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Beetlejuice: I understand that you like me, its just, what's the catch?

Y/n: i just like spending time with you

Beej: like spending time with me on the bed?

Y/n: no

Beej: in the shower?

Y/n: no, I like you for you

Beej: hmm

Y/n: you've never had someone who just cares about you?

Beej: what is that?

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Y/n, playing trivial pursuit: What is the longest above ground mountain range in the world?

Beetlejuice: THIS DICK

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I just realized that I haven’t posted any beetlejuice art that’s in my own art style. So here it is, enjoy 👍

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someone pls let me do an animated adaptation of beetlejuice the musical pleasepleasePLEASE

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posting this to everyone on tumblr can see it too

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Lydia Deetz by ArtistAbe

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you like clingy until im performing blood magic to bind our souls together for all of eternity🙄

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Where am I cumming?

to your senses hopefully

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The first rule of self insert OC is to be yourself. The second rule is to make out sloppy style with ur fav

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Y/n: I'll have to rearrange my schedule, Friday nights is when beetlejuice and i do edibles and go to the aquarium

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The Mummy (1999) dir. Stephen Sommers

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Ok is it just me, or has Alex Brightman's Beetlejuice hair and makeup NEVER looked the same way twice?

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Seen

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Adam, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Y/n: Yeah, sure. A few minutes later Y/n: Here you go. Adam: Y/n: Beetlejuice: Why am I here?

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Y/n: your mom? I thought you said a sandworm ate her

Beetlejuice: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯