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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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why don't people in zombie apocalypse stories ever just wear suits of armor? you think any zombie is gonna get their shitty rotting jaws through this?

I'm gonna rip and tear my way through the zombie apocalypse completely unharmed because none of the undead hoards will be able to get through my plate mail

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came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

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tryin smthn out to see if this is good for me

album of the week !

drunk by thundercat

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If you guys were on here at 11 years old what would you be posting about

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Claude Giroux, a.k.a the stick handling savage

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3 signs a wizard has inflicted a curse on you:

vibrator dies mid use

roll a shitty joint

realize part way through your favourite song you weren't paying attention

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THERE SHOULD BE AN AWARD FOR BEST CASTING DECISION EVER MADE

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no one cares about me -> oh no too many of you care too much pipeline

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moving states just became real ! i’m gonna vomit

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The Bird Place That Was is redeeming itself a bit more today.