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october will be kind

october will be fun

october will be good

october will bring peace

october will bring happiness

october will bring love

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Fran Fine pairing a baseball cap and pigtails with a holographic Versus Versace party dress is an important moment in fashion history.

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This is so wholesome

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Tati Westbrook during her birthday dinner

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I miss old-school RHoNYC

Kelly: You and I could have been best friends. You and I are exactly the same; you're brunette, I'm blonde - that's the only difference.

Bethenny: You're blonde?

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I'M SICK OF BETHENNY ATTACKING MY FAMILY IN THE PRESS.

You were in black eyes white face makeup, Alex. Kabuki.

ZIP IT.

PUT YOUR HAIR UP IT’S AL SHARPTON.

Free to be, you and me, 1979.

It’s weird.

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The signs as Real Housewives vacation feuds

Aries: I’ve had enough of you, you beast in Amsterdam

Taurus: No but I think he fucked your mom in Florida

Gemini: Rodolpho is cheating on you in Bimini

Cancer: Youwillneverseemyfaceagaingoodbye in Thailand

Leo: Don’t be all like uncool in Turks and Caicos

Virgo: You’re such a fucking liar Camille in New York

Libra: I don’t really see her holding any black babies in South Africa

Scorpio: Scary Island

Saggitarius: Quit trying to be a damn bitch in Mexico

Capricorn: TAKE A XANAX CALM DOWN in St. Barths

Aquarius: I HAVE NEVER BEEN WITH MULTIPLE PARTNERS IN MY LIFE in Whistler

Pisces: Joyce is a big fat pig in Palm Springs

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Britney Spears in a 1999 interview

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Me

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this is like a sitcom

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Ramona doesn’t know how to play truth or dare

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Me everyday.