Nothing wild, really, it was just a parody of this post I saw on ig:
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you and that fucking wasp
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Chewed her down into bits
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Sleeprunner
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OH ! Bited
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creemore, ontario david herzog + should have known better, sufjan stevens
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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!
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I think the only person I've met in real life with 100% career satisfaction was this gal I knew who was a presenter at a children's science museum and delivered every line like she was running a WWE match. Every time you passed the room where she was giving a presentation, you'd hear something like "WHO'S READY FOR CEPHALOPODS?!?" and the kids would go absolutely nuts cheering.
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Will never get over this
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to me charlie puth doesn’t exist outside of these tweets
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There’s gonna be a new law soon. And it’s going to say that bitcoin, Dogecoin, dollars, euros, pounds, yen, Ethereum, and every money, will be have to be traded in for money in a burlap sack. All people whose money is not money in a burlap sack with a dollar sign on it will be sent to prison. They’re going to be calling this law The Greatest and Money Gift. And I want you people knowing that OK? Let me know what you guys think
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jsyk im able to access the 4th dimension and 4th dimension tumblr has way more buttons than “like” and “reblog”. and all the entities have been hitting the “ignominious” and “schadenfreude” buttons on your posts and laughing btw
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