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DAN: ...looks like SOMEONE's prepared for sensational news

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"maybe if we had some heavy artillery..." 

 "you don't say... fortunately, dear sister, THAT is my specialty!"

DAN: cut IMMEDIATELY to:

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DAN: these castlevania boss fights can get so frustrating

DAVID: alucard versus trevor? sloth does have the chain whip...

DAN: you more of a holy water man? or do you prefer the axe?

DAVID: axe. i like the extra angle of attack.

DAN:  i'll just bet you do ;) or... oh. third option 

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DAVID: Funnily enough, wlw ALSO tend to be the ones who offer practical protection while mlm just snap their fingers so sassily they're flaming....

when you spot another gay in the wild but you’re a wlw and they’re a mlm so you aren’t used to reading each other’s flags but you still get that intense gay energy from each other and you feel the solidarity in your soul

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DAVID:  if only it'd caught that stupid panda dog thing

DAN: shut up u love it

DAVID: ..........no comment.

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DAN:  they go for the close-up and everything

DAVID:  and it's just.... aaallll over his face

DAN: not even gonna comment on the color

i know you're... fastidious

DAVID: i've said it before: dirty bottoms don't get callbacks

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DAN: hashtag putty patrol

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DAN: hashtag THE R- uh, you get the idea

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DAN: pepé le pew finally gets his comeuppance

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DAN: tfw you've never watched a zombie movie and didn't know you're supposed to save the last bullet for yourself

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DAN:  i swear these intro themes keep getting worse

DAVID:  eesh, that screenshot

FMA marginally better about it but even it can't seem to get away from TITTIES

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DAN: 12 oz mouse is anime

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DAN: deciding who to go with when you split up

DAN: mfw i'm ditching david's sausage party to go off with the only chick^

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DAN: tfw representation matters

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DAN:  hashtag FISTING

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DAN: drivin' down to san diego again...