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I hope Governor Mike Parson never has a moment of peace again

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filtering down ao3 results from 14000 to 6 based on a single tag is foul. im sorry none of you are as enlightened as me ig.

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I support mint chocolate haters because it means I get more mint chocolate, the greatest combo in the universe

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everyone knows that space is very very cold, and the sun is very very hot. so i assume there's a bit of space kind of near the sun which is just right. balmy space

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i seriously cannot comprehend the sex drive that makes one exclusively horny for captain america looking movie hunks or the victorias secret angel archetype of tall underweight women with generically pretty faces in bikinis. that shit is like carbon monoxide or infrasonic noise to my libido like my sexual senses cant even clock it

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[Knocks gently once]

Tumblr, you okay son? You've barely touched your mythology show where prometheus wears modesty 70s red short shorts.

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Writing dionysus as this guy with bleached hair who owns one pair of socks, emotionally unloads at a food truck guy after a night of clubbing, and gets immediately parasocial with a rock star after hearing 1 song is god-tier characterization

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for murph to hear especially of course

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knee deep in the dimensional rift with the archivist is it casual now

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"gwendolyn bouchard your ass NOT qualified for this MANAGERIAL POSITION at the Horrors Inc. get the FUCK out before you repeat Jon Head Archivist Sims' fate you absolute fucking IDIOT" i scream in my sound protected enclosure knowing damn well she (a character from a podcast) cannot hear me

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The TMAGP 30 experience.

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its tma what did you expect, for someone to not sacrifice (and possibly kill) their partner?? fork found in kitchen yall.

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celia at sam

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A normal dentist's office

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