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the light source is stored in my balls. go, my warm up of yesterday.
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If it's any consolation, there exists a world, somewhere out there, far away, where you could have been happy.
It just... wasn't this one.
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the prettiest forest green eyes and big ebony doe eyes.
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i still cant believe branzy called clown "my non-binary lover" and "my wife" in the same stream
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“Do me a favor, die for me.” Sounds like something out of a dark romance movie or novel but no it’s actually something Minecraft YouTuber ZombieCleo said to LDshadowlady as they burned down her fairy fort
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new au alert!!! basically glitchduo are these little funky cryptid children with like. god/deity herobrines powers that part isn’t quite figured out yet. they live ina cave outside a fantasy type town and squiddo keeps stealing peoples apples and marbles and shiny stuff. ashswag is trying to get money through more normal means, and squiddo is like “but why would u do that is you can have free apple” and he’s like “squiddo this is the fifth time this week and it’s monday”
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i forgot i had a tumblr so have mister awag
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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
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If life series pairs/groups were represented by one musical artist:
Desert Duo (Grian and Scar): The Crane Wives
Flower Husbands (Jimmy and Scott): Cavetown
Treebark (Martyn and Ren): Mumford & Sons
Bdubs and Etho: Hozier
Grian and Mumbo: Will Wood
Joel and Scar: Lemon Demon
Grian and Joel: I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME
Pearl and Scott: Melanie Martinez
Cleo and Martyn: The National
Cleo and Scott: MARINA
Divorce Quartet (Cleo, Martyn, Pearl, Scott): Mother Mother
Boat Boys (Etho and Joel): Waterparks (iykyk)
Ranchers (Jimmy and Tango): Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros
BigB and Ren: Tyler, the Creator
Secret Soulmates (BigB and Grian): Mitski
Mean Gills (Martyn and Scott): Olivia Rodrigo
Team TIES (Tango, Impulse, Etho, Skizz): Grouplove
Bad Boys (Grian, Jimmy, Joel): Joey Valence & Brae (Punk Tactics)
Clockers family (Bdubs, Cleo, Etho, Scar): Jack Stauber’s Micropop
Cleo and Etho: Paramore
Shinyduo (Gem and Pearl): Phoebe Bridgers
Heart Foundation (BigB, Skizz, Tango): Hot Freaks
Gem & The Scotts: The Cranberries
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this is why joel is #1
Can we take a second just to admire cc!Joel Smallishbeans. Like my guy is currently on two smp's, he keeps up with Hermitcraft, he is somewhat present on SOS. Also his base is incredibly detailed, its large, and he has gotten really good at armor stands out of nowhere. He updates an average of once a week, he took a vacation to Japan and still managed to keep up with Hermitcraft.
He can follow the bit and has an uncanny ability to stop himself from being the butt of the joke. Like for example the neck kisses thing was at first a kind of 'ha ha that's really weird Joel' then he leaned into it so hard that now Etho is the one obsessed with Joel's neck kisses and both of them are obsessed with each other and its not just Joel.
And the whole ieseki harem bit too?? Like he has half of the server around his finger cause of a bit.
Also he is actually kind of good at tricking people? Like bro convinced three (I think) people that Etho built the statues not him.
Hes funny as hell and also he is like really bold? Like my guy posted himself singing a Minecraft parody to 'Money Money Money' he makes Hollywood level intros in Minecraft. His intros are the best by the way always have been. They're more elaborate now and they are really funny but there was a charm to when his intros were him standing in front of a horse hilling machine with no acknowledgment of it.
Joel appreciation post completed
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Joel said all of this within 30 seconds and I still can't believe it. He's got that Shrek in him I can't deny it.
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