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mount-choi · 3 years
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i go back in time and show mary shelley a box of franken berry cereal and she is so thrilled by it that she kisses me on the lips
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mount-choi · 4 years
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I love you all very much!!
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mount-choi · 4 years
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i currently weigh more than i have since 2018! very happy with myself :) i’m finally at my body’s natural body weight for the first time in years. and guess what? the world didn’t end! AND i’m still hot as FUCK. just now with a bigger ass!
weight restoration isn’t at all the bulk of recovery but it’s a pretty big thing still and i’m super proud of myself!
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mount-choi · 4 years
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spencer reid: hey i’ve already been kidnapped and addicted to dilaudid, watched my girlfriend get murdered in front of me and there’s all this stuff going on w my mom could you guys maybe give me a break for a sec haha
cat adams and that one girl in season 12:
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mount-choi · 4 years
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I’M BISEXUAL
WHICH MEANS I LOVE MATTHEW GRAY GUBLER , HOZIER, THE CONCEPT OF DECAY, AND EVERY WOMAN I’VE EVER MET
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mount-choi · 4 years
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sometimes i’m like “you know what? i’m probably not even mentally ill despite the diagnosis and therapy and everything”
but then i start crying because someone who isn’t even taking to me doesn’t have their feet facing me and i think they hate me
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mount-choi · 5 years
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Physically I’m here, but mentally I’m in a small classroom at a liberal arts college in Vermont maybe in the ‘80s studying Classics and toasting to living forever
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mount-choi · 5 years
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He has risen. It’s truly a miracle.
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mount-choi · 5 years
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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
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mount-choi · 5 years
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Avengers 4 Promotional Art: Quantum Realm Suits.
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mount-choi · 5 years
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mount-choi · 6 years
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ryan: we didn’t see any ghosts this season :(
shane:
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mount-choi · 6 years
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*at a pet store*
Cashier: Can I help you sir?
Stan: *slams bag of bird seeds on the counter* How long does it take this shit to grow into bIRDS?
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mount-choi · 6 years
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Tony to Aunt May after Infinity War:
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mount-choi · 6 years
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me: why does no one talk to me
also me: VICIOUSLY ignores texts, LUDICROUSLY removes myself from situations, PREPOSTEROUSLY disappears for days on end, NONSENSICALLY-
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mount-choi · 6 years
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mount-choi · 6 years
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maybe you MILLENIALS would be able to afford a house if you stopped spending your money at your local diner’s jukebox buying twenty one (21) plays of what’s new pussycat with one (1) play of it’s not unusual in the middle
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