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BDSM gets a bad rep as like a violent (male) dom pushing the boundaries of a reluctant (female) sub but in my experience it's a lot of subs with wildly elaborate fantasies screaming shit like "PUT MY ASS IN THE CHILI" while a new dom is like "Okay I think, we are reaching yellow for me,"

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Gollum and yoda sucking each other off while a big steamroller gets closer and closer

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Thots on the Pope

So the pope has thots now

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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023)

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Have never watched a single episode of MASH yet managed to spend an entire weekend doing nothing but reading gay fanfiction about it until my eyes hurt. Not sure where to go from here

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I just followed you but now that you said you think Spider-Man is bi I think I gotta unfollow sorry

this is so funny what did you expect me to say. did u not read my url when u followed

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Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"

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come over me and the boys are taking shots of lava lamp

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boypregnant on a sunday night ?

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In another universe, Sam Reich is part of Batman's rogues' gallery.

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public service announcement

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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

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According to your logic it's ok to hope that the best team does not win because you personally dislike them for no reason! ok sure!

Yes, this is literally how being a fan of any sport ever works

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can they like release new vegetables 

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you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku