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Cowards won’t Reblog

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Reblog if your blog is boopable-safe so you can get all the (probably new) achievements. I don’t care about notes I just want boops

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wanna see something that drives me up the walls insane

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Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

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Me: hey, you know, Jojo Siwa's makeup in that new video looks kinda familiar... I just can't figure out why.

Dad: ?????

[cue the watching Karma on YouTube]

Dad: *confusion and mild horror* I think she's ruined KISS for me. Is that what you were talking about?

Me: no, a lot of people have actually made that comparison, but I think it's something else.

[we spend the next ten minutes standing in the same place and trying to figure out what it reminds me of]

Random jogger neighbour: are you guys okay? I couldn't help but see you've been standing here for a while, and you look a little lost.

[we explain the situation]

Neighbour: *to me* you're an anime fan right? I think I know what you're talking about.

I kid you not, he whips out his phone, unlocks it, and shows us the home screen, which is this.

Me: that's it!!!!!

And so now I live my life in fear that a cow version of Jojo Siwa (the older and the younger) will come after me when I Ieast expect it.

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i used to think trans guys were hot, then I felt bad for fetishizing them, and wallowed in my guilt. now, years later, i finally realise the truth. i am the trans guy. i am the hot one.