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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale) 

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Sticky hand wall update

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I had THE most impeccable dream last night.

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>random guy in shit tier iron armor shows up one day saying a dragon is burning down a city >don’t know why the guards let him in >figure I can throw another body at my court wizard so I shuffle him over >Comes back with arrows sticking out of his body and holding the tablet out for my court wizard like its nothing >Hear reports someone killed literally every bandit, rat, wolf, and rabbit between here and the spot he was sent >I now need to get this pain immune lunatic murderer out of my city. >Dragon shows up >Ohthankthegods >Send the guy out on a suicide mission to kill a dragon >End of my worries >He comes back, apparently having killed the dragon and eaten its soul >According to reports just stood there and let the dragon burn him while chugging addictive and dangerous health potions he made himself. >Now standing in front of me eating an entire bushel of apples, two loaves of bread, and an entire side of beef while everyone looks on in horror and disgust >Need to get him away from my children as fast as possible >Tell him he needs to climb the tallest mountain in Skyrim and stay with the Graybeards >He leaves without a word >Hopefully thats the last I’ll see of him.

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Yeah I love manipulating my friends for my own gain, the gain is called "hanging out", obtained via such cruel tactics as "showing interest in stuff they like" and "being generally complimentary and charming"

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Guys im iron man now

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Did a super quick 30 Minute warmup of editing the sheep from minecraft for fun 🐑🌸

I wish they put effort into making this thing look cuter cause I would have 100% bought some pink sheep plushies

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INHALE

@et-is-an-alien @sunny-m00n @star-guts @nightdustfallen @kevinthecrossover @ennardloversl662 and others I love you all I'm sorry if I forgot your url

REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Forgive me.

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morning jam sesh

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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WRITE THAT DOWN

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morning jam sesh

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i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

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No but the author of the book he was reading sent him a free copy of it to read in jail