Shouting this at all the tumblr porn bots that have been following me
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OKAY WAIT
silly OFF headcanons because im a sucker for this stupid little game
BATTER
- i headcanon batter as a he/they . maybe even an it/its if youre close to him
- semi-verbal or selectively mute . idk why but he comes across as just very quiet even though i know he talks in the game
- honestly kinda seems like a dog guy. once the events of off are over he feels lonely without someone with them after the player is gone so theyd get a dog . probably a german shepherd or something
- has a soft spot for any animal though, just prefers dogs
ZACH
- he/him and neo user
- absolutely over the moon when someone uses any set of neos for him
- i feel like hed be a bong stoner (mortis ghost confirmed hed be a stoner and it makes me laugh everytime i think about it)
- along with having helpful things for batter hed pull out some random ass shit he found on the side of the road . a bottle with a paper in it and be like "dude this might be cursed but take it"
- so unserious . hes that friend that you look at and burst out laughing when youre not supposed to
SUGAR / SUCRE
- transfem transfem transfem
- she/they/xe user
- doesnt actually have that much of a sweet tooth ? lots of sweets at once make her feel sick (yes this is me projecting stfu)
- multilingual : english, french, spanish, i also see her speaking a bit of german maybe?
JUDGE / PABLO
- uses big words to cover up the fact hes actually a dumbass
- his purring sounds a little broken but its okay
- he excuses it as him getting old
- also multilingual . knows languages some people have never heard of
COLLECTIVE
- they all know at least basic sign language for batter when theyre not verbal
- batter, zach and sugar all have tattoos . batter has something stupid like the "mom" heart on his bicep . zachs tattooed to the nines, sleeves of whatever the fuck he thinks of at the time . sugar also only has small ones, definitely has a sanrio tattoo somewhere
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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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well we might as well do what is YOUR stray kids song as well, right? the skz song that is THE one. mine's side effects
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— ATTICUS / MIMIKYU !
about me !
- adult
- he/they/it/xe/dae
- sagittarius , intp
posts about !
- stray kids mostly
- other k pop groups ^^
- genshin impact
- probably some other stuff too
boundaries !
- ask to dm plspls
- feel free to send asks ! please don't bother me about responding though
- ask for other socials ! will only give to mutuals though
- dni : basic dni criteria ( lgbtphobe , racist , maps , etc.) , anti tone tags , anti typing quirks , you won't respect my other boundaries
extra !
- will have random mini hiatus periods , i apologize in advance
- i use tone tags and appreciate them being used around/towards me
- very neurodivergent . will make it everyone's problem /j (if you don't like rambling type blogs this may not be the place for you)
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