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how I feel all the time

2013 Quote of the Day:

Thrift Shop - Macklemore, Ryan Lewis

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Question: why didn’t Starbucks call Starbucks points star-bucks

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If you Google the words in posts they're usually on there. If you're on mobile there's then a "see in app button" that can send you straight to the post to reblog it. Reposting is usually seen as rude/lazy on here.

are you talking about the screenshots? If it’s such a big deal, I can spend more time searching for them, but I find them on instagram, not here

Edit: I don’t think I have anymore tumblr screenshots in my queue. I’ll still post screenshots from Twitter and stuff, but I’ll look up the tumblr ones

you win :)

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if you feel a fluttering ache in your chest its not love. im in there. doing things

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No, I don’t “know my way around the kitchen.” You have to walk through it. You can’t ‘go around’ with our floor-plan. The kitchen is against the wall. Are you stupid?

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May I offer you some sage advice?

Sage is a rather strong herb so it is better to put it in a dish before cooking rather than after to mellow the intense flavor, unlike other, more delicate herbs that are better added after cooking.

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GUYS I GET MEMES OFF OF INSTAGRAMMMMM UGHHHHHH

@ferrettaur, with love

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and then there’s me, and I don’t even know where I live

Dudes be like "I know where you live" like I sure fucking hope you do beastie we eat out of the same kitchen.

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he does!!

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