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I’m jumping on the tagteam train (hopefully I’m not too late)

The coloring job kind of sucks, so the pins/colors are as follows:

Tumblr is genderfluid and pan, with the green coming from the reblog and the orange coming from the no internet message

AO3 is non-binary and unlabeled, with the green, blue, orange, red, and yellow coming from the various content labels.

Inspo from @what-if-i-just-did !!!

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A love story for the history books

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Artfight attack for @cericreatively ! This is her oc Atria based off of the ao3 designs/ao3blr shipping!

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Cola

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Congratulations on the marriage guys!!!! It's about time honestly

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but you can't keep holding on like this.

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The only movie remakes we should have should be the same story, same everything, but now add three scenes more and let the animators go over everything to make it super smooth. Hell, let's get crazy with it and let everyone add in a personal touch from the portfolio.

Or do your human actors movie but they are now on the animated word Roger Rabbit style.

I don't know just do something fun and creative pls this is torture!

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woah there BUD!

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illegal immigration is swag and epic and i salute everyone who does it. personally i think if you can afford to move somewhere you should be allowed to live there no questions asked. actually even if you cant afford it, it's not like i can afford to live here either. who give a shit.

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Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

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it is genuinely infuriating how many people grasp the concept of "there are several different sects of christianity, some of which are conservative and controlling, but others which are more progressive, and you can't treat the whole religion as a monolith", but absolutely cannot wrap their minds around the idea that islam, the second-biggest religion in the world, is also not a monolith.

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nailed it

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Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

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“Ugh this prominent women in the Lesbian movement turned out to be a bisexual” “ugh this famous lesbian transitioned into a man” “ugh this queer romance writer turns out to be ace” “ugh this cis feminist author ended up being nonbinary” “ugh this writer on masculinity transitioned into a woman”

Oh no! We might have to recognize liberation as an interconnected intersectional struggle! Ahhh!!! >.<

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there are a lot of undiagnosed adults out there but i do think it's a shame that we've reached a point where having hobbies and interests past the age of 20 is seen as a touch of the tism. i know many older adults who suppress all their childish desires and throw out all their old toys and for what. are you scared of being 'weird' ? who give a shit.