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do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste
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not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him
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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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i think u should always give characters more body hair just because. its good for the health its good for the everything
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Yeah so unfortunately, my friend was right. Muttering 'I'm gonna put on the greatest talent show this town has ever seen' darkly to myself is not only vastly funnier than saying I'm gonna kms, but is also somehow more concerning to anyone who might overhear it
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"I'm just a swirl" -ice cream cone who uses TikTok
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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emails suck. unless they are from ao3, then they are the best thing to ever happen to me
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you are an animal. you are an event. you are one decision away
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one must imagine sisyphus grinding his penis on the rock, moaning wantonly
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[ID: 3 green leaves with text stamped on them. They say "It's so hot and the sky's so blue", "I want people to know me", "but it's so hard to tell them". ]
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i (22) told my sister (13) "its crazy that ive known you since you were born. i literally met you when you were one day old" and she just said "problematic age gap." Not only is she a real sentient person now but she's also got jokes
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