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I have one, that's the irony 😎

People with android phone’s background be like:

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but it only works if 4 people are having sex lol

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Sirius: Evolution is just nature innovating itself.

Remus: uhh what's going on?

Sirius: Why do squirrels always look and act like it's their first day being a squirrel?

Remus: What's he doing?

Sirius: the probability that your parents wanted you is the highest when you are adopted.

Remus: Sirius, ar-are you okay?

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Update: he didn't eat fish after that, and soon not any other type of seafood.

Headcannon

What if Percy had a goldfish when he was younger because Sally didn't want him to ask questions about his dad (imagine that five year old who asks, "but why?" To everything...I'm certain Percy was one of them) bc she figured maybe he'd feel a connection to it being the son of Poseidon. Percy loved that fish, he would "bloop bloop" to it everyday, and it was called like Rodney or Guppy or something I reckon. When that fish died, he cried so hard for a week that Sally only fed him blue food in any means to chear him up, even made a blue cake with icing shaping Guppy(yeah I'm going with Guppy, even though Rodney is like a direct fishing pun) but he refused to eat any of the yellow, simply because "I will NOT eat Guppy!"

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ok im normal now (lying)

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*at a zoo*

Regulus: So what are they in for?

James: Reg, this isn’t Azkaban.

Regulus: So they can leave?

James: No, but—

Regulus, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Regulus: James once texted me "your adorable" so i texted him back "no, YOU'RE adorable"

Remus: and?

Regulus: and now we're dating, we've been to six dates. all i did was point out a typo but i like him so hey, i'm not complaining.

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Sirius, in a hospital bed covered in bandages: the risk I took was calculated.

Remus: YOUR TERRIBLE AT MATH

Sirius: yeah but James helped me

Remus: James is USUALLY amazing at math, but SOMEHOW he turns into an absolute CARROT BRAIN when he's around YOU!

Sirius: well he's my carrot brain :<

James: Awww🥺

Sirius, taking james hands and looking him in the eyes lovingly: and I'd trust his judgement til the day I die.

Remus(under his breath): it's amazing that those two don't get mistaken for being a couple every waking minute...

Remus: Lucky for you lovebirds, if you keep doing stunts like that, that day isn't going to be far off.

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I’ve just realised that the majority of war’s in dream smp have been about fish and discs…

It’s just occurred to me how ridiculous this sounds😂😂

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Headcannon

What if Percy had a goldfish when he was younger because Sally didn't want him to ask questions about his dad (imagine that five year old who asks, "but why?" To everything...I'm certain Percy was one of them) bc she figured maybe he'd feel a connection to it being the son of Poseidon. Percy loved that fish, he would "bloop bloop" to it everyday, and it was called like Rodney or Guppy or something I reckon. When that fish died, he cried so hard for a week that Sally only fed him blue food in any means to chear him up, even made a blue cake with icing shaping Guppy(yeah I'm going with Guppy, even though Rodney is like a direct fishing pun) but he refused to eat any of the yellow, simply because "I will NOT eat Guppy!"

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Dorian: You know, sometimes the best revenge is to become a better person-

Celaena: From personal experience, murder works too.

Dorian: ...

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Why am I so shocked Will eats meat!? Like idk why but I imagined him as a vegetarian and this truly shocks me :0

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This entire post is literally beautiful

how to draw arms ? ? 

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WE CAN STILL WIN !!!!

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The darkling: oh no! Alina's got the stags amplifier and the sea whip amplifier and now she's probably found the firebird i-

*finds out the firebird is actually Mal*

The darkling: oh...

The darkling: nvm guess we don't have to worry about Alina having ultimate power anymore *kicks up feet to relax*

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So the other day I was at my friends house and we were about to leave to go up town so he was announcing to his mother that we were leaving but for some reason he accidentally shouted across the house "HEY MUM! IM GOING TO THE TOILET" he stops and realises what he said and my God I COULD NOT STOP WHEEZING

Like imagine if you announced yourself every time you went to the bathroom

Kid: hey mum

Mother: yes sweetheart?

Kid: I'm going to the bathroom

Mother: okay good luck

Kid: thanks, see you later

Like what?😭😭