This is a description for a calendar but I like it bc it makes it sound like Mario is gonna give me the emotional and financial support I need to get my life together in 2018.
i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room