mickeymagpie
mickeymagpie
3 raccoons in a trench coat
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Mickey, 26, it/he/they/she (by order of preference). Ao3: Yevynaea, writing blog: @redashtree, sci-fi worldbuilding blog: @bothsidesofthesky.
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mickeymagpie · 10 hours ago
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man, I could really go for some blorbos in a situation right now
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mickeymagpie · 10 hours ago
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Hey. Don't worry. I'm all out of HP. See how I'm lowering my head and my face is shrouded in shadow? That's because I'm too exhausted and demoralized to keep fighting. The remix of my character theme has stopped playing and everything. You should come closer.
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mickeymagpie · 12 hours ago
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Sacrificial lamb who volunteered for the job but bitches about it the whole time
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mickeymagpie · 21 hours ago
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we are so back
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mickeymagpie · 21 hours ago
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mickeymagpie · 21 hours ago
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mickeymagpie · 21 hours ago
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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am
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mickeymagpie · 23 hours ago
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Skin 4 
Pastel on paper
2018
lizzhamilton.com
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mickeymagpie · 23 hours ago
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one of the coolest things transitioning did is that there's life and joy in my eyes now. i look like a girl but specifically i look like a girl who cares about her life and likes to be alive
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mickeymagpie · 23 hours ago
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Leverage episode where they have a job in LA and the evil rich asshole of the episode’s lawyers are from this very weird firm called Wolfram & Hart. and Hardison looks into it and is just like. hey guys why do they have deliveries of actual human blood listed under catering expenses
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mickeymagpie · 23 hours ago
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ummm found it like this
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mickeymagpie · 23 hours ago
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i love love love that the beloved “did eliot make it” “age of the geek brother” scene is fully just a story that nate is making up and lying to interpol about in order to pull off the craziest heist he’s ever done but also it’s just absolutely what would be said if eliot parker and hardison were actively dying in the back of a van
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mickeymagpie · 1 day ago
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mickeymagpie · 1 day ago
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Imma just share my wizard kitty that I made here,, keep having rough luck with campaigns as it be, so here is another attempt at edgy maxxing with a design, hi, hello And while I'm here, pls report any art of mine that you see reposted on Pinterest :] I never consent to that shit ever,, fuck Pinterest
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mickeymagpie · 2 days ago
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Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?
What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.
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mickeymagpie · 2 days ago
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mickeymagpie · 2 days ago
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"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die
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