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i’ll add one more: “si quieres ver porno, hazlo en otro lugar”

Imagine being such a pathetic incel loser you are being roasted in multiple languages.

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dogmeat once again winning “bestest boy of the apocalypse” award. literally no one doing it like him.

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me saying “that’s so fallout” when literally anything happens in the fallout tv series (i am, in fact, watching a show based on that game)

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Yes

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i hope all you fallout tv doubters are eating your words right now

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never thought i’d relate to cas but here we are

dean [voicemail]: hey, cas. it’s dean. again. just calling to see what you were up to… feels like i- we, haven’t heard from you in awhile. would it kill you to give me- us, a call every now and again? haha. heh. anyways. like i said. just… checking in. i- we. we worry. when you go awol like this. me and sam. the both of us….. you know you can always call us if you need us, right? uh. me. you can call me. if you need me. we’ll be there. i’ll be there. jesus. uh. anyways. that’s all. i guess. call me when you get this. please. or don’t. whatever. uh, talk to you soon, man. i hope. bye.

text message from cas, several days later: 👍

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sundays so scary all you can do is put your faith in the age old mantra "write drunk, edit sober"

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how’d a complete stranger depict exactly how i sleep???

you all hate the position i sleep in because you haven’t advanced to my level and you’re jealous of my mental acuity and caustic wit as well as being extremely good at sleeping

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NOT MY BEDTIME STORIES

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new hozier drop was written for ineffable divorce crowley and ineffable divorce crowley only thanks

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not to stir the pot but… this is why i have such a hard time being friends with straight women.

some people act like youre waterboarding them if you want to talk about women instead of men

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✨them✨

Something about having an universal translator, and learning to understand without it

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happy birthday to HIM

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absolutely in love with how star trek is set in a near-utopian future where discrimination and inequality are almost non-existent and then you just have leonard “i will call you a slur without hesitating” mccoy looming in the corner like >:)

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so TIRED of being “you called” to everyone else’s “you came”

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Jim: are you sure this is where the distress signal came from, Spock?

Spock: yes, Captain. the message said they were dealing with a creature called the Unknown