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Look at this little tiny bird next I found. Isn't it so cute?? Just kidding. This is a rats next of ground up artichoke leaves I had to disassemble the garbage disposal to dislodge. It was gross. Never put artichoke leaves down the disposal. I ruined several fingers and kitchen knives in the process but also invented a few new tools during the two day project. https://www.instagram.com/p/CCZJY1knKku-u0NsUzonBdK_-_8JGMJak_Yzlw0/?igshid=xcn5vtf7xuqb

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This was absolutely worth every penny. https://www.instagram.com/p/CBPGsyAHektEJyyHab24FPft6AXQuEQjEka5ek0/?igshid=1kpsytf30tkwn

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Finally this game has relevance. https://www.instagram.com/p/CA4ZqzKHH2DgAL7aKGJ27vddmdBUuOU-QT_8u80/?igshid=vsd6xzimambx

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Mew https://www.instagram.com/p/CAYVFX9nwLPoiNXZw9TJYoYf-K1HMlT5Wb_CzI0/?igshid=cv9vt4xmwpb0

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Soup trumpet leg? Someone help me out here. (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B_LiYEHHMXDWuKrDf-Wx3SdGTlv0gZifZB0_8M0/?igshid=1kyjqwwqvrlrq

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I was hungry for some Vietnamese noodle soup. But there was a huge line to get some. I joined the pho queue. 😈 🍜 (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-TaP_4H0NTMdS7eFy1vRzim0ewlQza3y_6HjE0/?igshid=3fs0ilnx0gtt

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Got nothing else to do but spend six hours in the kitchen making authentic Thai food from scratch. Papaya salad and pad thai to start. (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B-TZYlAHO3az2hYrrYJtWd2PsAk8_cLqpuopLE0/?igshid=5lj3ntka2l5m

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Stay thirsty my friends. (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5e38ZRHvXjh49JINvOP9fV1UAks6LSgL3LF2M0/?igshid=bynkmcejbdd0

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You're damn right these came home with me. Coming soon to a dance floor near you are these amazing jeans. (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5ZYQq4nKaXuZpfTq--b_VFso5KIzTeV0LwLxA0/?igshid=1mz3co1ckmpzy

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Found this amazing pile of hands and feet at a toy shop in Vancouver. Hilarity will be ensuing. (at Kazoodles) https://www.instagram.com/p/B5UVRkNnUBgVCsl2c9-vOgjaHevMUpT2_S-qBo0/?igshid=f8g6ayf8owe0

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Ben got the new limited edition celery flavor of jolly rancher this year. 😂 🦇 🎃 🍬 (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4adnfsHulXAPNGMGripmBZBiGlXZuxyoQkhxs0/?igshid=l56x5jxbu3j0

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It's amazing what you can see when you get away from the bright city lights. (at Oregon Observatory at Sunriver) https://www.instagram.com/p/B1fv0vWn2sHJemDVI0vGN96ypj6dhLqYNsYhd00/?igshid=zm560kwgzj9i

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Go team #uglyassyellowshirt (at Woks Up Beach Volleyball) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0pcC4jHsr-HpPJX8CWQ8usRUycDP5X7UMvyR80/?igshid=19hzbepunnbiz

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Thanks Harry. (at Crystal Springs Rhododendron Garden) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0IC-hwnSdySSKNiaVKp3MnKyjcBOEHlSouePo0/?igshid=1pcbodos7dc07

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Kinda looks like a watermelon bug. Tasted like shit. (at Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ICyKZHBl-Vs9-F7hWJ46pdX7-p2WU_sT-BeE0/?igshid=1f7adryt8d1cb

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These geocaches are looking pretty sketchy these days. (at Portland, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/B0ICWORHywGXtElgP0BJkrkva7XTzwYo0XKWQs0/?igshid=u50ik0zrxxa3

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This isn't Texas. Calm down Yosemite Sam. Put the guns away and save your bullets for actual people. #merica (at The Oaks Amusement Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/BzgoISRHJwk9Oj7KhLCqMIqqr4Rv7IfH5Y8Rag0/?igshid=ocz8ip71oxly