moondown-osha
moondown-osha
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Huh
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
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[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Clinic? We self-medicate here, doc. KORRINA supplies us with a ton of medical supplies, and Trifid is great at healing. Even while drunk. Especially while drunk. Can you believe she once stitched my entire arm back on while blasted out of her mind with 0.7 BAC? I didn't miss a zero, by the way. She literally was more alcohol than blood I'm pretty sure. (Sure made me feel special, heh.)
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Hmm. [Cigar starts muttering into her earpiece-mask-thing.] Okay, looks like they're on wave 2. That means it's only like, three more minutes of assault left before we're good. Quick one this time.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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This is our safehouse inside our safehouse, we're GONNA have dumb shit in here. Most of the time we don't need to use it anyways, so... we just kinda have shit down in the metaphorical dungeon.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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[Cigar turns her head to Mer, then realizes she has a mask on.] WHat, uh, did you expect?
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Oop, found one of em'. [She throws a multitool at Mer.] They're not really silly so much as they are useful, to be honest!
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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(God I hope there's more than one kind.) Honestly I'd say that the funniest utensil has to be bendy straws.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Well, what kinda sporks? Because if they're just normal ones then you lose out on the poking potential of forks and the hard hitting potential of spoons.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Ooo, yeah! Though at that point I think I'd get carried away and go to custody one too many times. There's only so much we can fix with hostage situations, and. Well, forks are just reasonable enough for me to go a little too far into the sauce.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Huh? Uh, I think it was connected to some kinda social media thing an impersonator of ours was doing. They were shitposting and said something like, X amount of retweets and we'll use spoons for our next heist. So, uh, the obvious answer was to get comically large spoons for use as melee weapons. I even made the solid-gold one a little, uh, spicy, too. Heh.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Yeah, the screws come with the drill. Or did you mean just loose screws? I was sure we had some- er, hey, here's a taser. I think these are our melee weapons? So there is a katana in here somewhere, as well as a giant spoon- wait, no, Lune's carrying that right now. [Clank] Oh god there are two giant spoons
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Well, I've got: A drill, a bigger drill, several tablet screens, a keyboard, a keycard, a wrench, about three crowbars, a motorized auto-screwdriver, sterilized glassware?, an ECM jammer, a lot of bullets, some gunpowder, a propane tank, gasoline, and several kinds of fucked up drugs. Any'a that work?
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Oh uhhh. Hold on. What kind of tools do you need? [Cigar hops off the counter, going to rummage through some suspicious looking bags in a corner.]
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Well. [She holds up three fingers.] Either until you die, until everyone upstairs dies, or until the police pull back for good. So probably another like, 15 minutes or so. C'mon, man, get comfortable- there's a pool table and some snacks, and also a Wii we stole a while back? I think we also took some youtuber's games in the same heist, we've got like two copies of everything for the Wii U and three hundred sixty-five copies of Flingsmash.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Yyyyyup. Wouldn't expect you to kill everyone in your path. Just making sure you know our reasons.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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[Deadpan] We deal with cops here, ma'am. The approximate chance of a single one of em' reforming is about as likely as the entire precinct going up in flames because of an experimental jet crash.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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moondown-osha · 3 years ago
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Well, differences are differences. Mass slaughter is kinda up my alley... but it's up to you how you wanna take things, y'know? Bet the folks upstairs are takin' hostages over killing whenever they can! Lazy schmucks.
Mer has come to visit the safehouse again, probably to work on some of the gadgetry away from any prying eyes...
@union-of-mad-scientists
[Lune comes to greet her, dressed sharply in a suit. She leads Mer into the safehouse- a different one, this time- and then gives her some space. With a nod, Lune goes back to planning the next heist with KORRINA in a neighboring room.]
[Time goes by. Eventually, Cigar comes in the room and hops onto a counter while watching intently.]
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