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A grainy video emerges online of Bruce Wayne in the Wayne Enterprises gym, lifting a steel support beam off the ground with the ease of a forklift.

“CEO strength 💪💰” the caption reads. It gets 3.2M likes in a day.

The theories range from “he’s juicing” to “WayneTech developed exoskeletons” to “this is CGI.” The correct answer (decades of trauma, sleepless nights, and lifting 180lb vigilante sons out of danger on the regular) is not considered.

Meanwhile, Bruce reads the article Clark writes about it for The Planet, titled “The Weight of It All,” and mutters, “You think you’re clever.”

Clark kisses his cheek and says, “You’re the strongest man I know.”

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watching the falcon and the winter soldier is great because I don’t even have to try and see it in a gay way. they’re rolling the through a grassy field on top of eachother and literally getting couples therapy with their legs slotted together.

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netflix daredevil is great. they really said matt is so intimately familiar with foggy that he can hear the exact way his breathing patterns change before he says something. and then they just moved on

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the more i read daredevil comics the more i realize how fucking stupid it would be if foggy was REALLY dead and gone in daredevil: born again. all of the daredevil comics ive read have just solidified the fact that matt can't really be all he is without foggy, and vice versa

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Being obsessed with platonic relationships and found family dynamics means crying over stuff like Foggy's uncle calling Matt "Matty" and joking with him and Foggy's family most likely printing his prayer card in braille for Matt

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hi my king ❤️ have the most day ever❤️

the glorious zia 🤝 have the dayest day ever

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I am not the biggest fan of Gojo Satoru but I have to admit that he’s a well written character. I also think his characterisation is pretty obvious, but people still decide to look over that.

he’s always that “immature teacher, who’s super arrogant or has a literal god complex” just because he’s aware that he’s the strongest. yet his own fans never see how his powers comes with a price. I know damn right, deep inside everything is eating him up — the guilt is eating him up. he fails to do so many things. save his best friend or hinder the elders from doing what they’re doing (which leads to a corrupted system kinda ?)

he’s weak actually. weak towards to it all. but isn’t he supposed to be the strongest?

coming back to my point :

“he’s so childish despite being 27. gojo should act his age.”

this is literally the most OBVIOUS point in his character. his youth literally got stolen in front of his eyes by the gojo clan, by the people he got surrounded by. he was always seen as the holy child, one in a billion, the first gem ever. he had no childhood. (this is a speculation now) but he probably was just training the whole time when he was a child. no friends, no family, just he alone. and that’s just — his childhood and youth got stolen. so that’s the reason why he’s doing everything he wants. but of course he also knows when to stay serious.

he’s aware when to act childish to lighten the mood or when to be serious if someone, he holds dear, gets hurt.

uh yes this was my ramble about gojo satoru! you are free to share what’s on your mind though. like what your opinion about him is. I’d love to hear more about his character, about how you see him — we may share not the same opinion so ?

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karen being in san fransisco or wherever for the entire first season of DDBA was an awful choice but i do LOVE thinking about someone at her crappy newspaper job saying "omg that crazy guy in NYC the punisher just killed 18 gang members" and "apparently Daredevil is back in NYC and he just saved a girl" and her being like "those freaking idiots..." and then forgetting she's supposed to pretend she doesn't know them when someone asks her if she ever encounter them

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field trip to stark industries fic but it’s post-NWH and it’s peter community college class and peter’s first time back in the building after being forgotten.

and the building makes it very clear that AIs were immune to the spell.

bonus points if it’s an au where tony survived, and he’s very curious why his tech is reacting so strangely to this random kid

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Trying to beat the summer heat in Deadpool’s shit box.

(Peter loves the fire department, they sometimes hide him from the cops and he saves them from collapsing burning buildings) 💙🩵❤️💀🎱💘🕷️🕺🏻❤️🩵💙 💅👯👀 🚒🧯🔥🧑‍🚒

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5 times the batfam uses Dick's name to persecute Bruce

"Dick is ready - "

"Not unless you've taken Viagra, old man"

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"Dick is up-"

"Do not be disgusting Father."

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"I need Dick for this."

"I'll call Clark but TMI Bruce."

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"Dick - "

"Language, Master Bruce."

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It's been weeks since Bruce last said Nightwing's name out loud, and they are all here to punish him for it.

"I'll remind you all we are in a public space," he says in warning, before sighing heavily. His considers his words and grimaces, but there is no way out. Gordon also appears to be holding back his delight. "Dick will not be available for dinner, Commissioner."

Swanning past, his eldest (who had clearly lied about an emergency in Blüdhaven) remarks, "The catering staff finalised the menu weeks ago, too late to change it B."

He is going to disown them all.

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Thank you @grannyhitsuzen!

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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this is how it sounds when people try and connect matt's catholic guilt to his sexuality in mattfoggy fics

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I HC that Dick's family endangering themselves is one of the only things that really pisses him off, so this is how Robin: Son of Batman happens in my head:

Damian: "I'm leaving on an important mission to atone for my sins. I don't know how long I'll be gone. Goodbye."

Dick: "That sounds serious. Should I bring our Batmobile?"

Damian: "No, you are not coming. This is something I have to do alone."

Dick: "Agreed, this should stay between us. I won't even tell Alfred."

Damian, frowning: "No, you are not listening to me. Only I am going."

Dick, nodding: "Mhm, just you and me, like the good ol' days."

Damian, seething: "You are being obtuse on purpose."

Dick: "Yes, yes I am. Because you are twelve and as important as it is, you are definitely not allowed to go on this trip. So either you let me come along or you're grounded."

Damian, bewildered: "What? You cannot ground me! We do not even live in the same house anymore!"

Dick: "You want to test that theory? :)"

Damian, sensing danger: ".........On second thought, I will let you tag along."

Dick: "Good choice. I'll fire up the Batmobile."

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More Daredevil /punisher x textposts

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“I feel safe with you.” A line that Deadpool would never say out loud because that reveals more vulnerability or sounds more intimate than saying “I love you.”

Safety is necessary especially for Deadpool so I thought if a shapeshifter ever try and fool him that they’re Spider-Man, he would know immediately. Maybe not, but his body would react to it faster than his mind could explain. This dude says Wade in the same voice yet it was in a different tone, it almost sounded alien to him and he has no idea why.

But his body does, because his body knows where he feels safe and it knows this isn’t his home. This ain’t the same guy who he adored and respected, and he is deeply offended someone thought they could fool the diehard fan of Spider-Man who made so much fanfics and fanarts of him (even have patreon for it too). And so, Deadpool will listen to his guts and grab his guns despite no valid proof because screw it. His instinct says that isn’t Spider-Man and that’s enough. No one in this world could ever replace the only person he ever felt safe with and survive after pulling that prank on him.

“I feel safe with you” is such a dorky thing to say. Deadpool thinks it’s cringe, weird and kinda crazy to say to someone yet he wishes Spider-Man knew. Maybe, thats exactly why Spider-Man is a hero… and Wade is still struggling to see himself as one. Heroes provide safety.

And god— that is exactly what Deadpool has craved for as long as he could remember.