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margotmilevaz · 14 hours
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art by jarek pawlak
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Anyways. Y'all keep forgetting that Cuddy hired and repeatedly refused to fire malpractice Georg entirely on purpose. In order to keep her hospital on the map. In order to secure better funding and more research opportunities. She lies under oath, she threatens employees, (not just House!) she fucking. Schemes. She's nuts! She sees a complete disaster of a guy who cannot be trusted to care for himself much less vulnerable patients, who absolutely no one else will hire, and she goes. Yeah I think I can keep him under control. I think I can harness that for my benefit. And she mostly succeeds!!! House, who's never met an authority figure he didn't hate. She keeps him complacent with regular doses of petty arguments so he thinks he's fighting the man, but literally he is exactly where she wants him most of the time. Yeah House might be a feral animal, but that makes Cuddy the kind of person who keeps wild animals as pets. She's like oh yeah this is my pet tiger. When he's feeling grumpy I distract him with raw steak that I throw across the room. He thinks it's a game. Sometimes he tries to bite me lol.
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can we as a society stop fucking making biopics. please just make thinly veiled rpf movies like velvet goldmine instead
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The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.
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I know I'm a bit late to saying this but frankly if I found out a secret society of magic-users were just playing nonsense sports and making up slurs for the rest of us instead of helping us out with famines or leukemia I think I'd apply for a job with my local witch hunters
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margotmilevaz · 18 hours
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not to sound like a millennial but the reason vine was so good/quotable is bc the videos could only be 7 seconds long! the time constraint fostered so much creativity… because you had to keep your joke as brief as possible, it really had to be perfect or you had to show just the right moment. the out-of-context-ness of vines is what makes them funny. i think so many tiktoks go on WAY too long, and they always provide context that u dont need. if the “back at it again at krispy kreme” vine had come out on tiktok, it’d probably begin with “this is my friend. he likes doing backflips in public to see how people react… and then this happened…” and you’d see an employee scream and the sign shatter
watching a kid do flips and hit a sign when the video cuts off, not knowing who screamed, or if he got in trouble, or how his friends reacted, or why he was doing flips in the first place, or if he does flips often at krispy kreme often, or even seeing the sign itself fall….. thats fucking comedy
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margotmilevaz · 3 days
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did this last night
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margotmilevaz · 3 days
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What the fuck is slow show
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margotmilevaz · 3 days
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face of a man who has known sorrow
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A rhino beetle walking her pet rollie pollie 🎀
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margotmilevaz · 4 days
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margotmilevaz · 4 days
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disturbed by how little ppl acknowledge the secondary health risks of vampire bites. if your vampire lover is drinking your blood you MUST be up to date on your tetanus shot. puncture wounds are at especially high risk for tetanus infections. just because your partner was born in 1312 doesn’t mean you have to die like it.
moreover they should be prepping the bite point with an alcohol wipe.
and while I’m at it, I’ve noticed a blithe disregard for health & safety when it comes to blood pacts. can’t believe I have to say this but you should absolutely NOT be cutting your palm open with the pocket knife from your belt holster (??????)
if you’re expecting to be in a blood pact/oath situation please just pick up some sterile finger lancets from the pharmacy. cannot stress this all enough.
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margotmilevaz · 5 days
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this ramadan we pray for peace and aid for the people of palestine. this ramadan we remember the previous ramadans, where thousands of palestinians were massacred. this ramadan we honour palestine, and may we see a free palestine next ramadan
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