they should do this for tumblr so you know when a lot of picrew icons are gonna be filling up your notes
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auto suggest bewilders me
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so my roommate is completely straight edge like no drugs no alcohol etc and so im sure y’all can imagine my surprise when i saw she brought home this sign
so i immediately inquired
and now you may ask. what the fuck did my roommate think that sign meant? well
anyways i moved the sign so it’s now front and center in our living room and ive been laughing every time i pass it
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I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.
It’d bring me great joy.
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caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes
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it’s fun to stay at the Y
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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My husband’s job primarily employs adult men but there is one (1) teenage girl and my husband said originally he worried she might be a bit of an outcast but instead every man on the crew was like “huh guess I am a dad/older brother now.”
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maybe your computer doesn’t work because you fucked it with your ponis
i did not fuck that computer with my ponis
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twitter amazes me. shoutout to all the john lesbians
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