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Jon? Is that you?

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Hear me out.

The Magnus Archives x Dead by Daylight

Pipe murder Mori

Jon gets survivor perk where he can see things and Martin gets a survivor perk where he does gens faster if he's alone

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please help my computer is doing this and idk how to fix it. I don't wanna take it to a repair shop cuz I literally got it repaired like a month ago.

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Why can I imagine Martin saying this to Jon? Or maybe Georgie saying it to Jon?

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Oh my god please for the love of God someone draw Jon wearing this croptop

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Just had a really cute thought

Im just imagining the S1 crew finally convince Jon to go and hang out with them. They're all walking in a park and Maetin and Jon are talking about whatever (Probably bugs or flowers or something) and Tim and Sasha are trailing behind them seeing how many dandelions they can put in Jon's hair before he notices (Or like just on him generally, but I think it's cuter if they're just putting dandelions in his hair.)

I imagine that they gat back to the Archives and Elias calls Jon into his office to talk or whatever. They do that and Jon turns to leave and Elias is suddenly like "Jon, why are there dandelions in your hair?"

So Jon's like what and he brings up his hand to feel and he just shakes out a bunch of dandelions that were stuck in his hair by Tim and Sasha.

He grabs them all and calls for Tim, Sasha, and Martin. I just imagine the 3 of them all struggling not to laugh as they look at this short man holding a bunch of dandelions and looking angry.

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yarn hat for my boy

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He won't leave my damn yarn alone

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I had a really weird dream about Michael (Distortion) and I spent like 15 minutes writing it out so here u go

Of course I can't really remember how it started, but for some reason I was in school (I am 19 and currently out of school.) And it just started as a normal school dream, I was going to all my classes in my old high school an everything.

Then it started focusing on one of my teachers that I had in school that I hated. For some reason, Michael was working to slowly take over every electronic device in the world she she knew aboutnit and was telling us about it? Like she even had a tracker set up to show the percentage of devices he had taken over and it was at like 20 something.

Later in the dream, I went to a classroom that I recognized, but was bot her room (It was like that the whole time.) And she started her notes like usual and like half way through she was like Alright, lets go to the next slide. Oh wait, there isn't one." And the other students and I (Which I didn't recognize any of them) all just kinda looked around at each other, confused.

This woman then pulls up her Michael device takeover meter thing and it's up to 70 percent. She's then says something, I can't remember, and dismisses the class. She then pulls me aside for a moment and says something about me making sure I wasn't at school tomorrow? And like I can't remember what she said, but it was very cryptic and for some reason I seemed to be aware of what she wanted from me.

I went home to the house I'm currently living in with my roommate and her family. (The entire time I was in high school, I lived with my grandma.) I passed by my roommate's mom who was cooking dinner for some reason at like 3 PM (It was already dark out too for some reason, I looked at our window over our sink) and she said something about me and my roommate's little brothers just not going to school tomorrow.

At some point before this in the dream, I started texting this guy about seemingly random things and he asked if I wanted to go to his apartment but for some reason we went to the park instead? Based on appearance, he looked like he was from Islam but he spoke perfect English and had an American accent so I figured he was just raised here in the US.

We went back to my house and my roommate's mom started talking to him while me and the boys (My roommate's little brothers) were standing right there. She seemed to know him and they were talking about stuff that was kinda disturbing, but I can't remember what exactly.

She sent the boys and I downstairs to my room and we sat there, still trying to eavesdrop. I picked up something about him having been resurrected and seen from my spot on the stairs that he looked kinda nervous. Then the older of the 2 boys ruined it by going up because he wanted his mom to get him a drink.

I then decided to walk the guy back to his apartment and we took a route that I half recognized through a town that I half recognized. The more we went, the more nervous he became. We then stopped in front of like a kinda bluish grey house, it didn't even have a yellow door, but he stepped back and Michael opened the door with an unnaturally big grin on his face and sharp teeth. He was kinda how the fandom imagines him, long blond hair, mismatched clothes, ya know.

The guy backed away looking guilty like he intentionally brought me to Michael but somehow I knew I needed to go into Michael's house. I remember I asked to give the guy a hug before he left and he BOLTED. Like he sprinted away from me as I took a step towards him, hopped in a car, started it up, and just fucking sped off.

I was obviously confused but I shrugged it off and went over to Michael and he was like "Well hello! It's a pleasure!" And we shook hands but it self weird cuz he had unnaturally long fingers. He was also like freakishly tall, like he was ducking down in the doorway.

I went into what I assumed was his house and we started talking casually, like legit casual. We even went into a small but normal looking living room and it was bright outside even tho it had been dark when I came in. But it was just kinda white outside the windows? But the livingroom had an old TV, the big bulky kind like i had as a kid, he also had a giant bookshelf completely covering one wall.

he had a dog that came in, it looked like a yellow lab but shorter and looked up at me really nervous, Michael said it was gonna bite me. But then another dog came in, one that Michael said was female and just started randomly humping the other dog and we both kinda laughed about it? I remember he said that we should watch videos of "funny cats and biting dogs."

As he was saying this, I looked over and seen that his bookshelf was just full of creepypastas printed out as books and I got really interested, like I even seen an MLP one called Rocket to Insanity in there. But I noticed that he didn't have any of the real classics like Cupcakes, sonic.EXE, Tails doll, ya know, stuff like that.

I then kinda leaned closer to him on the couch and I said "Ya know Michael, you're actually pretty fun." But I said this as I was waking up and I really wanted to hear his response. I just wanna continue the dream but my brain and body won't let me.

But yeah, that was my Michael dream. Idk what to think about it.

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Slightly cursed Alex for yall

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had another thought

so since I listened to MAG 200, I've had this kinda time travel AU in my brain where instead of the ending they got, Jon and Martin travel back to S1 and meet with the original 4 (like in most if not all of these).

I'm just imagining future Martin and Jon being more chaotic and wild and also trying to get their past selves out of their shells. (especially Jon, Martin is just trying to make his past self more confident.)

I'm just imagining this scene where past Jon is sleep deprived (like usual) and the others are trying to convince him to take a nap on the break room couch. Which of course, he isn't.

I'm imagining future Martin calmly going over, putting a hand on his shoulder, leaning down so that they're eye to eye (in my mind, past Jon is already sitting down but it would also be funny if he wasn't) and just says in the most threatening voice past Jon had ever heard: "Go to sleep, or I'll put you to sleep. Understand?"

Of course, past Jon looks terrified and I just imagine him with wide eyes just slowly laying down on the couch. Then future Martin takes a step back and says in the sweetest, nicest voice ever: "Good, I'm glad."

Of course the others see this and are all terrified, even future Jon is surprised. So Sasha just comes over (while keeping an eye on future Martin) and just puts a blanket over past Jon before backing away slowly and/or getting the hell outta there.

Its just a thought that's been playing in my mind on repeat and I thought I should share it with you guys. :3

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for some reason, the only thing that's on my mind rn is Martin and Jon yelling "BEGONE THOT" at Elias with middle fingers raised.