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pokemon firered and beef greek edition pretzel tribute

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Foam does not equal fun you guys!

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who's he gonna lasso 👀

pinup ref

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I'm about to go down in fuh-lames!

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He is just a poor little meow meow

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I HAD NO NIGHTMARES LAST NIGHT

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my beautiful toxic mold spore

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have this other jolene painting that I'm not gonna finish

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I just saw an email walking around outside

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Did you seriously just have a pleasant exchange with me

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in the club begging strangers for forgiveness and proving incapable of articulating what for when asked

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popular culture used to be very much about eroticism. rockstars used to be on stage in sequins and thongs and thigh high boots playing guitars like they were masturbating. girls used to wear velvet mini dresses and no bras and red-brick-brown lipstick and mascara on their bottom lashes. people used to have body hair on television and in the movies. people used to be sweaty. people used to touch each other over denim and under cotton. foreplay used to be staring at someone over the rim of a glass across a bar across a park across a dinner table. people used to want. i think we’ve lost something

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Haha they call me the snailer because uhm i leave a slimy mucus behind?

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my dear friend just looked up from the hat she's crocheting for a very large spherical rock we found in the river and said, in a slightly haunted tone that revealed this was the first time she was having this thought, "i should make something for my cousin's real human baby"