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i fucking haaate being a castle guard dude the king's coat of arms is fucking stupid and all the female courtiers laugh at my tabard. can somebody come usurp this guy already

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pussie

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That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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Donnie Darko soundtrack doesn't need to go as hard as it does....thank u Donald Darko 4 the tears for fears and echo and the bunny men I am 5ever in ur debt. To add to that Donnie Darko is actually the movie of all time as well so what more could U want

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If we make it through this, I’ll tell you.

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When a student copies an essay online instead of writing it and then painstakingly changes every word to a synonym until the text no longer makes any sense...

call that the Ship of Thesaurus

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gerard way- rocksound interview (date unknown)||eminem- just lose it (2004)

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Reviewing animal foods part one: cat food

Texture is crunchy, though it takes some pressure to crumble. Would be better if it was more brittle. Smell is average, slightly on the "pleasant" side. Taste is whatever, could be more savory and meaty; leaves a strange aftertaste but it's not too bad. Shape and size is fine, not much commentary

Overall rating: 6/10

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If they’re bringing back the color theory we should bring back ALL the good memes ………………..slime man

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everything in berserk sounds like a horrifying shitpost

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You know, every so often I think I should update my pirated copy of CS2.

Then I see things like this, and remember that I don't need it more than I need it, you know?

Dated 3/22/23

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do you think their menstrual cycles are synced up