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Oooh happy birthday @sharpescontainer !







Happy birthday, @sharpescontainer! Thank you for your gorgeous screencaps which I used heavily for this post.
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fuck it’s august??? what’s next? 2022???? can’t do this anymore
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RUNS TO AO3
A scene from @myrrkva fic' The Sun And Her Shadow
obsessed with this exchange like ---- hfskughdgd?????
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It's Pride month; park your machine mount as crooked as you like to celebrate 🏳️🌈
Inspired by this post
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Historical fiction writers at 2:46am be like
– how long does it take to bleed out in a field – could someone stab you with a hairpin – how did medieval people mourn – would a queen notice if her ring was stolen – did people think thunder was a sign – how loud was it inside a castle during storms – did anyone ever die from a broken heart in history
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Look, I don't necessarily expect people writing historical fiction to rigorously research the language of the period, but I recently bumped into a story where a guy who was ostensibly born in the year 1805 uses the word "parkour" in his internal monologue, and there are limits.
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Apparently my vampire state is hydrophobic? Or is it the towel?


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Me when I realise I like an actual living human..

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I just adore how Tumblr listed THIS as "potentially mature content"
they rotate in my mind like in a microwave, your honor
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Every couple of years I find myself wanting to join dating sites and then having to remind myself I don't want a relationship, I just want a connection.
At least the UK's new "having to use for id for fucking everything" law is providing a great incentive not to bite that bullet again.
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