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Welp, Fun's Over Guys. Pack It Up.
Bedrock Edition is officially unplayable
#I can't believe they actually fixed it after half a decade of saying they did and the items just changing.#I don't use bedrock often unless interacting with the silly technical bugs for... reasons#rest in peace bedrock efficiency I items you were the real ones#oak door leather armor rumor has it someone found a nether star#people getting tricked cause it happened to golden apples#this will last all of a second#woodland mansions have never ever been bug free. not ever. I have spent way too much time nosing through code to deny that#there is always a bug with them and I cant wait to see what happens now.#there was a time when fake end portal rooms generated with black glow sticks from education edition in place of the ender pearls#in the trapped chest. how the fuck does that happen mojang.#oh fuck I gotta go propose that theoretical illager-less mansion challenge to the seed finders wait#minecraft#illager#mineblr
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The prev post was inspired by Evokers reminding me of Rain World but not in any other sense besides the amount of absolutely priceless encounters I've had as a result of their ai.
I can't tell you how many times I have seen an Evoker launch themself off of a cliff or other elevated platform as a result of their insane speed modifiers combining with their flee from player goal.
It was bad in mansions and it's even worse during raids. I step ever so slightly too close and the next thing I know I'm looking down at a totem at the bottom of a canyon. Very Rain World.
#minecraft#if Evoker smart and nefarious then why so stupidest creature#mineblr#minecraft illager#illager#minecraft evoker#insert edit of scav or lizard falling from somewhere above you to the death pit below and screaming the whole time#you don't know what happened and there's a chance you never will#oooh I just got a visual of The Seeking Flame doing the Big Moth thing#* picks you up and takes you to sky hell (out of bounds) or drops you to your death if there's a roof *
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Minecraft Snapshot -128w10a
(come on Mojang you know you want to hire me)
Additions:
New Music Discs
"yeah"
just two hours of perfectly cut Minecraft screams.
A second new Music Disc titled "core" which is the exact same audio as "yeah" except it has "QKThr" playing over it.
-These discs are not dropped by creepers nor are they obtainable by any other previous means of generated loot.
-Instead they have a random chance to appear in any previously opened chest or used jukebox that has an open inventory slot.
-No externally noticeable indication will be given that the disc has been added to the block, and no block update output will be picked up by any form of detector.
-This can only once in any given chunk in per world.
Events
Tripping
Certain mobs that naturally flee from players within a certain range now have a chance to trip and fall. These mobs include:
-Evoker
Mobs
Miros Vulture
-miros vulture.
Commands
New command "dmm"
Stands for "Direct Message Mob"
Players in spectator and creative can now send direct messages to non-player mobiles.
-They can't respond but they will see it.
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Well you see… ingredience.
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Minecraft fact! Illagers are actually motivated by sleep deprivation-induced rage because Mojang decided that they get all these big fucking beds but only three of them (the last two images) are usable because the rest of them aren’t touching a fucking wall. Not even the headboard which is all they needed to do.
Their society being built around who has the and takes the most power is actually about who can push the others out of the bed and not get pushed off in turn. Vindicators were big strong to push eachother and then Evokers just enlisted vex to do that job for them. Lack of meaningful sleep will turn anyone rancid I promise you.
Also Pillagers do not exist in mansions because they smell. They can operate slightly better outside without beds because they’re running on nothing but pure adrenaline and the two potatoes in the outpost chest.
Source -Illager told me. Trust.
#minecraft#mineblr#illager#minecraft illager#guys I’ve cracked it#this is the meaning#minecraft vindicator#minecraft evoker#minecraft pillager
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Positive affirmation! Your villager trading hall and raid farms are NOT violations of the geneva convention!
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Five years later and still the only video that has gotten these four right, ever.
#most real and true video to ever exist#there have been at least two occasions where I got asked if I was drinking on the job#but it was because the drinks I had looked like alcohol if you didn’t look close enough#one was a liquid death which was amazing because that’s literally the point#the other was a glass San Pellegrino bottle#former tricked the older management and the latter tricked the barely out of high school kids#but yeah I love this video
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📣🩵🪽heh- Hey everyone! Guess what!? I know you want me to give you the secrets to eternal life-. But FUCK YOU! I’m keeping the secrets to eternal life. That’s right you ugly little man- (🐨) I HATE YOU!!! and your stupid nose! I’m taking everything from you!- GIVE ME YOUR TOTEM.
#Some Evoker standing next to a window on the mansion third floor#“Walda…#*tnt explosion in the distant background*#bonus uncontrollable laughter from various mansion residents#I have a collection#a very big one
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Yeah the call to draw is loud but the Trello boards for my ocs and lore are louder.
#currently working on the one for ferricism and ferrosis#fictional belief system and disease inspired by .flow's rust and my ten billion negative experiences with my health/healthcare#and of course halsey's iichliwp cause the feminine rage tm#also the fact that I just really like iron which is why it is highly associated with Kairos
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Moodboards for illagers cauz they have style
I did steal all the pictures from pinterest
#had to drop everything to reblog this cause I spotted iichliwp in the Vindicator mood board and that is so fucking important to me#also the aesthetic is absolutely beautiful ong#but yeah iichliwp actually heavily inspired a lot my ocs#particularly Kairos#highly recommend it to anyone who appreciates this aesthetic#Especially Bells in Santa Fe#<-that may be the only song in the world that will never fail to capture me whenever I hear it#1121 is also absolutely entrancing to me and I will not be told otherwise
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Interrupting my irregular post schedule to bring you my children.
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Before people waste their time analyzing whether or not a piece of Minecraft-related media is “good” or “worthwhile.” I’d highly recommend referring to a universal rule of thumb for rating all things minecraft-related.
Does the media you are reviewing include an Evoker getting hit by a semi-truck?
If the answer is “YES”: It’s good. Perfect even. Nothing else needs to be said.
If the answer is “NO”: Then it’s bad and can’t be considered canon even if Mojang says it is.
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The feminine urge to hit your evoker with a semi~
#url hoarding is my expertise#I hoard a lot of hyper specific niche things#*looks at my mine chest vex pins*#I’m not that crazy it’s just only I can have them because I’m the only one who appreciates them like I do#anyways hi I just remembered I have this and I really should abuse it
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#can they run over an Illager for me please#Mojang/Warner Bros refuse to fulfill my dreams of an Illager getting hit by an 18 Wheeler#always this slaps I love the style and vibes
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Finding out there’s only around 650 wind turbines left in the San Gorgonio Pass genuinely feels like the most heartbreaking news I’ve gotten in my life. One of those things that probably won’t mean anything to anyone who didn’t have a very specific relationship with them like mine.
#found this out because I went to find images of them#after around 15 years or so of not seeing or looking into them#I really wanted to reference them in my world building#and finally got the nerve to look them up#it’s one of those things that in the time I haven’t seen them i relied on other people saying they’re still there#for comfort because so many of the important physical places I had growing up disappeared for a number of reasons#for all the times I’ve found out that the most seemingly immovable places in my life had vanished#I got scared to look#and when I finally got the nerve to#it’s a particular type of feeling#it really does cement the reality of the themes for Project: Lost and Found#the heaviest theme of course being impermanence#but this is truly going to take a second to process#I’ve found myself missing the desert a lot lately#gonna try to draw now though#<vindicator mutters>
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Oh my god that's fucking hilarious
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Reminder to self: update my stupid header image dear grey it’s not even my screenshot.
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