Why do I get the feeling that Jenny's parents would have been home if it were Georgette's birthday?
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Titanic staring Ron Swanson
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Incorrect SAO Quotes 9
[Kirito's Imaginary Funeral]
Asuna: [To Kirito] You're the only one I never faked it with.
Lisbeth: [To Silica, in the pew] It's true.
Sinon: [To Kirito] Hell, I...I love you Kirito. Should have done this a long time ago. [Hugs Kirito]
Kirito: [Awakes, Hugs back] I knew you loved me. I just had to fake my own death to prove it. She loves me everyone! Can I get an amen?
Church: Amen!
Kirito: Woooo! God is good!
Sinon: [Snaps Kirito's Neck]
Kirito: Worth it. [Dies]
[Reality]
Kirito: Then we have my real funeral.
Agil: Are you an idiot?
Kirito: No Agil, I'm a dreamer.
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The Conjuring 2 is a Christmas Movie.
#ChangeMyMind
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My contribution to the internet.
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My first Les Miserables Experience
Me and my mother getting our picture taken after the show.
Mom: Excuse me, could you please take our picture?
Random Guy: Sure
*After the Picture*
Mom: Thank you
Random Guy: You’re welcome.
Random Guy 2: Congratulations, you just had your picture taken by the director of the show.
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My first handgun. It's Sinon recommended so it's good enough for me.
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The temperature in Hell is 32°F and dropping.
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Asuna: ... Why did you guys come up dressed as each other for Halloween?
Kirito: Sinon's the scariest thing I could think of.
Sinon: Lis told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.
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