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Mood: peeking into the GoT tag to see if the Starks here are ok

When you don’t watch Game of Thrones

But you still follow the tag to see what’s happening and you’re freaking out as well!

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Technically not a spoiler since there’s no Endgame imagery (except trailers) in here....but you know. If pre-Endgame me saw this post I’d be spoiled by my own deduction.

Poem by Shel Silverstein. There are no happy endings.

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No but seriously

Does anyone remember what Ra’s al Guhl said in YJ2E9? When Kaldur was induced into the Light? About appreciating strong family ties? At the time I thought he was talking about Bruce and Talia but given the context it felt a bit off?

Based on YJ3E6 Damian was definitely too young to be who he was implying at that time?

HOW LONG HAS JASON BEEN ALIVE??!????!?

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ok fINE DC TAKE MY MONEY

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So I was just thinking

The ship name for Tony Stark/Erik Lehnsherr should be ferromagnet.

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I just had this amazing gifting/friendship strength test idea

Send a glitter bomb to your friend’s house...

Then show up with the real gift, one of those super expensive Dyson handheld vacuums.

If you survive this visit then they are your true friend.

I should probably try this on my mom first.

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D’yall think Shuri has tried the cucumber or the tape circle cat trap on T’Challa yet

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Do these belong to you, Alfred?

Good Lord no sir, they belong to you sir.

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Twelve Days of Jedi Training

On the first day of training my master gave to me

His own auburn padawan braid

On the second day of training my master gave to me

Two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the third day of training my master gave to me

Three lightsabers

Two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the fourth day of training my master gave to me

Four crashed cruisers

Three lightsabers

Two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the fifth day of training my master gave to me

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the sixth day of training my master gave to me

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the seventh day of training my master gave to me

Seven forms of combat

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the eighth day of training my master gave to me

Eight ships to command

Seven forms of combat

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the ninth day of training my master gave to me

Nine council meetings

Eight ships to command

Seven forms of combat

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the tenth day of training my master gave to me

Ten thousand brothers

Nine council meetings

Eight ships to command

Seven forms of combat

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the eleventh day of training my master gave to me

Eleventh hour warning

Ten thousand brothers

Nine council meetings

Eight ships to command

Seven forms of combat

Six rescue missions

Five-O-One

Four cruisers, three sabers, two droid friends

And his own auburn padawan braid

On the last day on Mustafar my master gave to me

Twelve hours’ killing

Eleven blasters firing

Ten thousand dead men

Nine months’ of nightmares

Eight-letter lying

Seven little younglings

Sixty-six orders

Five-O-One

Four degree burns

Three fake limbs

Two broken hearts

And a confession that came too late

And I also lost his padawan braid

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Imagine this being Arkham Knight Jason though

Alfred: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Barbara Gordon: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Stephanie Brown: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Dick Grayson: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Starfire dug her nails into my arm during a sad movie.

Tim Drake: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Cassandra Cain: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Damian Wayne: I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.

Jason Todd: …

Jason Todd: I have emotional scars.

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Bruce, later: Jason we’re not calling it the Night-Night Gun

Bruce: Not the Bat-Bat Gun either

A concept; Bruce gifting Jason a non lethal energy gun that is very efficient at paralyzing and knocking out foes but not so much killing them, Jason actually liking his new toy and using it on the streets :)

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So I found this gem ↑ made by @laizy-boy and I went ↓

*record scratch

Tim: Daddy said not to fraternize with the bad guys! Dick: (Sladin’in’) Daddy doesn’t need to know ♪ Tim: Daddy said to send them to the cops! Jason: (guns blazin’) Like I said you’re free to kill ♪

*record scratch

Lincoln March: How does a billionaire, orphan, sonova debutante and a doctor, born with silver spoons into the royal family of Gotham city, with all the fame and debauchery and glamour, grow up to be a vigilante loner?

*record scratch

Roy: Take Bruce Wayne, say, the man is loaded Roy: Uh oh, but little does he know that Roy: His daughters, Rachel, Jessica and Tina Roy: Sneak into the city just to beat up the bad guys at Gotham rogue gallery: Werk! Werk!

*record scratch

Jason: Call me son one mORE TIME

*record scratch

↑ This went on for a while.

I might have also written an entire verse of Ten Duel Commandments According to Red Hood and Arkham Knight.

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dc animated: we can’t have more than two batkids in a movie or it’ll confuse our viewers

batman ninja: we have four of bruce’s kids

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Everyone is all fussing over character designs in Batman Ninja and I’m like “dude the Joker is voiced by Uchiha fucKING OBITO”