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Call of Duty characters as text posts (Pt.9)

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Call of Duty characters as text posts (Pt.8) - but it's just Ghost

Last picture is from BigMikeMW on Reddit!

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Random TF 141 + friends headcanons (Pt.4)

Warnings: mentions of drinking

• Rodolfo was that one kid who thought chocolate milk came from brown cows. Alejandro constantly teased him about it for years

• You know those protein bars you can buy at like every corner store? Yeah, Gaz hates them with passion and would rather starve than eat one

• As a kid, König only ate apples if they were cut into slices

• Soap particularly loved painting when he was a kid, the passion for arts has always been present in his life

• If Farah didn't do what she does as a living, she'd love to have her nails done professionally. She's always loved the idea of low-key but well-made and beautiful pieces, but never had the chance to wear them

• Valeria only uses one specific brand of nail polish. That's the only one she trusts and knows won't get ruined, even when doing stuff she usually does (running errands etc)

• The iPhone morning alarm sound gives Gaz heart attacks no matter how many times he hears it. It's literally the flashback meme for him

• Laswell doesn't like driving. She does travel by car to work and usually she's the one behind the wheel when going somewhere with her wife (she's an acts of service type of person), but she doesn't particularly enjoy it

• Rodolfo hates strong smells like gasoline or bleach. Naturally he got used to them fast, but that doesn't mean they don't bother his nose

• König has the full collection of those colorful McDonald's glasses (the Fifa World Cup 2018 ones)

• Ghost rarely drinks to begin with, but he has a specific dislike for beer. Don't know where it came from, he just doesn't like the taste

• Nikolai has such a high alcohol tolerance there isn't anyone who comes near his level on the team. The closest anyone has ever been to beating him was when Price and Laswell managed to keep up with him for a while, but then both of them ended up knocked out on the counter. Nik had to take them home and the next day he didn't stop teasing them about it

• Back to my Hay Day dumbassery for a second - somehow Valeria's level passed everyone in a couple of weeks and you better believe Alejandro was super jealous. Unsurprisingly, Soap and Gaz also argued about it

• Horangi didn't even know the game until he saw König play one day. The latter finds it quite relaxing, especially because of the animals and chance to decorate. He's that one player who has a bunch of decorations all over his farm, somehow looking horribly out of place yet put together at the same time. He's also the friend who helps with requests and does the best he can at Valley season. He feels bad every time he can't feed his animals, so he always makes sure he has every crop and component needed for stuff he has to make. Sometimes the game stresses him out like that, but it's mostly to help his mind relax

• Horangi forgets to play a lot to be honest. He only started because König begged him until he gave in, but he can't be bothered enough to play all the time when off duty. Even then, his farm is simple but effective: buys only the stuff he needs and doesn't really care about additional details (yes, König takes offense to how plain his game looks)

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Cod: mw ii characters as type of kisses (pt. 1)

Pairing: gender neutral reader / kyle "gaz" garrick, phillip graves, john "soap" mactavish, john price

Words: around 2.1k

Warnings: slightly suggestive themes, other than that just fluff

A/N: this work was inspired by some posts I have seen years ago, but unfortunately I couldn't find the original sources anymore :(

Kyle "Gaz" Garrick - "in the moment kiss"

Maybe you were arguing about something, or talking about another niche topic for the fifth time that day; either way, you looked way too alluring not to kiss.

"I just don't get it you know? Why would they name the fruit pineapple?"

It was just another day he spent at home with you between missions, enjoying the quality time you two could share together. As usual, you've been going off about the mentioned topic for a few minutes now, trying to prove your point to him about how it made no sense to call the fruit pineapple — naturally, you were sure your opinion was correct on the matter.

So utterly absorbed in your own thoughts, gesturing with your hands and all, you didn't realize how your boyfriend was staring at you the whole time. Gaz always looked at you like you hung the stars above, enhancing the night sky with them — you did, if he was to answer. His gaze was burning in the best way possible, filling you with warmth whenever he set his sight on you. You weren't sure if he knew the effect he had on you, but judging by his smirk sometimes, it was likely.

Within a few seconds after your question, your rambling got swiftly interrupted by a palm on your cheek, gently turning your head towards his direction. Before you could say anything about it — protest, most likely — warm lips pushed onto yours, effectively cutting off the train of thought you were riding. You made a confused noise somewhere in the back of your throat, not having anticipated the motion, but it turned into a content sigh as you soon melted into the kiss — just like every time your mouths connected and you got lost in everything that was him.

Gaz kissed like you were a treasure to cherish, like he was afraid that if he stopped touching you, you'd never let him close again. He was passionate, eager, pressing into you like he wanted to stay in your embrace forever. Somehow, he never failed to stay considerate even during times like this; when his hands anchored you to his front, grabbing hold of your waist and neck to keep you in place, bodies so close to each other you could feel his heartbeat against your own chest.

All the same, when you only just seperated for air, he chased after your lips, craving more physical contact. Always more, more, more. It was like he was drawn to you, as if you were the siren luring him into the waters with your ethereal beauty. He never got enough of you.

When he leaned in for yet another kiss, you put a hand on his chest, only slightly applying pressure, knowing it would still get the message across about needing oxygen back in your lungs.

"What was that for?"

"You looked beautiful."

It was him initiating the kisses in the first place, yet he sounded so out of breath, like he hadn't taken a lungful in years. Even now, he looked at you like you were the most precious thing he has ever seen or held in his arms. It took your breath away too, no matter how long you've been together.

Safe to say, the topic of pineapples was long forgotten by the time he finally let go of you — although not for long.

Phillip Graves - "unbreakable kiss"

You shouldn't have been doing what you were, both of you knew. And yet, you couldn't find it in yourself to break things off, especially when he whispered so sweetly in your ear every time you gave him the chance to do so.

The corridors leading through the base were non-stop busy, Shadows and oftentimes Officials roaming them during the day. It was only expected, for a facility with such a high importance couldn't have gone unmonitored, no matter the hour. Thankfully, you had a little secret up your sleeve to avoid the passage of people, one that someone else also liked to get advantage of.

Tucked into one of the rarely visited corridors — only used for supply closets — your figure stood overshadowed by a taller, more defined body. If someone was to walk by, they would surely be shocked, seeing the easily recognizable blond locks tussled, free of the usual hair gel that kept them in place. They seemed longer now, almost like they were hidden all these time from the prying eyes of others. The knowledge that you were the only one seeing him like this made your chest ache, yearn with emotions you were too afraid to think about for too long.

No one visited these hidden, out of place corridors only during cleaning shifts, meaning you weren't afraid of anyone walking on you doing what was definitely forbidden, or the very least heavily downlooked.

You had no time to deeply think about such things like being discovered though, not when his teeth kept biting down, giving a welcomed stinging feeling to your already swollen lips.

"Can't get enough of you baby."

Graves liked to flatter, to see you fall apart under him slowly. He was a master of playing his cards right, knowing exactly how to push and where. The knowledge that you would have to get back to work after he was done with you made his blood run hot and a dangerous heat coil in his abdomen. Just thinking about the possibility of someone discovering you two, realizing what he was doing to you, making you feel was enough to drive him crazy.

"Don't tease Graves."

You really should have expected to be met with a cocky smirk, his lips curling into a mocking smile. It was only usual from him, after all.

"Why would I do that, when you give up so easily anyways."

You wanted to retort, you really did, but he cut your thoughts short with a knee between your legs and a warm palm against your throat. Not gripping or pushing, never outside of his room, just keeping it planted there. As if he was commanding "Still". Who were you to resist?

Sometimes you hated yourself for obeying so easily. You yielded too fast, you knew. Yet, there wasn't enough strength in you to stop him, not when his touch made you feel things no one else was able to.

John "Soap" MacTavish - "distracting kiss"

It didn't matter how many times he did the same thing, you never failed to subtly lose and let him have the win, even if you saw his plan from miles away. You liked to see him happy and if it cost losing a game, you were more than content to let him have the victory.

It wasn't unusual for Soap to try to sabotage you while racing or competing for something. He was prone to mischief and thanks to his competitive nature, games often felt much more high-skate than they were supposed to. You didn't mind that too much though, it was always fun playing something with or against him.

This particular afternoon you two decided to play Mario Kart, getting the idea from an advertisement you heard a few hours prior. After every task was completed for the day, both of your afternoons were free of any other chores, leaving you with a few spare hours to spend. Neither of you owned many games, but luckily Soap managed to get his hands on some stuff — sorry Gaz — so now you were able to play.

Some friendly banter and a few rounds later, the score on the monitor showed how you were a point ahead of him. He thought that just wouldn't do, the little voice in his head egging him on to win against you. So naturally, he came up with a plan that was guaranteed to reap him the victory. He knew it always worked, no matter how many times he had used it on you — not suspecting that maybe that was because you let him get away with it.

When the sound of the next game starting alerted you to focus on the screen, Soap waited for you to get immersed in the race. When your whole attention was on the TV, he put his controller down and leaned over to put a big kiss on your cheek. He didn't stop there, diving back to give you more and more, not letting up even for a second. His kisses were intentionally sloppy, leaving wet spots on your face. He even went as far to use his tongue and lick a stripe up your cheeks, making you screech at him to stop. It wasn't serious of course, you were uncontrollably giggling under his ministrations, trying really hard to focus on the game. It was near impossible though, with how quickly he moved to your nose and ears, tickling them with his breath and messy kisses.

"Soap stop!"

Of course, the moment you put the controller down, he wound his arms around your body and went crazy, kissing all over your neck, shoulders and just anywhere he could reach. You were laughing earnestly under him, your voice cracking and tears gathering in your eyes thanks to how hard your frame shook with your giggles and pleas for him to stop already.

In the end the game was long forgotten, screen going dark over the two cuddling figures on the couch. He truly loved when you were this happy, and if it only took a few kisses and him losing the game, then so be it. Your happiness was more important than his pride anyways.

John Price - "early morning kiss"

He's always been seemingly distant, hard and rugged around the edges. In the rare mornings you spent together, he was always soft and caring; the complete opposite of what people thought of him. It was only then, and only for you.

You've never been a picky person. It wasn't in your nature to demand things you didn't have, to yearn for something that wasn't in any way available for you. It was pointless dwelling on what if's and illusions, staying focused on the present worked way better — you suspected that was part of the reason he found himself drawn to you.

Still, in these scarce moments, you let yourself imagine if you were.

It was barely past 6 in the morning, way too early for someone like you to be awake, much less on a Sunday. There was no way you were going to go back to sleep despite that, not when you had a rare opportunity like this with him.

Price — your John — was quietly snoring next to you, a heavy arm slung over your stomach and head buried between your shoulder and collarbone. His beard slightly scratched your bare skin with every even breath he took — puff, puff, puff — gradually making you drowsy again. You didn't want to go back to the dreamland right now, but you appreciated how he could calm and lull you even in his sleep.

He looked calm like this; the hard lines on his face gone, the angry furrow of his brows absent, annoyed scowl invisible. Price always seemed much younger while resting, when he didn't hold the whole weight of the world on his shoulders. These times, he didn't. There, in your bed and deep asleep, he was just another man. Not a Captain, not a soldier, not a provider: he was ordinary.

You couldn't help basking in the moment, just contently existing next to him in a quiet fashion. Your eyes traced his face over and over again, gaze always ending up on his mouth, slowly moving as he was breathing in and out. Not quite snoring, just having deep relaxed breaths like one makes deep in sleep.

You didn't want to touch him in fear of disturbing his well-earned rest, didn't dare to, but the want to plant a kiss on his lips never truly left the jumbled mess of your thoughts.

It must have been minutes, you noted, when you finally had to stifle a yawn. You decided a few more hours wouldn't hurt in the end, and turned to get into a comfortable position to return to a land of dreams.

"Got tired of me, love?"

His morning voice never failed to send shivers all over your body, no matter how many times you heard it before. Barely moments after he just woke up, his accent heavy and clouded with sleep, voice scratchy like gravel, but in a good, rumbling way — you loved it more than anything. If God's angels had a voice, you were sure they sounded like this.

"Never."

And that was the truth.

As you turned back to look at him, he already had his eyes open and looking at you. His irises were still brimming with dreams, but a slight smile was already playing on his lips. Soft and loving.

"Good."

He leaned in close, just barely touching your lips with his. It wasn't anything special or long, he didn't put much effort in it; yet, it meant more to you than anything else he could ever give.

"Morning darlin'."

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Hii loved your Alex headcannons, could you please do some more but maybe some nsfw ones?

Glad you enjoyed them, I'd be more than happy to deliver :)

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NSFW Alex Keller headcanons (Pt.1?)

Warnings: 18+! Minors dni! Graphic smut (y'all know the drill), gender neutral reader, but mentions of both afab and amab genitals

A/N: Seems like it's time to unleash my unhinged headcanons on this blog too ;)

• In my mind, Alex is a giver in all aspects of life. He tends to put others before himself — and he does it subtly, sneaky bastard — and that wouldn't be any different in a relationship, be it romantic or purely sexual

• Alex is heavy on consent, as he knows sometimes he can get carried away despite having great self control

• Before trying anything new, he's going to wait for clear consent and your allowance to carry on. The first few times you are together, he will often ask if you're okay to continue or if you feel good during the act

• Never be afraid to say no to him or ask for a break. Your comfort is the most important thing for him

• He's willing to try almost everything. Don't be afraid to bring ideas up, the least he will do is try them out to see if you both enjoy it. He's not really into the rougher side of things, but would try if you asked

• Alex prefers having sex in either one of your rooms, or just a similarly private place. It doesn't have to have a bed either, but he's not into the idea of anyone catching you in the act

• He likes to draw things out, and he can do that best in a comfortable environment. If he's pent up or reeling from a mission, he might go for a quickie to release his emotions, but otherwise he's going to take his sweet time with you

• He leans towards being dominant, but switching also works in his books

• He likes to take initiative, to make you feel good before he thinks about his own pleasure. Knowing he can make you feel good gets him going too, sometimes it's enough to make himself come with only grinding onto a surface

• If you take the lead, he won't be shy to express his desires. Alex isn't afraid to admit how much he enjoys being fucked, neither is he too timid to ask for permission to touch you when then power is in your hands

• He begs beautifully those times and you can only shut him up with stuffing his mouth full. Otherwise, his noises will be constant and loud enough to keep anyone awake who happens to hear it

• Generally he's vocal in bed, but only truly loud when he's the one receiving. He will keep talking, muttering into your ear, letting you hear his breath hitch and groans pour out from his mouth

• He's a sweet talker if you've ever seen one. Deep inside you, having your hands or mouth on him; he never seems to be able to stop the words from spilling out

• Heavy on praise, but if you beg him enough he can be mean — his voice always stays sickly sweet at first, then gradually drops until he all but growls into your ear about how much of a whore you are and how messy you're making him

• He's not possessive by nature, but seeing you covered in marks he has made makes him feel some type of way. He loves leaving his signature on you, be it hickeys, bite marks or bruises (or cum for that matter)

• It makes him weak in the knees when he can cum on your body. Chest, thighs, face, it doesn't matter as long as he can see it glisten on your skin — and if you lick it off and put on a show, he's going to ruin you for good

• Alex loves when you suck him off. At first he'd be too flustered to ask you knowing his size, but seeing you on your knees, pretty lips wrapped around his dick gets him impossibly riled up. And if you deepthroat him — you are in for a treat later

• His favorite position is the simple but practical missionary. He loves to see your face twist in pleasure, and being pressed close together never fails to make him shudder against you, especially when you squeeze down around him

• This is a man who's going to eat you out not only for your pleasure, but his own too. If he could suffocate between your legs, he'd gladly do so. And that facial hair feels amazing on your sensitive skin. Your noises also go straight to his cock, and seeing your blissed out expression never fails to make him even harder than before if that's possible

• Alex likes to tease and edge. As mentioned before, the mustache is heaven on your naked body, but after he's spent minutes, hours between your legs, it's going to leave marks on your skin. He loves to give you a reminder like that

• I can't get the imagine out of my head where he licks whipped cream off his mustache, making a point of showing his tongue and being as seductive as he can help me-

• He's not cruel with his affections and nowhere near as patient as he'd like to be when taking his time with you; when it comes to you, often he just can't wait

• He's still going to make a crying, writhing mess out of you before even thinking about making you cum though

• Or the other way around for that matter. Depends on his mood, but you're either going to beg for him to finally let you cum, or he's going to make you see stars at least five times before considering stopping and giving you a break

• He's also one to tease you in public, in front of others. A sly hand over your ass, squeezing your waist when he passes you, whispering seductively into your ear, he's going to do it all just to get a reaction out of you

• He's not into exhibition though, he'd never expose you or himself like that (even if you ask, he's most likely going to feel uncomfortable with the idea)

• The cheeky bastard has stamina for days. If he cums he needs a few moments to get going again, but when it comes to pleasuring you he's always ready to go

• He's average girth, has more length that he knows how to put to good use. And you can bet he keeps himself neatly trimmed down there too

• One of his weak spots are his nipples. He himself is a boob man to begin with, but when it's his chest being played with there's no denying how much he enjoys it

• If you're fucking him, press down on his belly to feel yourself inside; I promise he's going to beg you to do it again

• Size difference does something to him. Be it that you're larger than him and can easily manhandle him, or that he's the stronger and physically bigger one; both make heat coil in his abdomen

• He's not much into roleplay or anything authority related, but if you call him sir in a heated moment — with his dick down your throat — he might just to lose his mind

• Definitely has a hair pulling kink. If you yank him up for a kiss after he ate you out, or bury your hand in his roots and pull, he will lose himself in the pleasure

• He's into the idea of bondage, but only if it's light. He wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable, even if he himself is really into the idea of you tying him up

• He's also into sensory deprivation, mostly on himself. He loves wearing a blindfold when he's completely at your mercy, not knowing what your next move might be

• He just likes being dominated alright? Don't blame him

• He won't choke you (again, only if you ask), but likes to keep his hand around your throat

• Amazing at aftercare. You are sore? Let him help and massage your body. You want water? He already has an unopened bottle waiting for you. You want to clean up? Let him help, he'd be happy to run a bath or wipe you over gently with a wet cloth

• I can promise he won't ever let the situation get awkward or uncomfortable. He knows when to make lighthearted jokes, when to reassure or start small talk. Doesn't matter if you are in the middle of sex or you've long finished, he's going to make you feel cared for and appreciated

• Not to mention that he lives for after sex cuddles. Alex is heavy on physical affection, so he will take all the time he can get to be close to you

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i really enjoy your headcanons! Can you pleeeaaassee do it for my baby boy Alex :,) i love the ones with Alex. Love youu!!!

Thank you, I'm really glad you like them! Here are some more of my thoughts about Alex :)

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General Alex Keller headcanons (Pt.1)

Warnings: slight mentions of canon typical violence

A/N: there are so many mentions of food in this?? I'm sorry, I just have some very specific thoughts about him lol

• I'm a firm believer this man runs hot like a furnace no matter the season. In the summer he should be suffering, but somehow he's used to the heat

• Dog person. When people say dogs look like their owners they are talking about him. He probably owns a beige labrador or a golden retriever

• He's good with most animals, but bigger ones like cows or horses kinda intimidate him. Only at first though, when he gets to spend some time with them he really enjoys their presence

• The only animals he really dislikes are birds. No specific reason, he just does

• He's somewhat an artistic soul; he likes to write song lyrics (although he can't really sing), design new tattoos for himself, try to scribble poems

• Alex loves specifically the pink cotton candy. As a kid he used to eat them often and they are still a comfort food of his

• Despite that, he likes salty and savory things over sweets

• An exception is vanilla pudding because he could eat it for the rest of his life. His second favorite is the caramel flavour

• He also looks like the average honey-mustard chicken enjoyer. With pasta. You know what, I think he LOVES any kinds of pasta

• He's also a fruit lover, his favorites are tangerines and strawberries. He totally eats his apple slices with peanut butter too

• Loves pizza even when he knows it's stereotypical. His mother used to make really good home made ones when he was younger and he never really grew out of the "I can eat a whole pizza in one sitting" phase

• Also, when he's drunk he always craves pizza, no matter where they are or how much he had to drink

• Speaking of, he can hold his tequila but weak to beer. Shots do almost nothing to him, but a few beers and he's down

• When he's drunk and gets together with Gaz and/or Soap, everyone is going to suffer from their volume and pranks. The amount of bullshit that can come out of their mouths those times is honestly impressive

• Still, he's king of respecting women tbh. If there is someone who's going to be polite and won't cross any boundaries even when in a pub shitfaced, it's him

• Alex is one of the worst when it comes to gossip because he wants to know all the tea. It's hilarious when he tells something he just heard to Farah and she already knows

• He's naturally easy-going and laidback, most know him for his friendliness as a close second to his abilities

• He's really good with kids. Alex is like the fun cousin you only meet at family gatherings, but those times he teaches you some tricks and tells the best stories you will forever remember

• He has one specific sniper rifle that he has gotten from his father at a young age. It can't usually be with him on missions because he has an assigned weapon, but when he can he takes the chance to use it on the field

• His favourite colors are green and red

• Most of his tattoos don't hold any deep meaning, only a few represent something/remind him of something/someone

• The codename Echo 3-1 is really close to his heart for some reason, if he could he'd keep it forever

• He's not a big fan of coffee, but still drinks it for the caffeine and out of habit

• He has occassional nightmares and night terrors (which soldier doesn't), but they are not as frequent as they used to be when he was younger

• Opposite of what others may believe, his hair takes like 5 minutes to style in the morning. Sometimes he puts some gel on it when it has already started to grow a little longer, but otherwise he just ruffles it and let's it do what it wants

• Some has told him before that he'd be a great leader, but Alex always denied it. He doesn't feel like he's cut out for that kind of responsibility

• He often bickers with Price, but only outside of missions. He's a pro at knowing when to take something seriously or joke about and that makes him really efficient in the field

• Alex often puts others before him, which almost cost him his life a few instances before. He doesn't think it would have been in vain though

• He loves to spend time in the nature, going on hikes, camping or hanging around the beach all day. Doesn't matter as long as he's outside

• As a kid, he tried to play football but hated it

• He used to be really good at math, but somehow as he got older he just gradually became worse

• In school he was the best at geography, communications and for a while math (as mentioned)

• He doesn't per se have a problem with flying, but would much rather travel through cars or other vehicles on the ground. They are much more comfortable, even if he likes being high up (hence his sniper position)

• When he was a kid, he didn't think about joining the army, although his father was a marine. He thought he was going to get a scholarship somewhere with his sport abilities or just land a decent place at a regular university. Turns out life had different plans, but he didn't regret it one bit

• He's totally the type to use emojis like 💀 and🧍🏻‍♀️ or the crying one when he laughs at something

• He's great at household chores and keeping the place running

• Alex can't exactly cook, but he can adjust just a few ingredients in a boxed food mix. It always turns out heavenly and no one can tell he didn't make all of it

• Deals well with horror movies but doesn't really like them

• Okay this last one if really specific and random at the same time, but he 100% eats the little chocolate roll things out of this wafer mix and no one can convince me otherwise

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Gaz and Soap texting be like

Have these while I work on something better

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Call of Duty characters as text posts (Pt.7)

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Call of Duty characters as text posts (Pt.6)

Ghost x Soap edition (yes, again)

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Random TF 141 + friends headcanons (Pt.3)

Warnings: none

• Rodolfo likes the color purple and owns a few clothes (shirts and hoodies) in those shades

• Soap doesn't like to pay with coins because they are too much hassle to count

• Gaz used to have a backpack covered in different pins back in high school, but he'd rather die than let anyone see it. He claims he went through some apparently cringe phases (bet one of them was Hamilton)

• Farah's favourite flowers are sunflowers

• Alex really enjoys chocolate, especially the good German ones (if him and König were friends, they would 100% bond over that)

• Ghost wouldn't be caught dead smiling at cat videos, especially if they are ones Soap sent him

• Price does the thing sometimes where he has to hold the phone away from his face to see the screen

• Gaz and Soap often argue because the latter loves grape flavoured stuff, while Kyle thinks they are a curse against mankind

• Alex has personal beef with cactuses because 1: every time he had one it died, despite him doing everything he was supposed to and 2: once he accidentally leaned on one with an open palm and it absolutely ruined his left hand for days

• Price is a pro at tetris, the old man can beat anyone

• Once when drunk, Alex and Gaz stole a stop sign. It's still on Kyle's wall and nobody bats an eye anymore

• Valeria often steals from big chain stores because "fuck the capitalism" (says the cartel boss but oh well)

• Alejandro hates apple pie because his relatives used to feed him constantly with it

• Rodolfo used to constantly drink coffee to fight the exhaustion, but the caffeine doesn't affect his body anymore (he drinks black tea now)

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General König headcanons (Pt.1)

Warnings: mentions of canon typical violence, anxiety, overthinking

A/N: he's such a great character, even if 90% of his personality is fanon. Also this is a bit long sorry, he's occupying half of my thoughts

• His anxiety makes him a little awkward around people, since he tends to stumble over words and fidget with his hands. With new people/strangers it's kind of a feat for him to get the words out, but he's already way better than how he used to be. The military - surprisingly or not - helped his self-esteem

• That doesn't mean he's not capable of holding a conversation though. Once he starts rambling, it's straight up hard to get him to stop talking. Not to mention he's an amazing listener, the kind who asks questions or pipes up here and there

• Once he's comfortable enough around someone, he won't stop cracking jokes and being his cheeky self. He's actually funny I promise

• He's a sassy little shit, but only when high on adrenaline or worked up. When he doesn't have to think, just act works way better for him, even if he gets embarrassed about the things he said afterwards

• Pretty sure he has ADHD with all the restless energy and fidgeting. I also think his body reacts to caffeine the same way mine does: he just gets even more sluggish and tired

• However, don't give him sugary drinks like coke, because that makes him even more jumpy and overanxious. He can never seem to figure out what to do with the plus energy that runs in his veins

• He overthinks so much it's a problem. His brain is constantly asking itself if what he's about to do will be good enough, if what he said wasn't awkward, if something he did was inaccurate or not

• Thanks so that he zones out often, just staring into the open world. Most of the time he doesn't mean to stare at anyone, he's just thinking and lost in his own head

• Despite all of that, he's really skilled at what he does. None of his anxiety slips into the field, he always works efficiently and without failure. He either overthinks before missions or after them, but the adrenaline makes him almost a completely different person

• König adores animals (much more than people). He can often be seen with strays, feeding them between missions if he's able and petting them

• Absolutely hates public transport and he's really glad he basically never has to use it (people stare at him because of his height in public enough anyways, thank you so much)

• He loves oranges and other citrus fruits. There is no deep reason for this really

• He doesn't sleep all that much because his brain likes to keep him up at ungodly hours, but he deals with exhaustion fairly well (the years of routine)

• Sometimes when it does get to him, he has to get away and be alone, otherwise he would get a breakdown in public

• He cries more than he likes to admit, but it's a quick way to get the emotions out of his system (next to training ofc)

• His favourite season is winter. He grew up in Austria where it's generally chilly, so he's used to the cold. Not to mention how happy he gets when seeing snow (and celebrating Christmas)

• He loves getting cozy under warm blankets; the warmth and added weight makes him feel safe and comfortable. It usually only takes a few minutes for him to fall asleep this way, because his brain quiets down

• He constantly bumps into stuff and never fails to apologize or curse at them (yes, to/at inanimate objects)

• That also includes bumping his head into doorframes. No, it's not funny anymore

• Loves flowers. As a kid he used to be allergic to some of them, but he somehow grew out of it

• Loves colorful stuff, be it pillows, candy, clothes etc. He only has a few things like that with him at work, but his room at home is full of colors

• Loooves those sticky notes with silly shapes, especially when they are animals

• Really enjoys roadtrips. He loves nature and being out calms him, not to mention how good he sleeps on the backseats of cars

• He almost constantly has some kind of cold or stuffed nose, but it doesn't affect his work or mood in any way anymore

• He has very specific taste in music, food, literature etc, he just doesn't often share his opinion on things, only if someone directly asks. After years of bullying, he learned not to speak his mind. Fortunately as more time goes by, he gradually unlearns that and talks about himself more bravely

• Hates confrontation and tries to never get into any form of arguments

• When he yawns, his jaw makes a weird clicking noise

• Enjoys comic books and as a kid he used to collect a bunch of them

• He has a tattoo somewhere on his body where it's not visible in clothes. It's most likely either his favourite quote, or something that means much to him

• He's a fast learner. König is quick to pick up on stuff when it comes to fighting techniques, crafting stuff or noticing someone's mannerisms. He struggles a bit with languages, but he's trying his best

• I have no idea about the canon part, but in my head he's always going to be left handed

• He's an introvert, prefers to spend time alone or with people close to him. Likes going outdoors when it's something to do with nature (hikes, walks in the park etc.), but would rather not socialize

• Surprisingly good at handling spicy food, although he rarely eats them

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i really enjoy your headcanons! do you have any others planned or that you're working on? i'd love to see more of them!

Thank you so much! I always have something in the works, currently I'm writing König and Ghost headcanons. A few days and they should be posted! :)

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General Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra headcanons (Pt.1)

Warnings: none

A/N: I am desperate for more content with him

• Has seen Alejandro eat shit so many times that he doesn't even laugh anymore, just shakes his head and sometimes asks if he's okay

• His jokes are either sarcastic or the worst dad jokes, but Alejandro thinks they are the most hilarious thing ever. Him and Ghost also share a similarly deadpan humor, so they often bond over that in their own way

• He really likes pink bubblegum and he can blow bubbles with them too

• He loves mint flavoured stuff, but his favourite flavours are definitely strawberry and raspberry (be it candy, ice cream or any similar)

• He's your typical calm driver, somehow he never gets road rage

• As a kid, he used to have a favourite bear plush that he still has and takes care of (makes sure it's clean etc)

• He used to be the child who always shared his lunch and snacks with others

• That doesn't mean he stopped giving, far from it: he regularly donates to charity and visits animal shelters when he can

• He might seem harmless at first, but he deserves his title as Sergeant Major. Everyone knows there is something off about him, it's like a well-known secret, so nobody tries to mess with him (or Alejandro for that matter). Those who do? Their future will not be so bright

• Can't for the life of him style his hair, so he just lets it do its thing every morning without fussing over it too much

• His poker face is better than anyone else's on the team (except Ghost, but no one can beat him anyways)

• Speaking of poker, Los Vaqueros sometimes have poker nights. Rudy keeps the high score with the most wins, which makes Alejandro a little jealous because he can't beat him. When they were still in the same unit with Valeria, her and Rodolfo often had multiple hour long games where nobody was brave enough to chime in

• Really good at puzzles and logical games, he can solve a rubik's cube under five minutes

• He's always been fascinated by planes and for a while wanted to be a pilot

• He's a firm believer that natural medicine is much better than it's counterparts, and anything he comes up with when someone is sick always works better than whatever they originally got prescripted

• Some call him "wizard" or similar nicknames for that, but he doesn't mind the jokes too much

• Has personal beef with tequila. He got so drunk off it once he didn't remember anything from the night before and had the worst hangover of his life

• Loves unusual looking animals, specifically penguins for some reason

• He has a morning and night routine that he keeps, and doesn't like when they don't go as he planned

• He's really good at decorating stuff, especially when it comes to furnishing. Probably half of Alejandro's house was decorated by him

• He's an amazing cook and it's basically a hobby for him. Loves spending time in the kitchen and thinking about new recipes

[moonshinemusings]

I just saw the 141 as friends hc and I have good news for konig

There are loads of bee species where the men have no stingers. There's also solitary species which are overall way less likely to sting because they aren't protecting a queen or hive. Those ones also tend to be bigger and have varying colors. I like to think he'd enjoy the mourning bee or teddy bear bee.

Oh wow, thank you for the info! I myself really like bees, and yet I haven't really researched the ones that may not be able to sting. I know some of them won't attack you in order to protect their hive or similar, but I didn't know there were species that overall don't have the means to sting you. I blame my laziness honestly lol

Also now I'm a little disappointed those little guys aren't indigenous in my country, because just look at them!

First one is the mourning bee, and the second is the teddy bear bee. How an insect can be so adorable is beyond me :')

Now both me and König can be reassured that bees won't hurt us, at least if we meet these fluffy guys!

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Random TF 141 + friends headcanons (Pt.2)

Warnings: none

• Soap makes amazing pancakes. There are many videos of him trying to flip them over and failing, but that's not the point-

• Speaking of, Farah has so many vids that can be used as blackmail. She can never catch Price or Ghost doing something dumb enough for it, but the others are unfortunate victims

• König loves butterflies. Most bugs freak him out, but he finds them beautiful and peaceful. At the same time he loves bees, he really does, but he's really scared of being stung (even though it has never happened before)

• Roach, being true to his name, finds bugs really fascinating. He owns at least one metal pin of a roach that's for sure. The others also often gift him little things resembling insects

• Alejandro and Rodolfo used to sit on the roof and watch the stars together a lot as kids

• Gaz really likes swimming, especially when he can do it in the sea

• The team has UNO nights where the table ends up flipped over regularly (usually by Alejandro)

• Soap shouldn't be taken to the cinema because he talks through the movies. All. The. Time.

• Farah is really clumsy in heels since she never needed to learn how to walk in them. She'd rather die than try though. Meanwhile, Valeria could run and kill a man without ever worrying about falling or breaking her ankles

• And honestly? I think Gaz would rock the heels too, if only after a little practice

• Ghost finds sharks fascinating, especially the aspect of how many people are scared of them when they are mostly harmless

• Soap, Gaz and Alex really enjoy the Deadpool movies, they often quote lines at each other

• Graves is a Backstreet Boys enjoyer (honestly can't blame him)

• Rodolfo adores those little, fluffy white dogs that look like rats whenever they are bathed

• Put Soap in a dance circle and he's going to make a fool out of himself, but somehow slay at the same time

• Alex likes drawing tattoo ideas that he wants to get later, or simply just feel like making. Doodling calms him

• Farah takes zero shit (like Gaz), so when there is a banter with someone it can quickly turn into a heated argument or some firm words from her

• Price is a certified McDonald's hater. Calls it fake food and complains about the quality and taste constantly

• Ghost likes horror movies and laughs at them, but only when they don't have some specific scenes (I don't think I have to elaborate)

• Soap has random shit on him all the time. Once he pulled out a lollipop from his vest and started eating it on the heli towards a mission

• Most of the team plays Hay Day. They are on each other's friend lists, but Rodolfo is the only one who actually helps the others

• Alejandro builds his farm like he would in real life and tries to make it realistic, while Rudy does the same. He cares more about the cute animals though, he probably has like 10 dogs and cats

• Gaz tried to get Price to play, but he cut his whole career short because the Captain started to get obsessed and wouldn't put the phone down

• Soap always brags about how good his farm is, meanwhile Ghost quietly sits in the background with like +30 levels on him. He often plays when he can't sleep so he's ahead of everyone

• Alex and Farah kind of bond over the game, they have one shared account because neither of them spend too much time playing. They often have childish arguments over things like where they should put certain decorations, but always end up finding a compromise (Alex lets her get away with a lot in this sense)

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General Kyle "Gaz" Garrick headcanons (Pt.1)

Warnings: mentions of canon typical violence, overthinking

A/N: Where my Gaz lovers at

• Actually likes the color pink, but would never reveal that about himself. He knows the others would never stop teasing him about it, especially Soap

• Has called Price dad and Laswell mom at least once in his life on accident. They weren't mad about it just a bit confused, but he felt embarrassed beyond words

• His social skills just disappear when he needs to interact with women. He's a little awkward to begin with, he tends to keep to himself around new people, but with beautiful women he literally just forgets how to speak sometimes

• Low alcohol tolerance, but not as bad as Soap. He's a happy drunk who gets very energetic and outgoing, not having anything to hold himself back. After he reaches a point though, he just starts crying and nobody knows why (probably all his pent up emotions breaking out)

• Actually good at karaoke, although he only takes it serious when drunk. He will often hum under his breath during missions though, not even noticing he's doing it

• A Britney Spears and Pitbull fan. You cannot tell me he wouldn't also listen to Michael Jackson and CupcakKe

• They also listen to Lady Gaga with Soap frequently

• A cheeky little shit when he wants to be and sometimes he has these roasting competitions with Soap. Most of the time he wins them

• He's the type to like romcoms. He just enjoys the jokes and the lighthearted fun, and deep down he's a romantic by heart

• Can outdance everyone in the team, he has mad dance skills

• Can cook a few specific dishes really well, but he's not recommended in the kitchen if it's time for a new recipe. He's quick to learn though, just needs a few tries to get it right

• That also applies to everything else, he's a quick learner (Price grumbles it must be because he's still so young)

• He's the definition of a supportive friend. Any time the guys need someone to talk to he's there, even if words fail him sometimes

• The others often tease him about being the youngest and most inexperienced, but he knows it's all jokes. They make sure to praise him for good moves all the time, and they compliment him when they can

• He's a chill dude, it's not easy to make him angry. But if something can, it's people who try to give him shit

• Takes zero shit from anyone, not even from Price for that matter. He knows what he does right and wrong, he doesn't need anyone talking smack to/about him. No one makes him do stuff he doesn't want to either

• Watches soap operas with Alejandro and Rudy, even if he needs subtitles to understand anything

• Kids love him and are naturally drawn to him. He's easy-going and looks approachable most of the time, not to mention his humor is great too. He's patient with them, so that also helps

• Around the others, he often uses self deprecating jokes though. Sometimes Price is genuinely concerned

• He can braid bracelets out of those colorful strings and he's good at crafting stuff

• Likes the Predator movies [very personal headcanon of mine, I'd like to think he would really enjoy them]

• Believes in some spiritual stuff like zodiacs, but he's not that into it honestly. He just finds them cool

• He's deathly afraid of clowns. Literally nothing else scares him more

• A hockey fan. Always argues with Price (in a friendly matter ofc) about sports

• He's always liked baseball caps and beanies, he often wears them outside of jobs too

• At first he laughed at them, but now he's just annoyed of the Lewis Hamilton jokes/comparisons

• This line of work isn't for the weak and he had to go through some shit to get where he is today. There are things he doesn't want to talk about and keeps them behind closed doors (aka his own head), but he always pushes to stay kind-hearted and supportive of his friends. When his thoughts get to him, he gets closed off and tries to solve them alone, never wanting to make others feel down

• He often overthinks things, but that mostly happens outside of missions or after them. In the heat of the moment he doesn't have time to think too much about stuff, but in a calm situation? Oh boy

• He tries not to feel guilty or frustrated about things though, usually the team can help him think about something else (if nothing else, Soap will crack a really bad joke to lift the mood up)

• Loves hearing new languages and different accents, even when he doesn't understand them. Like with most things, he learns quickly enough

• This man has style, you can't convince me otherwise. Even when he wears the simplest outfit, he's looking great

• He never dresses to impress though. He likes comfortable clothes and ones that doesn't look worn out or too out of place for wherever he's going

• His favourite ice cream flavours are chocolate, peach and probably mint or something unusual

• He loves the smell of lavender, it never fails to help him relax. It reminds him of flower fields and warm embraces for some reason

• He's the best houseguest, never goes anywhere without having something to offer (like drinks, baked goods etc)

• Prefers to spend time with multiple friends and groups of people over one-on-one time

• He can't sleep if there is any light in the room. Unfortunately on missions he can't control that, so he has a really hard time falling asleep and resting

• Loves caramel popcorn and basically anything that's caramel flavoured

• He has one of those simple phone cases, probably a dark blue or black

• The Monster INC movie used to be his favourite as a kid, along with Lion King

• Used to play FNAF with his friends and get scared shitless by the jumpscares

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TF 141 + friends during Christmas headcanons (with s/o included) (Pt.2)

Warnings: none

A/N: Merry Christmas everyone! I hope you enjoy these <3

Alejandro Vargas

• Doesn't like the cold, if he could he'd stay inside until it turned warmer again

• He thinks snow is beautiful, but only when he doesn't get any on himself or his stuff. Loves watching it snowing from inside the house though

• Despite that, one of his favourite holidays is still Christmas, because family means everything to him and every year he can celebrate with everyone he loves

• Traditions mean a lot to him, so that's another big factor

• He's a talented cook, so most of the food will be either put on the table by him, or he's going to encourage you to help him/make your own traditional dishes so you can enjoy both

• One of his love languages is also cooking for you, so it's beneficial for the both of you lol

• He's cheeky and likes hanging mistletoes over doors, hoping you two will step under them at the same time

• Likes lighting candles - even scented ones - while bunking down with blankets and reading, listening to soft Christmas music or just relaxing together after a long day

• You can't help but tease him when he puts on multiple layers before going out because he looks bulkier than usual, but somehow he pulls even that look off

• Has an angelic voice when he sings Christmas songs, and when he softly plays his guitar while humming them.. that's truly heavenly

• He's willing to wear silly hats, deer antlers or ugly sweaters even to work, but they always tease him

• That's fine though, he just makes everyone wear something silly too

• He also has matching sweaters with Rudy (like the ones with half of a deer on each or something similar)

• He always makes sure his brothers can get home to celebrate the holidays with their families. Usually him and Rudy are the only ones left at base during the last few days with a few stand-bye guys

• The festive mood around the base is never prohibited because he knows the men will still focus on their jobs at hand. He lets them hang ornaments, make small decorations and joke around

• They also have a small plastic tree that they put up in the main quarters every year. As Colonel, he gets to put the star on the top every time without fail

• He pays attention to either leave small gifts for his men or let them get away with more than usual and let them off the hook more

• Family celebrations include: meeting a bunch of relatives (many kids too), swapping meaningful presents, trying traditional dishes and drinking home made liquor and similar alcoholic drinks

• His family is really welcoming, but if you don't want to spend Christmas with them that's okay with him

• He might get upset about that at first, but eventually he's going to understand if you reason with him

• His presents are never something big in physical means, but they are always very thoughtful and heartwarming. Some examples include real silver earrings, matching scarves with your initials sewn on them (you got the A.V. one and he got yours), your favourite choice of drink with a new parfume you liked at the shop etc.

• He doesn't expect anything in return, but if he gets something he's really going to cherish it

• His lips tend to get chapped during the cold weather, so you should give him a nice flavoured chapstick. He's going to use it 100% and you will have the luck to see his lips all plump and soft, tasting like fruits or something similarly pleasant

• He loves Christmas fairs and will always make time to go and enjoy them, preferably with you by his side (and with some hot drinks)

• Don't make him watch shitty movies because he's going to complain the entire time and it won't be a good experience

• There are a few movies he likes though, because they always watch them as a family tradition

--- ☃ ---

Rodolfo Parra

• Constant victim of Rudolf jokes, especially from Soap

• He swears he has seen Santa when he was like 5 and he never forgot about it

• Him and Alejandro usually write cards for their brothers and sometimes even their families

• He likes giving several smaller gifts rather than a big one. They are always leading up to the most important one, like following the calendar you will get 5 presents every day before Christmas, then one on that day

• Often gets emotional when receiving them though, it always makes him feel loved and appreciated

• They always celebrate together with Alejandro and their families, they have been since they were little. He won't get mad if you don't want to spend these days with them, but he's going to miss you from next to him

• Doesn't trust candles because they are a fire hazard, but he likes Christmas lights

• A pro at wrapping presents, he usually even signs them with a little heart following his name. He always finds adorable wrapping papers too

• He likes matching clothes, so naturally he's going to wear ugly sweaters with you. Bonus points if you find ones that are actually cute

• Makes gingerbread cookies of everyone on the team and gets all pouty when they get their head chomped off (khm Alejandro)

• He's a good cook, so at Christmas he's usually in the kitchen making dishes. He's more than happy to let you help and introduce you to his favourite meals

• Like the sneaky little shit he is, he's going to sneak small notes everywhere and watch you have various reactions. They will containt Christmas themed jokes or pick up lines and all of them are going to be horrible. They will be things like "I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you" or "What happens when Santa Claus gets stuck in a chimney? He gets Claustrophobia!"

• Loves cheesy Christmas songs and movies, even the really bad ones. He likes romantic movies and the holidays, so those two combined can make him really happy

• He still puts his boots out all the time because he forgets himself. It's adorable how bashful he becomes about it when he realizes though

• Will play with you in the snow, but he's usually the one to pay attention and warn you when you two are starting to get soaked and too cold

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König

• One of his favourite seasons is winter. He's used to the cold since he grew up in a generally chilly country so it never bothers him too much. It even reminds him of fond memories and his home

• Loves winter sports like ice skaing and skiing, altough he's not the best at them. He enjoys them though, falling down and everything

• He is the type to just sit and watch the snow falling for hours. He loves being buried under warm blankets, preferably with you in his arms while you two watch the snow and tell stories to each other

• König is generally warm, like a personal furnace, so cuddling with him is always amazing. But it's even better during winter, when you two are outside and you can just snuggle into his side to keep you warm

• He grew up with a lot of traditions and he'd be very happy to introduce you to them if yours aren't the same

• His family is pretty small, but they are really welcoming. If you decide to join him during the holidays, he's going to be overjoyed

• Often he forgets himself and stays outside for too long, usually without the proper clothing. His hands become freezing cold, his nose and face get a red tint and his lips turn a lighter shade. He looks cute like that, especially when he gets inside and realizes how cold he really is

• Always makes sure you get a present that you will like. He's stressing over the right one for weeks before Christmas, and only calms truly down when you reassure him that you love it when he gives it to you

• He gets really emotional if you gift him something in return. It's a further indication that you appreciate and love him and he's going to be overflown with positive emotions

• Loves hot chocolate, especially if you put marshmallows in it and cinnamon on top

• Now that I mentioned it, he loves everything that's cinnamon flavoured. He's also a big fan of Christmas candy

• He's going to wear a Santa hat around the house 24/7, but he will switch to deer antlers if you ask him to

• Loves cooking together with you. He's pretty good in the kitchen, and being able to cook with you gives him all the domestic feelings

• You can bet if you have a pet, he's going to spoil them and give them presents too

• It's laughable how easily he can reach the top of the Christmas tree, so you never have to worry about putting the star up

• Similar with the lights and mistletoes

• He gets super shy when you two end up under a mistletoe. His face gets all red and he stutters over words, but always gives you a sweet kiss

• Speaking of, kisses that taste like cinnamon and Christmas candy.. yeah <3

• He loves decorating, and often gets so into it, that you have to remind him that he's going to have to take them off when the holiday is over too. He always gets embarrassed, but you don't mind

• He likes seeing the city with all the lights up and such, but he'd rather stay at home with you, enjoying the holidays just the two of you. He doesn't like crowds anyways

• Every year you two take a picture of you at Christmas night, all dressed up with the tree in the background. All of these get put into frames and they all stand on top of the fireplace

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Alex

• The type of guy to find something positive in everything, so he enjoys the cold and snow to an extent

• Absolutely demolishes you in snowball fights, you have no chance of winning, only if he lets you

• He gets cold easily though, so you will see him wearing multiple layers with beanies and scarves on top

• He always acts like it doesn't bother him, but it's hilarious seeing him freezing and still being stubborn

• He doesn't really have traditions, only a few things other people do too (decorating the tree etc.)

• He's glad to join you in celebrating though, he loves seeing you happy and he'd do anything to bring you joy

• Cheesy presents that always come from his heart, even if they seem silly at first

• He's a little clumsy in the kitchen, but he'd love to assist you in cooking or to help with anything he can

• He adores Christmas cookies and sweets, if you don't pay attention he's going to eat them the very day you made them

• Willing to wear silly sweaters and similar for you, but only because the others can't see. He doesn't want to listen to all the teasing, even though he'd do the same to them

• He will sit down with you to watch bad Christmas movies, but he's going to constantly make fun of it and make you laugh. Honestly, he's going to be way funnier than whatever movie you're watching

• He likes sitting on the porch with a hot drink, having you by his side, just quietly existing together. He appreciates the calm moments the holiday day offs give him with you

• Sing cheesy Christmas songs to him please, he's going to get shy and bashful. After he gets through that, he's going to sing to you too though, putting how whole heart into it

• Somehow he always gets dumb ornaments to put on the tree (a dinosaur for example)

• They often get together during these times with Farah and he'd love to have you by his side

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Farah Karim

• It doesn't get too cold where she lives and snow is also rare. If you take her to your home country and there is snow, she's going to be mesmerized though

• She's not the best cook, but when it comes to baking she's a pro. She always decorates gingerbread cookies in a really cute way too

• She likes singing Christmas songs with you, dancing in the kitchen while making the dishes

• She's good at giving heartfelt presents, even when sometimes she doubts herself about it

• You two totally have matching PJs, at least one pair if not more

• The holidays are for family, and she'd be happy to invite you to their gatherings

• You two often end up slightly drunk on the couch while criticising bad movies and just having the time of your lives

• She just overall enjoys spending time with you, the holiday vibes are just a bonus really

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If you don't like the holidays (personal reasons or otherwise) or don't have anyone to spend them with, all of these guys are more than willing to be by your side. They are happy to take you to their family gatherings or to their teams, and they would never force you to celebrate something you wouldn't want to. They will always make sure you are comfortable with their ideas and their top priority will be your happiness :)