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She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

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Muslims misreading the Barbie posters might be the funniest thing I’ve seen today

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this detail isn't important to the plot but it's important to me so i'm keeping it

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People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.

Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?

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You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

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Made a chart for sorting fantheories

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jonmartin week 2024: season one - first kiss

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the problem with having an evil mastermind manipulator oc is that i am not particularly good at being any of those things

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more Gwen art!

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you can literally say anything to men, it doesn’t matter

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David Ward’s relationship with being seen, known, and understood is one of my favorite things about I am in Eskew. Take these two quotes:

Of course.

Like me, the city wants to be witnessed.

It wants to be understood.

(I am in Eskew, episode 27: “Breakout”)

But then there’s:

And although I was curious to see what lay at the other side of the tunnel, I was also petrified by the possibility of being seen by anyone - a mugger, a policeman, my mother, anyone - who might ask me what I was doing out here so late by myself.

The awful possibility that someone might try to hurt me or help me.

The awful possibility of being seen.

(I am in Eskew, episode 30: “The Boy Who Saw Cracks In The World”)

David wants to be known. He wants to be understood. But he’s afraid of it. He is afraid of how much Eskew knows him, about how connected they are. It’s one of the reasons the podcast ends the way it does.

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Reposting this because I need to materialize it somewhere.

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.