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mossworm · 27 minutes
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my little mammal brain is not made to process that I got 3500 notes on some post I made about cheese this morning. thats too large of a number
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mossworm · 40 minutes
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when I record a locality for a publication, usually I list the town it was in and the closest landmark or business...hmm, yeah, I'll publish that
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mossworm · 3 hours
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it's true
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mossworm · 4 hours
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yeah I do get the feeling questions like this are looking for irrational fear of anything called a mold, even those that we specifically use to make food in a controlled environment.
however it will always bring me joy and humor to think about how humans form partnerships with literally anything that exists. sailing to a new country? don't forget the Friend Mold
food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
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mossworm · 4 hours
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she would not attack me because she is satiated by the offering of cheese
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food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
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mossworm · 5 hours
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food sensitivity test...since when is being ok with bleu cheese comparable to eating bread or jelly that has mold on it? the cheese mold is a domesticated creature that we care for and replicate in exchange for making us funny snacks. I know her and I trust her. mold on a fruit could be anybody
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mossworm · 7 hours
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Bumpy update: they couldn't figure out exactly what was wrong yesterday (after seven hours), so I came back today. dropped off Bumpy, they turned him on, and the check engine light is off now. he still needs a brake shoe but at this rate maybe I'll just figure out how to do it myself, it might take these guys a few years
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mossworm · 16 hours
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there is just no way you are real (she is real)
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every time I look up anything about annelid worms I end up learning about some ridiculous creature that I now cannot imagine life without. this is a freshwater worm called Pristina that looks like a sock puppet mixed with a moray eel
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mossworm · 16 hours
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every time I look up anything about annelid worms I end up learning about some ridiculous creature that I now cannot imagine life without. this is a freshwater worm called Pristina that looks like a sock puppet mixed with a moray eel
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mossworm · 17 hours
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these are two separate worms which have somehow glued their houses together
how did you even get into this situation
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mossworm · 17 hours
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how did you even get into this situation
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mossworm · 18 hours
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anyway I need you to look at this
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mossworm · 19 hours
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robots are neat! I was working on a short rpg about a bunch of household chore robots in a post-human world a few years ago, I think I still have the tilesets and the script somewhere.
my ability to get into media is kind of limited these days, maybe someday I'll have more time for it
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mossworm · 19 hours
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looking at me with the eyesball
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mossworm · 20 hours
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when the cars get hurt in pixar cars, what comes to help them?
like... is it ambulances as if human doctors, or tow trucks carrying them off as if ambulances, or just a really huge ambulance that the entire cars go inside? do trailer trucks have a special mega size ambulance just for them...do hurt ambulances have to go inside a larger ambulance...what was the aircraft carrier's name again
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mossworm · 20 hours
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when the cars get hurt in pixar cars, what comes to help them?
like... is it ambulances as if human doctors, or tow trucks carrying them off as if ambulances, or just a really huge ambulance that the entire cars go inside? do trailer trucks have a special mega size ambulance just for them...do hurt ambulances have to go inside a larger ambulance...what was the aircraft carrier's name again
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mossworm · 20 hours
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there was this whole meloncholy air about it too, like they were gently telling me that my cat needs to be put down. wait until these guys hear how much I pay just for rent
The car hospital people pulled me aside and in hushed tones communicated to me that it's going to cost a couple hundred bucks and a few days to fix car, then immediately asked if I want to maybe trade it in or see a sales associate. On what planet am I going to trade in a 94% functional car because it needs 800 dollars
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