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Eduardo: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

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Tom: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.

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Tord: I could kill you if I wanted.

Tom: Yeah? So could any other human being. So could a dog. So could a dedicated duck. You aren't special.

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Patryck: Hey, aren’t you Tord?

Tord: You a cop?

Patryck: No.

Tord: Then yes, I am.

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Mark: Look, Eduardo! It's the good Kush!

Eduardo: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?

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Edd: Wake me up-

Matt: Before you go go

Tom: When September ends

Tord: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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Patryck: Why would you give a knife to Paul?!

Tord, shrugging: Paul felt unsafe.

Patryck: Now I feel unsafe!

Tord: I’m sorry…

Tord: Would you like a knife?

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Tom: I can't imagine what Tord is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

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Matt: What are amphetamines?

Tom: Drugs that can go on land and water.

Matt: Ohhhh.

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Tom: Tord, can I ask you a question?

Tord: Sure, anything.

Tom: Why don't you go back to your own house and leave us alone?

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Matt: Here is my wall of inspirational people.

Edd: Is that a picture of you?

Matt: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Eduardo: Remain CALM! *slaps Jon multiple times*

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Edd: I have a problem.

Matt: If it's harder than 2+2, I can't help.

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Tord: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.

Tom: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!

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Edd: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?

Tom: They need to learn how to protect us.

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Tord: Next time I'm at the pet store, I'm gonna take a hamster and drop it in the scorpion cage. I wanna see what a hamster's face looks like when it goes, "oh, fuck."