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my phone has shit itself in still have tumblr on my old laptop but probably will probably disapear for a bit

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oh no I want a relationship so bad

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sitting on a park bench like tipsy and sobering up chatting to a friend about a crazy even that happened to us a year ago and a little how it lead to both of our breakups when

All the street lights go out and alarms start going off

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a shot for the road before we journey to a park

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alchol

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listened to asmr video while going to sleep and had a dream that I was getting sent anonymous vociemessages of this guy like just sending me personally asmr talking about working at his job but in the dream his job qas my job too so it had to be one of my coworkers so I was trying to figure out who this whispering stranger was

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''i wasted those years'' who cares. you lived the only life you could've lived in those moments

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Damn bro....

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Ironically, hard light is bad for recording sexy time.

It will highlight every pore, every vein, every wrinkle on your nutsack.

One day I will end this ring light fad. It is my ultimate side quest.

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*first time using gay slang* you look like you're wearing a wig!! and you look like a cunt!!!

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Abled gays celebrating marriage equality: well we sure do have nowhere to go from here when it comes to marriage rights. Gay rights!

Me, a disabled lesbian trying to get on ssi thinking about how I will not be able to marry my girlfriend if I do because I can't have more than $2000 to my name at a time and they count a spouse's income towards that: wow .. gay rights ...

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i need a pervert who’s obsessed with me so i can be a pervert who’s obsessed with them

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I wish people would stop saying “It’s July. Well done for wasting half a year.” Did you make someone smile in the past six months? Did you stroke a cat or throw a stick for a dog? Did you learn a new fact or teach someone a new joke? Did you laugh, cry, scream or sing in the past six months? Because if so, congratulations for not wasting your time at all.