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Honestly, good for them
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if you're cold, the magnus institute manchester is cold, douse it is gasoline and light it on fire <3
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most notable times of being hit on by customers:
guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them
old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that
cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out
older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it
dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”
military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat
most notable time a customer did not ask me out:
a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”
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I know this is probably a long shot but is there any chance you'd write for Black Mask/Roman Sionis again? I've reread your fics for him so many times <3.
Bestie, I make no promises. But it's been ages since I wrote anything. Maybe I'll give it a go. You're definitely help to motivate me. What would you like it to be about?
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hard to believe there are actually people out there who think that big noses are ugly and unattractive … like what the fuck is wrong with you ?
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characters recognising a doppelganger/evil twin/shapeshifting imposter because they know the original so well is such a good trope
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Anon said: This one may be stupid but mine color change so I never know
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Feel free to tag your eye colour!
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the subtle way that the magnus protocol is building its horror like a apartment complex over the graveyard that is the magnus archives is soooo fascinating to me. I don't just mean the inclusion of gerry and gertrude or the fact that gwen is a bouchard, I mean just the faint brushes of tma everywhere: sam and alice are exes, just like jon and georgie. something about needles and his coy-but-flustered monologuing is reminiscent of michael and the other twinkifiable avatars in tma. sam trying to break through locked doors and what we know about door symbolism. colin and his jon-like descent into paranoia, and his melanie-ish casualness around (probably) doing illegal or dangerous things. alice making corny jokes and sounding ever-so-slightly like Tim. Lena and food versus Elias and cake. the narrative is haunting the narrative...oh dramatic irony, we're really in it now
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I drew this one a while back and never posted it here- but!!!!! now that my exams are over I'm bringing it back>:3
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Obsessed with the characters who stay light hearted and joyous but who have stolen it from the darkness. There is blood under their fingernails — there is pain under their eyes — there is hurt in their timeline and they have felt every blow. But they have refused to let it take their joy, their sun, their kindness, their heart. This. This is mine. This is the thing no one gets to touch. The people who are unbeatable simply because they will always look up from the ground with blood on their lip and a light in their eyes. And nothing can ever cut out the light in their chest. Nothing can touch their rebellious, boundless belief that the universe has a sense of humor. I stay silly, I stay open, I stay alive and alive and I lived when the whole world said otherwise. the dandelion in the pavement. The vine on the wall. I lived and I loved the inherent brokenness of a once whole thing and it was me, I was the thing that is whole no longer. I gave flowers to the darkness. I gave my soul to the light. 
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Your blog's title is now your villain origin story, wyd?
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Battle Royale of the Horrible Villain's
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Thank you to the person who suggested the theme this one's going to get spicy
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I haven't seen anyone talking about it, but why was Celia in the office on a Saturday night? And why was she looking up Mr. bonzo?? Celia please respond
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