cleaned my phone #livinglife #myfingersslidesosmooth #thankyoumicrofibercloths
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happy dungeon meshi day!!!
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I like how you refer to having sex as "the task at hand". Corporate email core
call me microsoft office the way i excel at spreading those sheets. to have sex in there. Word
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gaylor theory except insisting that someone is italian
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i am woke slenderman collect my 8 pronouns
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my pet mold spore
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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im watching mad men and my dad asked me why i was laughing at this shot
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if grug honest grug a bit of a faggot.
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1 jade 2 jade 3 jade
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FYI I just came across a thread on twitter which says that an author shared on google docs an explicit story with a friend for beta reading and google removed the file due to violation of TOS (apparently it has been updated where you are not allowed to share anything with sexual content). Not sure if it’s just this instance or if it’s going to become a widespread thing but if you guys write in google docs MAKE BACK UPS!!
(Instagram link to the screenshots)
Edit: also wanted to add that it seems that Microsoft word has the same language in their TOS so onedrive is not a safe alternative!
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Girl you cannot “reclaim phrenology”
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potato ingot (hash brown)
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