milkteamoon

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if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

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milchick has never not served CUNT

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the fact that webkinz named a species "googles" and never backed down from it is really funny to me because like. nintendo changed the dialogue of a throwaway npc in a zelda game once because she said "yahoo!" and they were scared they'd get sued by yahoo but ganz is just like. yeah no we don't care if google is the biggest search engine and owns an obscene amount of sites and properties. thats our funny platypus so.

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Jon doodle

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Shows don't have a monster of the week anymore. That's what's wrong with society. I wanna see a whole new type of freak EVERY SINGLE WEEK.

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lt “out of touch” columbo

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obsessed w these two queens who are like. same energy but parallel to those gyaru girls who make drinks in public

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This man wants your knowledge.

Relistening to tma and Paranoid Jon is my favourite Jon. He’s spitting ‘SUpPLEMental’ into that mic, almost everything he’s saying is on the wrong track, and he’s presumably doing the dishes at some point, probably with the same level of twitchy intensity. Maybe I should draw that too?, idk

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me making my oc a worse person

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utterly obsessed

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Yeppppp she’s having the crashout of the century #cobelmobile #womeninstem

7/100 // print

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but if I don't get weird and horny about this then who will

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Bitches will be feeling Some Kind of Way and then make self-indulgent post-canon-but-also-happy-ending-au art to cope. It’s me. I’m bitches.

Commission me 💛 ko-fi 💛 inprnt

[ID: the image is a digital illustration of Jon and Martin from The Magnus Archives sitting at a small table. Martin, on the left, Has light brown skin, short curled grey hair, round glasses, and stubble. He is wearing a grey button up under a beige sweater, and holding a white mug with steam coming out. He is looking forward, at Jon and smiling and saying something. Jon is looking back with a fond expression, one hand on Martin’s, and the other holding a mug up, halfway to his mouth. He has brown skin, long greying hair, a short beard, and rectangular glasses. He is wearing a red-brown sweater. There is light filtering in through a window behind them. end ID]

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Ummmm for the drawing prompt... Could you do a Jon smiling. I need more of that in my life. Thank u <333

[ID: Four digital bust portraits of Jon from TMA. The top two show him in season one and childhood, with the same tight, discomfited grimace. Text between these two says “trying rly hard” with arrows pointing at both of them. The bottom two show him in childhood, smiling serenely with text that says “home alone all day”, and season three, smiling and holding his phone up near his face. A speech bubble pointing at the phone says “Martin (Work)” with a call duration timer that shows 27:46. End ID.]

leave him alone he can’t do it on command ok!!!

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codependency