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just finished chapter 4 earlier today. it was peak. i did a little animation to celebrate. (light spoilers for the end of chapter 4)

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“hate you too, kid,” he says with an affectionate grin.

only sans undertale could dredge an in character post out of olivia when she’s not even on the roster

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I’m looking at you two pun freaks

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@multiverse-of-souls​ said: (The legend, the myth)

*...he already fell back asleep. 

*there are ketchup stains on his shirt. 

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“welp. my work here is done. i’m goin’ on break.” 

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bravest​:

“   pfffffft  .   when   do   i   ever   mind   my   freaking   manners ,   dude  ?!   ”   ignore   the   infectious   smile   crossing   her   visage  ;   it’s   one   of   those   endearing   little   shit   grins ,   all   slightly   scrunched   nose   and   mismatched   eyes   warm   with   mischief  .   olivia   giggles   as   bony   phalanges   muss   up   her   (already   unruly!)   brown   tresses ,   shaking   her   head   and   grumbling   in   half-hearted   annoyance   as   she   attempts   to   smooth   it   back   down   again  .   “   you’re   sad   about   your   lame   old   nap   when   a   perfectly   cool   kid   is   right   here   ready   t’   make   your   day   worse—?!   …   er ,   i   mean ,   brighten   your   day ,   obviously  !   heehee  .   ”

    “a cool kid, huh? alright. sure. where are they?” he asks, casually leaning back on his heels as he takes an exaggerated gander around. “they hidin’ behind that conveniently shaped lamp?” 

    The lamp was, indeed, conveniently shaped. Kind of familiar looking, too. He gave Olivia a little wink. “ah, well. if you find em’, let ‘em know to meet me at grillby’s and we can get a couple burgs.” 

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Sans to all of the DeltaRune blogs that stumbled across this corner of tumblr: 

“sorry, pal. never heard of ya. but hey, still got some ‘dogs for sale if you’re interested.” 

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@bravest​ said: GET OFF YOUR BREAK. COME AND SAY HI TO UR FAVOURITE BRAT RIGHT NOW!!

“ah, geez...just when my nap was gettin’ good...” 

But his bony hand still lands in the kids hair, rufflin’ it, messin’ it up in that special way that only Dear Old Sans can. 

“you been mindin’ your manners, buddy? brushing your streets and lookin’ both ways before crossing your teeth?” 

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bravest​:

“ YOU . ”

“yoo-hoo?” He says, waggling a bottle of delicious chocolate beverage before the kid. 

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ARE YOU BACK?

"sorry, buddy. i'm on break."

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puzzlebones​:

Can't a Cool dude go at least a day without his brothers horrible puns everywhere?

“heh. ain’t my fault you don’t got the stomach for it, Paps.” 

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@the-judge-of-bones​ punned: "How unfortunate of them to string him along." - pun 2: skeleton boogaloo

“yeah. they’re real trebel makers.” 

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“a man was attacked by string instruments. it was a brutal attack of violins.” 

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“Hey come’re, I need to tell you something.” 

“nerd.”

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*get outta my church.