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TEXTS || SASSIE 🖤💀

CASSIE: Touché, dementor. Touché.

SAGE: I missed you.

SAGE: But I'd deny it under oath.

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TEXTS || SASSIE 🖤💀

CASSIE: You must not have eaten enough souls this month if they decided to give you a punishment as severe as a trip to this shit hole. If I were you, I would've taken hell.

SAGE: But they released me back into your company, so I'm already there. 🖤

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TEXTS || SKYAGE 👯🏻💀

SAGE: I want to go for a hike today.

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TEXTS || SASSIE 🖤💀

SAGE: Surprise, bitch.

CASSIE: To what do I owe this true displeasure? 🖤

SAGE: The seventh level of hell let me free. Imagine that.

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TEXTS || SASSIE 🖤💀

SAGE: Surprise, bitch.

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I hope you all enjoyed that nice little reprieve from me, but that’s over and it’s time to come back to reality. Just in case you needed a reminder of how privileged and selfish you are, I’ve spent the past three weeks taking time away from the Internet so that I could spend more time working on my charity. Now I’m back, but only to tell you that I’m hosting an event next weekend and it’ll look great for all of your “humanitarian” cards if you show up. You’re so welcome.

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@leviabrams: @queensageoftheunderworld I honestly thought that island was closed off to the public so idk how you even managed this visit.

@queensageoftheunderworld: @leviabrams I don't count as "the public."

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liamhummel:

Oh, you’ve got it mixed up a little. All for the sake of humor! And because I do have a few good friends around here and I wanted to let ‘em know I was around.

I’m waiting for the punch line.

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@skymotta: @queensageoftheunderworld Thank you! I think you are pretty amazing too. (:

@queensageoftheunderworld: @skymotta @averymotta @xenakismotta what's good girls?

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@cassieharps: @queensageoftheunderworld honestly, don't let me drink anymore this week. This wasn't supposed to be a drinking vacation.

@queensageoftheunderworld: @cassieharps But getting all this blackmail material of you is so fun.

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@wildelunatic: @queensageoftheunderworld This is an outrage.

@queensageoftheunderworld: @wildelunatic #toobadsosad

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thetalentedjsj:

I doubt that, but I don’t care about being missed, so that’s fine.

What intelligence level do you need to be at in order to understand sarcasm?

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mackpierce:

It’s my blog and I’m allowed to vent whenever I want. That’s what it’s here for. If you want to call it whining, that’s totally fine. I don’t really care.

I have absolutely reached my basic bitch quota for the day.

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@cassieharps: @queensageoftheunderworld I'm still hungover from Friday. They can take me.

@queensageoftheunderworld: @cassieharps This is why drinking is bad, kids.

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@sydvester: @queensageoftheunderworld I hope they haunt you as karma for leaving me behind. 3

@queensageoftheunderworld: @sydvester I hope so too, because then I'll have actual proof of a demon.

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nadiahuds:

The fundraiser was very nice, you and Ms. Puckerman did a really good job. 

Thanks. It was for a worthy cause. Obviously, since it was for my cause.

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@darcyfabray: @queensageoftheunderworld What? Demons are real, I don't think.

@queensageoftheunderworld: @darcyfabray Of course they are.