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milf-lover42 · 4 hours
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mean lesbians & evil bisexuals we need to unionize
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pitgirl :)
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milf-lover42 · 2 days
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milf-lover42 · 2 days
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it used to be 2007 you know
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milf-lover42 · 2 days
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I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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youre telling me a ham fisted this metaphor??
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……
the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?
me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly
"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny
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milf-lover42 · 3 days
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i'm literally begging people to relearn how to use earbuds and headphones. i don't wanna hear your fucking tiktok while im waiting for my flight.
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milf-lover42 · 4 days
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It's cause you're always at that damn grocery store
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milf-lover42 · 4 days
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I honestly and truly believe all good AUs should be a little “”””ooc”””” in the sense that good characterisation involves understanding that changes a characters backstory and circumstances will have an effect on how they respond to the world around them
Good characterisation isn’t about creating a perfect 1:1 canon replica it’s about understanding why a character is different in your work and about grounding the changes you do deliberately choose to make in canon character traits
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milf-lover42 · 4 days
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my god you're fucked: the lady at the help desk just went to ask someone else for help with your issue and everyone's got a confused look on
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milf-lover42 · 4 days
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"But why would you want to imagine, read or write about a relationship that wasn't healthy, good or desirable to you personally?"
I genuinely don't know how to explain the concept of fiction to you.
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milf-lover42 · 4 days
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Being a little too cold: brrrr i’m a little too cold !!!
Being a little too warm: i am going to kill the next person who makes eye contact with me.
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