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I'm golden-child!Jason and not-even-a-silver-egg!Dick truther for life, and that's so funny.

Bruce is used to the chaos he calls his son, so when Jason actually behave, Bruce is soooo confused.

Like, what do you mean Bruce can tell him to not do something and Jason will??? Obey??? The order??? Dick would never.

Bruce, fully prepared for scandal: You are not allowed to jump from one wardrobe to another, it's dangerous for you.

Little Jason, who has no idea why he should: Ok? I wasn't planning to anyway.

Confused Bruce: You wasn't?

Little Jason who are scared to touch anything here, because it probably costs more than his life: I don't want to ruin the mansion...

More Confused Bruce: You don't?!

Or 

Bruce: so, you are saying that if I tell you to sit in your room and read books, you will really sit in your room and read books?

Little Jason, who has no idea why he shouldn't: Yeah?

Bruce, whispering to Alfred: I didn't know they could do that.

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Do you guys think that people give Duke discounts and free stuff yk?

Like he works the day shift so obviously he interacts more with civilians than any of the other bats, and because of a) the fact they see him more often and out in the daylight, not just shrouded in mystery and shadows, and b) just how he is as a person, they really really like him

So like this is a thing i can imagine happening

7:39 am, on a Saturday

The begal stand guy: Hey Signal!!

Duke: What’s up Mr. Spence?

Mr. Spence: Well I had an extra begal sandwich this morning and was wondering if you wanted it?

Duke, being reminded of the good in humanity with tears in his eyes (he forgot to get breakfast before he left): Thank you so much

And obviously Gotham doesnt have the nicest people, so people dont reach out like that a lot, but when they do it absolutely makes Dukes day

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Tim: good cop

Damian: bad cop

Dick: you better fucking be interrogated by my brothers

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Psst! Maybe doodle a Bruce and young Dick spotted by paparazzi!

Heartwarming! Bruce Wayne spotted walking with young ward Dick Grayson!

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Underrated Percabeth moment. A reminder that Annabeth doesn't just tolerate Percy's humor, she loves him for it. At their most desperate, when they're close to death, when everything seems hopeless, he can still make her laugh.

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Officer Grayson: *arrests Jason for whatever, probably annoying him on the job.* *He leads him away in handcuffs*

Jason: wait. Is that Tim?

Dick: omg it's Timmy!

Tim, on a date with Bernard:

Bernard: ... Why are that cop and the guy he arrested banging on the window and waving at us?

Tim: *dead inside*

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I have proof y'all conspiracy theorists are ALL wrong about France being real!

The European government accidentally leaked a picture of a REAL European map:

Ignore all of the fake maps made by conspiracy theorists that include France, only this map is accurate

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my dream in life is to have cass hair

Batboys profiles

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“omg you’re just blogging for attention”

and you’re blogging??? for gold? Women? Immortality?

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all the daisies are out !!!!! and they’re begging to be laid amongst…

ooough yeah. happy to oblige

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Let 👏🏻Tim👏🏻 Drake👏🏻 Murder👏🏻 Ra's 👏🏻Al Ghul 👏🏻As👏🏻 A 👏🏻Treat 👏🏻 It's 👏🏻Enrichment 👏🏻

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Dick, 9yo, english being his 16th language: Bruce is racist !

Bruce who left his boy alone in the press room at the GP: Something is wrong I can feel it.

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I like the rough sketch more sometime

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Just another Tuesday for the Batfam I guess.

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you know when you fake being asleep so your parents would carry you inside? yea jason was just a bit eepy

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Dare I say the best members of the bat family!!!

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Some of you have never shipped a rare pair and it shows.