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ToToDental - Only the Best Dental Care for your Pokémon Companions!
*Don't forget to schedule your Pokémon's annual check-up!*
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moonpeachmoth · 5 days
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Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them
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moonpeachmoth · 5 days
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you're laughing. charles dickens had a son named plorn and you're laughing
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moonpeachmoth · 8 days
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Silly man
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moonpeachmoth · 8 days
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hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?
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moonpeachmoth · 12 days
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moonpeachmoth · 13 days
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If I ever get to draw an official Hellboy and Moth-Man comic I’m going to demand this scene be in it
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moonpeachmoth · 29 days
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YOU ARE GORGEOUS
YOU ARE WORTHY OF PLATONIC AND/OR ROMANTIC LOVE
YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT ELSE YOU'RE WORTHY OF??
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THAT'S RIGHT.
fourteen dollar
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moonpeachmoth · 29 days
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moonpeachmoth · 29 days
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Mycorrhizae - a symbiotic association between plant roots and fungi.
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moonpeachmoth · 29 days
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can't get over that "who would you trust to drive you in a car" poll. Thank god it's a Wyllsweep with Jaehira as a close second. So many of the comments are like, "Wyll would stop for every hurt animal and broken-down car on the side of the road." As if 1. Helping people & animals is a bad thing and 2. How many?? Injured animals do you pass in a single drive?? Do you think you're gonna miss your movie with Wyll because he has to rescue 17 dogs on the way?? Where do you live?? Hell?????
Lae'zel?? Someone would cut y'all off in traffic and she'd speed up, cut them off, get out of the car to challenge them to a fight and kill them at the intersection, all in 3 minutes. Gale wouldn't be a bad driver, but he exclusively takes public transit so he's out. In my heart of hearts, I know that Karlach needs glasses but refuses to go to the doctor about it. I think of the time my friend swerved to avoid hitting a "cat" that was in fact an empty grocery bag. That's what we're dealing with here. Shadowheart is a passenger princess. She doesn't have a license, because everyone always picks her up no matter how far away she lives. She controls the music and has two dozen highly curated vibe-specific playlists.
I don't have an explanation re: Astarion. I just know that man shouldn't drive. I don't know that he can't, but I know that he shouldn't and that I won't get in a vehicle if he's behind the wheel.
Boo & Minsc I feel as though I don't even need to explain?? Don't let them drive. Halsin, Wyll, and Jaehira are the ONLY options from the poll!!!
Halsin is a safe bet. He drives a reliable 90s Ford Ranger. It's only an issue if he's got multiple passengers, because you're gonna have to sit in the tiny little middle seat in the front between him and the other passenger. It's manual so the entire drive you have to find creative new ways to position your knees so he can access the stick shift between them and by the time you get to your destination you're so stiff you might not be able to actually get up and out of the truck.
Wyll is courteous, prompt, great conversation, obeys traffic laws and lets you choose the music. The only thing is that the passenger seat is always covered in empty Monster Energy cans so you have to push them onto the floor when you get in and also sometimes he looks at the GPS too long and lane-drifts. Jaehira drives like she used to drive taxis in Manhattan. It's terrifying, but she'll get you there, and also she'll buy your drivethru if you say you're hungry.
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moonpeachmoth · 1 month
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Mr. Beast, he lost his way within the lunar maze, bereft of food or drink or sleep he wandered on for days.
The moon had punished Mr. Beast, and etched upon his brow. In ancient lunar runes it wrote: "Lol." "Lmao."
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moonpeachmoth · 1 month
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What up there
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moonpeachmoth · 1 month
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I meant to draw this back when I did this other doll comic as another side, to show a doll that had been cared for instead of abused, but somehow I wasn't able to finish it till like 10 minutes ago, anyway I did it *confetti*
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moonpeachmoth · 2 months
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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
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moonpeachmoth · 2 months
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Iceberg Lava Cake by cqxrena
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