. Just totally fucking beefs it every time. Can't stop talking about his best friend instead of making out with the cute girl he's been crushing on for months.

I need to put him under a microscope and study him.

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Fabian Seacaster is so funny.

He's a grade A student. He's filthy rich. His house is the hangout spot and party house. He's the most popular kid in school. He's a maximum legendTM.

He also immediately crumbles any time he talks to someone he has a crush on. Just totally fucking beefs it every time. Can't stop talking about his best friend instead of making out with the cute girl he's been crushing on for months.

I need to put him under a microscope and study him.

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i can’t believe this is real

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does anyone have the faggot crisis in the grocery store tweet i need it for my health and wellness

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Okay but like, Halsin wildshaping into an owlbear to play with the owlbear cub, because they don't have any peers to play with? Snuggling with the owlbear cub when they have nightmares, because the big brother they miss might be gone, but Halsin is happy to fill that role? Halsin being the sweetest and gentlest with all forms of life, from ducks to owlbears, simply because he has the chance to be kind, and when has he ever turned that down?

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Getting real close to answering work emails with straight up "Go fuck yourself."

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Anyone want to hang out with me in the Bhaal pit?

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