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Thanks for recommending me folk punk everyone. It sucks 💜

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

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i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

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It’s with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns.

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everyone should have a balanced diet of both good music and music that fucking sucks. it's healthy. get over it.

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I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

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It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

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ah yes. the classic "I can't sleep because it will be tomorrow in an instant and tomorrow requires things of me and I Simply Do Not Vibe With That". so I'll go through said tomorrow on 2 hours of sleep. very smart and once again no lessons will be learned

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theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment

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not what he says

they might be giants member, of which there were 2 at the time, and they both share the same name come on now

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“oubliette” is such a fancy word for such an unbelievably simple thing. captain of the guard says “take their ass to the oubliette” and you think oh boy they must have some really high end perhaps grotesque punishment prepared for me and then they just throw you into a hole in the ground

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Great Mouse Detective version of Dracula happening simultaneously as the events of Dracula, so there’s just five mice in Victorian clothes unnoticed by the human cast desperately trying to kill a bat.

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i like how this is written as if sitelen pona is an ancient, uncovered writing system from a long forgotten society

ma'am that long forgotten society is named Sonja Lang and she has an instagram account and github page?????

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You dumb motherfucker life isn't about smelling flowers or feeling radiant sunshine on your skin or making meals with your loved ones. You idiot son of a bitch. It's about apps. It's about scrolling through apps.

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